Gentlemen Get your Palms ready!!!!

[Ronnie Ron]

Masturbating Lowers Prostate Cancer Risk - Study

LONDON (Reuters) - Frequent masturbation, particularly in the
20s, helps prevent prostate cancer later in life, according to
new research.
Australian scientists have shown that the more men masturbate
between the ages of 20 and 50, the less likely they are to
develop the disease that kills more than half a million men each
year.

They suspect that frequent ejaculation has a protective effect
against the cancer because it prevents dangerous carcinogens
from building up in the gland.

"The more you flush the ducts out, the less there is to hang
around and damage the cells that line them," Graham Giles, of
the Cancer Council Victoria in Melbourne, told New Scientist
magazine on Wednesday.

In a survey of 1,079 prostate cancer patients and 1,259 healthy
men, Giles and his team discovered that men who ejaculated more
than five times a week in their 20s were a third less likely to
develop an aggressive form of the disease.

The findings contradict previous studies which suggested that
having a variety of partners or frequent sexual activity could
increase the risk of prostate cancer by 40 percent.

But Giles said the earlier research concentrated on intercourse,
whereas his study focused on masturbation. Infections caused by
sexual activity could account for the different findings.

"Men have many ways of using their prostate which don't involve
women or other men," he added.

[Jamie 3:26]

We all Know Albert Diaz has a healthy prostate... graemlins/rofl.gif

[SuzanneT]

Now Ron, because you're my good friend, all those jokes running Im making in my head, I won't post them publicly, I will just IM them to you icon_rofl.gif
But I know you aint backed up!

[Ronnie Ron]

Originally posted by SuzanneT:
Now Ron, because you're my good friend, all those jokes running Im making in my head, I won't post them publicly, I will just IM them to you icon_rofl.gif
But I know you aint backed up! graemlins/jpshakehead.gif graemlins/jpshakehead.gif biggrinangel.gif

[Ronnie Ron]

Its Alternative Medicine ;)

[mdpm99]

xtra virgin olive oil

graemlins/thumbsup.gif

[And]

Comon now .. As if men really needed another excuse to choke the chicken. graemlins/tongueout.gif

[AD]

oooooooooooo this is great news!! I'll probably live to be 100. Rosie, here I come!! biggrinangel.gif

[AD]

Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
We all Know Albert Diaz has a healthy prostate... graemlins/rofl.gif graemlins/cussing.gif AR15firing.gif graemlins/cussing.gif AR15firing.gif graemlins/cussing.gif AR15firing.gif

[Ronnie Ron]

Originally posted by Albert Diaz:
oooooooooooo this is great news!! I'll probably live to be 100. Rosie, here I come!! biggrinangel.gif Wait Albert!!!! your lucky i spell mine Rosey....... AR15firing.gif

I heard if you have the ey on the end you live to 101 graemlins/cheering.gif


Carry On.... smile.gif

[ July 16, 2003, 08:08 PM: Message edited by: RonnieRon ]

[sammyrock]

LOL LOL Im "Locked" and "Cocked" lol lol :D

[Barrie Moodswing]

graemlins/thumbsup.gif Great news, now we have an excuse graemlins/grinyes.gif

[Ken1015]

Originally posted by Barrie' Moodswing' McFarlane:
graemlins/thumbsup.gif Great news, now we have an excuse graemlins/grinyes.gif Yeah, like you need one. http://deephousepage.com/smilies/biglaugha.gif

[DJJM3.COM]

Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
We all Know Albert Diaz has a healthy prostate... graemlins/rofl.gif icon_rofl.gif icon_rofl.gif icon_rofl.gif graemlins/lol.gif graemlins/lol.gif graemlins/lol.gif

[GROOVE VICTIM]

Originally posted by david mancuso:
xtra virgin olive oil

graemlins/thumbsup.gif Is this a joke or a contribution, because I use Olive oil in all of my cooking. I haven't used butter or margarine in months, except for an occasional country ass biscuit.

Peace

[JMJ]

Originally posted by GROOVE VICTIM:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by david mancuso:
xtra virgin olive oil

graemlins/thumbsup.gif Is this a joke or a contribution, because I use Olive oil in all of my cooking. I haven't used butter or margarine in months, except for an occasional country ass biscuit.

Peace </font>[/QUOTE]Weren't you just sitting on a country ass biscuit for two weeks??.....JMJ graemlins/cool_shades.gif

[DJJM3.COM]

Oh I can see it now:
Wife: What th- What are you doing?

Husband: I'm,.....I'm,......I- I I!!! I!!!*SQUIRT* OOOOhhhhh.....Preventing cancer.....

Wife: Oh carry On.......

[der geile hund]

Did anyone read that story about how male fish ejaculate more semen when they are shown fish porn?

[Monny JcIntosh]

What the **** is fish porn?

[der geile hund]

Fish turned on by porn
14 July 2003

FRIBOURG - Fish can be aroused by an aquatic equivalent of pornography, according to researchers at a Swiss university.

They discovered that male sticklebacks ejaculate more sperm if first stimulated by a "soft porn" film showing flirting fish. It is thought that the image sparks off a competitive instinct in the spectating sticklebacks to ensure they stand the highest chance of fertilising their female's eggs.

The researchers at the University of Fribourg believe the fish porn simulates conditions in the wild where mating male sticklebacks ejaculate more if they are threatened by other finned Romeos swimming nearby.

Mating is a cut-throat business among sticklebacks. The male builds a nest before beginning an elaborate courtship with his chosen female. When sufficiently charmed by her male, the female lays her eggs in his nest for him to ejaculate over to fertilise them. But, often, other frisky males sneak into the nest and try to fertilise the eggs as well.

Males who feel their nest is threatened ejaculate more to raise their chances of being the first to father the baby fish.

To gain a better understanding of what the males consider to be highly-threatening situations, the researchers put together two full-colour computer animations showing virtual sticklebacks. According to a report in the "New Scientist", the first was the "sexy" film of a male courting a female, while the other showed a male caring for his brood.

Both films were shown to 17 male sticklebacks who had each built a nest from twine in a gravel-filled Petri dish in their separate fish tanks. The two films were shown in random order to each male.

After each stickleback had watched one film for a couple of minutes, a female was put in the tank to spawn. The "New Scientist" reported that each fish ejaculated more sperm over the eggs if they'd seen the fish porn than if they had just seen the male with brood.

[Monny JcIntosh]

I wouldn't have thought they'd recognise animations. I was hoping they'd go on to report the effects of hard fish porn... alas!

[CG63]

YO dawg, I said LANOLIN!

[The Real Dragonfly Jones]

Originally posted by DJJM3:
Oh I can see it now:
Wife: What th- What are you doing?

Husband: I'm,.....I'm,......I- I I!!! I!!!*SQUIRT* OOOOhhhhh.....Preventing cancer.....

Wife: Oh carry On....... icon_rofl.gif

[jsd540]

Damn, I'm gonna need more soap...

[formerly known as kenspank]

Colorectal cancer, breast cancer, and prostate cancer kill roughly the same number of people every year
However, funding for research of these cancers is not the same: breast cancer research receives 14.2% of the NCI budget while colorectal cancer research receives 4.2%. Prostate cancer research received only 3.2% of the estimated 1998 NCI budget.
In 1997, about $1700 was spent on prostate cancer research per death from this disease whereas about $12,800 was spent on breast cancer research per death


African American men are nearly twice as likely to develop prostate cancer as Caucasian men and even more likely to die from it.

[fred da warrior]

If Bold Soul is lurking around, I think he posted before that somehow masturbation/ ejaculation was related to knee and/ or back problems....Right?


Resuce me if I'm wrong....

[Jamie 3:26]

Originally posted by fred:
If Bold Soul is lurking around, I think he posted before that somehow masturbation/ ejaculation was related to knee and/ or back problems....Right?


Resuce me if I'm wrong.... Ya right Fred.Danny did post that a while back.Maybe that's why my knees hurt...LOL.