Dee-Dee Sheridan
10-27-2003, 11:12 AM
New members are to give their checking and savings account numbers to the Mission sisters upon registration. Sis Ida Mae, who was cleared of all charges of embezzlement, will be taking this information.
50 Cent CDs in Yolanda Adams jackets will be sold in the fellowship hall. Keep it on the DL...it ain't everybody's business what we do.
The Pastor is asking that everyone who just HAS TO LAUGH when Ms. Hattie is singing, could you please throw at least one amen in there cause yall hurting her feelings.
Our new piano player, Jerome, hails from Lulu's House of Chicken and Entertainment. We will be ordering his new rainbow colored piano bench out of money given to the building fund.
The Youth Choir will be putting on their annual play. This year they will be performing, "My Momma Didn't Steal Yo' Check." We are asking in advance that Lil' Maria not sing the lead. Face it Big Maria, ya' child can't sing. Now let's consider this matter closed and not brought up again, especially in the presence of the children.
Anyone looking to join the "Wessss~Siiide Afro Mass Choir" must attend the meeting in the back of the fellowship hall. Bring 2 pictures before and after Fro to put in the new members bulletin. Picks will be supplied by the President.
If you ain't been to church in 6 months, you are considered a visitor. So when the time comes, please stand. Some people don't like when we start singing, "It's Some Visitors In This House, When You See 'Em Point 'Em Out!!!" Save yourself the embarrassment.
We are having a Bake Sale next Saturday. If you see your name, don't bother to bring anything. The church does not have "diarrhea" insurance and is tired of being sued. Here we go: Sista Jenkins, Sista Martin, Sister Lattimo' (she don't like to be called Lattimore), Sista Beulah and the lady who's always smiling (sorry sister we don't know your name)
It has been brought to Pastor's attention that some of the members thinks it's okay to take off their shoes in church. Stank feet makes it impossible to concentrate on the Word.
We will be taking up a collection for the annual Pastor's Gold Teeth Fund. He will be having them polished and will be adding two more. Hallelujah.
The deadline for entering the Big Hat contest has passed so ladies and Jerome, please stop wearing your big hats. The people behind you can't see.
Anyone caught eating in the church will be asked to leave if they didn't bring enough for the pastor's wife. Yall know she greedy and it just ain't right to tempt her.
Ushers: We don't mind you doing the prep when you're marching in front of the choir, but we do ask that you take out the "hand in your face" step. A few ladies have been complaining about their wigs being knocked off.
The Church's annual anniversary dinner........ We are serving punch, fried chicken, greens and corn bread. The price is, $50.00 per plate and we do not accept checks or credit cards. Don't forget to come early, you know they always running out of chicken.
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[ October 27, 2003, 03:47 PM: Message edited by: Dee-Dee Sheridan ]
50 Cent CDs in Yolanda Adams jackets will be sold in the fellowship hall. Keep it on the DL...it ain't everybody's business what we do.
The Pastor is asking that everyone who just HAS TO LAUGH when Ms. Hattie is singing, could you please throw at least one amen in there cause yall hurting her feelings.
Our new piano player, Jerome, hails from Lulu's House of Chicken and Entertainment. We will be ordering his new rainbow colored piano bench out of money given to the building fund.
The Youth Choir will be putting on their annual play. This year they will be performing, "My Momma Didn't Steal Yo' Check." We are asking in advance that Lil' Maria not sing the lead. Face it Big Maria, ya' child can't sing. Now let's consider this matter closed and not brought up again, especially in the presence of the children.
Anyone looking to join the "Wessss~Siiide Afro Mass Choir" must attend the meeting in the back of the fellowship hall. Bring 2 pictures before and after Fro to put in the new members bulletin. Picks will be supplied by the President.
If you ain't been to church in 6 months, you are considered a visitor. So when the time comes, please stand. Some people don't like when we start singing, "It's Some Visitors In This House, When You See 'Em Point 'Em Out!!!" Save yourself the embarrassment.
We are having a Bake Sale next Saturday. If you see your name, don't bother to bring anything. The church does not have "diarrhea" insurance and is tired of being sued. Here we go: Sista Jenkins, Sista Martin, Sister Lattimo' (she don't like to be called Lattimore), Sista Beulah and the lady who's always smiling (sorry sister we don't know your name)
It has been brought to Pastor's attention that some of the members thinks it's okay to take off their shoes in church. Stank feet makes it impossible to concentrate on the Word.
We will be taking up a collection for the annual Pastor's Gold Teeth Fund. He will be having them polished and will be adding two more. Hallelujah.
The deadline for entering the Big Hat contest has passed so ladies and Jerome, please stop wearing your big hats. The people behind you can't see.
Anyone caught eating in the church will be asked to leave if they didn't bring enough for the pastor's wife. Yall know she greedy and it just ain't right to tempt her.
Ushers: We don't mind you doing the prep when you're marching in front of the choir, but we do ask that you take out the "hand in your face" step. A few ladies have been complaining about their wigs being knocked off.
The Church's annual anniversary dinner........ We are serving punch, fried chicken, greens and corn bread. The price is, $50.00 per plate and we do not accept checks or credit cards. Don't forget to come early, you know they always running out of chicken.
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[ October 27, 2003, 03:47 PM: Message edited by: Dee-Dee Sheridan ]