View Full Version : rent a negro it's very funny

05-08-2003, 03:17 PM
www.rent-a-negro.com (http://www.rent-a-negro.com)
Why not buy?
As we all know, the purchase of African Americans was outlawed many years ago. As times have changed the needs for black people in your life has changed but not diminished. The presence of black people can advance business and social reputation. These days those who claim black friends and colleagues are on the cutting edge of social and political trends. As our country strives to incorporate the faces of African Americans, you have to keep up. rent-a-negro offers you the chance to capitalize on your connection with a black person. At any gathering our service can bring a freshness and tension that will keep things lively. This adds currency to your image and events. We all go out for ethnic food every once in a while, why not bring some new flavor to your home or office...for all your friends and colleagues to enjoy!

05-08-2003, 03:25 PM
This can't be serious. It shouldn't even be a joke. mad1.gif AR15firing.gif mad1.gif

Bold Soul
05-08-2003, 03:28 PM

The creator is a performance artist from Portland. If it makes any difference, she is black.

It reminds me of blackpeopleloveus.com, but not as humorous. This one is much more biting, including the rental form.

05-08-2003, 03:33 PM
Originally posted by MHenderson:
This can't be serious. It shouldn't even be a joke. mad1.gif AR15firing.gif mad1.gif i thought it was brillinat. did you miss the point?

05-08-2003, 03:45 PM
why rent when you can get em for free

Emergency//Short Notice (24 hour window)
"My only black friend just got the flu and my big party is tomorrow"

05-08-2003, 03:57 PM
"Retroactive billing" graemlins/rofl.gif

05-08-2003, 04:13 PM
how about a wegro? wegro = matt j