Worst Drunk Scenario

[Drrtynewyork]

I was involved in some wild shit when i was younger while under the influence of alcohol. Driving in stolen cabs, etc. biggrinangel.gif
I thank god for lookin out. hail.gif

who got some good ones?

[MarkK]

I won't go into details here, but do you know they have jail cells in the basement of Wrigley Field?

:D


Originally posted by DJ DOUG GOMEZ:
I was involved in some wild shit when i was younger while under the influence of alcohol. Driving in stolen cabs, etc. biggrinangel.gif
I thank god for lookin out. hail.gif

who got some good ones?

[Djay Raare]

I did some crazy drunk driving bro man one time i was all messed up driving around my town back in Cali. I had a car full of peaople we had just picked up some girls to top it off I was driving fast & what not a police officer spotted me driving crazy he called for back up I had like 12 cars after my ass I came to a dead end street and man the girls we picked up were crying man they were oohhh whyyy!! & shit so i got pissed off at the coppers got out of my car & told them ( see what ya'll did made these girls cry & s$#@ ) they didnt even write me a ticket or take me in They let me go can you beleive that one I was out of my mind DRUNK I even told them if they can follow me into town so that i can get home safe they didnt follow me they left. i guess it wasnt my time. graemlins/conf44.gif

[And]

Probably around 91-92 I used to drink for fun. I used to drink too much for fun. I didn't think much of throwing back a few then getting in my car to drive home.
One weekend my best friend at the time and I decided to go downtown (about 35 miles from home and 2-3 highways in between) to a pretty popular "ladies club." Before we left my house, I'd already put away 8 zimas ( graemlins/puke.gif ). Once downtown, I lost count of the number of drinks I'd had after 14. Piss drunk wouldn't even begin to touch the state we left in. To this day, I don't know how we got home. All I do remember was, we stepped into my car and woke up next to each other in bed the next morning. When I went out to look at my car, I'd somehow pulled off the best parallel parking job on an incline in between two other cars ...
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Then there was the time another friend and I figured we could kill a quarter keg of beer between the two of us. So out come the 64 ounce cups and wellllll a lot of other dumb shit ensued. I woke up with red spots covering every single inch of my face and she woke up to her skin peeling off her face.
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Those two memories scared me so much, I've NEVER come close to repeating it and will NEVER be drunk and driving ever again.

[statuskuo]

Gomez, is being drunk and stupid the lame ass excuse for your http://www.getluckytattoo.de/bilder/tattoo/tattoopics/tribal_8.jpg ???
zzzzzzzzzzzz

[mdpm99]

THE BEST DRINKING STORY EVER

From the state where drinking and driving is considered a sport, comes a true story from Texas.

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighborhood bar.
Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes with the officer quietly observing.

After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different
vehicles, the man managed to find his own car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a dry night), flicked the hazard flasher on and off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as more patrons left in their vehicles.
At last he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down the street.

The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up
his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyzer test. To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to
the Police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy."

[DJ76]

finding yourself at 4 in the morning by the beach gettin' busy with someone you really don't fancy cause you got drunk and smoked too much. Just like Eddy Murphy said: "how did that happen?"

[ August 18, 2003, 11:45 AM: Message edited by: DJ76 ]

[Drrtynewyork]

Originally posted by statuskuo:
Gomez, is being drunk and stupid the lame ass excuse for your http://www.getluckytattoo.de/bilder/tattoo/tattoopics/tribal_8.jpg ???
zzzzzzzzzzzz HAHAHA BITCH!

[And]

Originally posted by david mancuso:
THE BEST DRINKING STORY EVER

From the state where drinking and driving is considered a sport, comes a true story from Texas.

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighborhood bar.
Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes with the officer quietly observing.

After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different
vehicles, the man managed to find his own car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a dry night), flicked the hazard flasher on and off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as more patrons left in their vehicles.
At last he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down the street.

The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up
his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyzer test. To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to
the Police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy." graemlins/rofl.gif

[jurren]

related to david's story:

two policeofficers asked a man, that was screaming from the top of his lungs "they stole my car!" in front of a bar, what the problem was.
"someone stole my car!" the man replied", waving his carkeys.
"it was right here", pointing at his keys.
"could you calm down?" one of the officers replied.
"oh, and btw you fly is open."
"oh, no!" the drunk answered, "they stole my wife too!"

[D J 1 3 8]

Sadly, I've got too many to tell.

I had some crazy Halloween nights in NY in the late 80s. They usually involved 151 Rum and a lot of weed. One time I found this little tiny stool in the garbage, then proceeded to sit down on the stool in the middle of 3rd Ave., yelling "WATCH! No car is gonna hit me! I'm tellin' you, man!" My friends, angry motorists, and half the block were screaming at me to "get the fvck out of the street, idiot!" Luckily, I survived. That same night, I encountered a circle of Hare Krishnas who were dancing and drumming with a big crowd around them. Being a drunken azshole, I proceeded to join in the dance circle beating on drums and stumbling from Krishna to Krishna in a stupor. Eventually even the Krishnas got mad at me and they jumped all over me, throwing me out of the circle. I was sent hurtling through the crowd, only to land on the pavement in the middle of Bleecker street. As soon as I looked up, 12 rollerskaters in Gorilla suits whizzed by my head in racing formation. I thought I was hallucinating, but the roller-gorillas were later confirmed by my friends. Halloween in the village can be a trip when you're young. Now I avoid it like the plague. Same goes for 151 Rum.

I once got in to a tequila drinking contest with 2 guys from Guatemala. You can guess who won. Remind me never to talk shit about how Guatemalans can't drink tequila.

[kev]

Not really my story but pretty funny. This happened to a friend of mine who was visiting another friend of ours in Colorado. I'll try to make it as short as possible.

After one very heavy night of drinking my friend hops in a cab. Cab driver asked him if it would be okay for him to stop and get a burger somewhere. Driver leaves cab to get his burger, but my drunk @ss friend decides he'd rather be at Taco Bell. So he jumps in the front seat and drives to TB (thus stealing the cab). Halfway to TB a cop car is trying to pull him over, but my friend doesn't stop. The police report said "low speed pursuit" (he was driving at 10 mph). In an attempt to try to ditch the cop he drives in and gets stuck in an alleyway and tumbles out the car and ends up throwing up on the cops shoes.

[jimmymack-2000]

I inadvertently rode my mountain bike down a set of concrete steps...knocked myself out cold for 10 minutes

[Pete Nice]

this happened when my friend used to manage a night club. it was afterhours(closed) and we had a bunch of people there getting trashed. we find out that the barback is stealing liquor from us. wtf. but he takes off b4 we can say anything. then his friends come back to pick him up(guess they didn't know he left) and i start talkin' smack about their punk-bish friend. they get mad and i'm tellin' them to screw themselves and pay us for the free liqour. there telling me to ef off and then it started. too many people, too much confusion. bing, bang, pow... it ends with me getting a crowbar to my bottom lip pushing a tooth through(leaving me with a pretty face for my vegas trip). the other guy goes to emergency and gets 10 stitches to his head. man did i get lucky and so did he. if it wasn't for people arriving to work my friends and i would've sent him to the morg. afterwards one of my friends and i wind up hiking with a bottle of j. walker killin' shots @9am in the morning overlooking l.a.

so you live and learn.

[DOTSmusic]

i have thousands, but here is one.

coming back from a party Drunk off my ass and slightly stoned, me and the guys stopped off to grab some Mexican grub. we went in and ordered, everyone except me got their food and headed back to the car. when i finally got my food i proceeded to do the same as everyone else, go back to the car.

i walked across the street to the car opened the door, sat down, put on my seat belt and opened my bag to grag a tortilla chip. i look over to my right to ask my friend a question and i realize that the person next to me is not my friend at all. the guy who's car i jumped into just looked at me, smiled and said "umm, i think you're looking for the car next to me, where all your friends are cracking up laughing".

[Bougie Soliterre]

Originally posted by DJ 138:
roller-gorillas hahahahahahaaaaaaaaa

[Drrtynewyork]

some good 0nes here :D

[Alanda Marquette from DiscoLadyLand]

I thank God for watching out for me too. Without going into details either and too many drunk stories to tell, I do remember waking up with someone elses clothes on in a house that had no heat in the dead of winter graemlins/all_coholic.gif graemlins/scared.gif This person we knew had basement parties often and we hung out there no heat and all (one word electric jello graemlins/all_coholic.gif ) after the parties we would, I guess keep warm by putting on each other's clothes graemlins/conf44.gif graemlins/rofl.gif

The recklessness of youth ain't nothing to play with but hell of times to talk about graemlins/rofl.gif

[ August 18, 2003, 05:27 PM: Message edited by: DiscoLady ]

[D J 1 3 8]

a kid I used to know joined AA after he woke up in a hotel room 3 STATES AWAY from where he lived and 24 HOURS LATER than his last memory. He had no idea how he got there or who the fugly chick sleeping next to him was. It took him a few days of hitch-hiking to get back. He quit drinking after that.