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Djay Raare
10-21-2003, 11:50 AM
This one is only for my Mexican peeps!

If you can run, ride a llegua, and play futbol all

while wearing chanclas,

Mexican status!!

If your late tio left you a van and you turned it

into a taco vending business,

Yes you're a Mexican.

If you have ever hurt yourself and your mamasita

rubbed the area while chanting, "Sana, Sana, Colita de rana....."

You're Mexican, big time!!!

If you have your last name in old English lettering

anywhere on your car, truck, or tattooed on your back.

Yes, You ARE a Mexian. (proud one too).

If you refer to your wife as; your ruca, your hina,

your wifey, your old lady, or your vieja. guess what?

you're a Californian born Mexican.

If you throw a "Grito" every time you hear Vicente Fernandez,

Then not only are you a Mexican,

but you are a drunk Mexican.

If you have ever been pinched in church and been told "pobrecito de

ti si lloras" or "Bas a ver orita que salgamos." This has happened

to every good Mexican, and yes your definately a Mexican.

If you grew up scared of someone called La Llorona, or

fear the dark because of El CuCuy!

Yes! Mexican!

Si te persinas with a lotto ticket in your hand before

every drawing. your in the Mexican Zone!!!

If you ask for something by "dame esa chingadera"

instead of calling it by its name.

yep! Mexican!

If you constantly refer to cereal as "con fleys" or

pizza as "picxa"

you're a Mexican.

If you use manteca instead of vegetable oil and

can't figure out why your butt is getting bigger...

you might be a Mexican.

If you have some tias that dress up in their prom

dresses to go to your birthday party at "el parque"

you are a Mexican.

If your tias and abuela dress up in their sunday

best, nylon, heels and all to go to the "Remate."

Then yes you are a Mexican.

If most of the houses on your block are painted bright

pink, mint green, and purple.

Yes Mexican!!!

If you use the bushes in front of your house, the

fence, or the top of an old car to dry laundry.

Yes your a Mexican.

If you're sick and your mamasita rubs "Bicks" (vicks)

into your nostrils and gives you "jugo de sebolla"

with sugar, (grandma's recipe) to help relieve your

symptoms, Damn!! you're Mexican.

IF YOU DON'T NEED ANY EXPLANATIONS FOR ANY OF THE

ABOVE, YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE A TRUE MEXICAN. VIVA LA

RAZA!!! You know your laughing your head off cuz it's true,

all meant in fun, dont get all "doloridos" and pass

it on so another Mexican can laugh too!

(just charing if you dont like it well,cool its all good just dont hate!!)Deejay Raare(Que viva la Raza) http://deephousepage.com/smilies/bandit.gif

Rainless
10-21-2003, 11:59 AM
I'm a DRUNK MESCAN!! http://deephousepage.com/smilies/40s.gif

JoeB
10-21-2003, 12:28 PM
all on point except the "california born" one. my father was born in mexico and he calls my mom "vieja". but other than that, i've been a part of about 98% of these. still find this funny even though i must have seen it over 100 times.

AgentDoubleA
10-21-2003, 12:48 PM
Un cuento que me dijo mi tia.

Nachita tenia un hijo que se llamaba Pepito. Pepito era tan travieso que Nachita empeso a llamarle Chueco. Un dia Chueco estaba en la sala jugando cuando noticio que faltaba su troca roja. Durante esto, Nachita estaba en el cuarto haciendo relacionnes con su novio Pedro. Chueco emposo a buscar su troca. No estaba en la cocina. No estaba en su propio cuarto. El unico lugar que queda en checkar es el cuarto de su Mama. Chueco va al cuarto de su Mama y empiesa a tocar en la puerta;

Nachita le pregunta a Pedro:"Oyes eso"
Pedro: "Si es nuestros cuerpos expresando nuestra pasion"
Chueco vuelve a tocar
Nachita: "Alli va el ruido otra ves!"
Pedro: "Ya vas a venir otra ves? Pues esperame a mi"
Chueco le toca a la puerta lo mas duro que puede.
Nachita: "No entres Chueco!!"
Pedro: "PUES NO TE MUEVAS, PENDEJA!!"

Djay Raare
10-21-2003, 01:00 PM
Originally posted by AgentDoubleA:
Un cuento que me dijo mi tia.

Nachita tenia un hijo que se llamaba Pepito. Pepito era tan travieso que Nachita empeso a llamarle Chueco. Un dia Chueco estaba en la sala jugando cuando noticio que faltaba su troca roja. Durante esto, Nachita estaba en el cuarto haciendo relacionnes con su novio Pedro. Chueco emposo a buscar su troca. No estaba en la cocina. No estaba en su propio cuarto. El unico lugar que queda en checkar es el cuarto de su Mama. Chueco va al cuarto de su Mama y empiesa a tocar en la puerta;

Nachita le pregunta a Pedro:"Oyes eso"
Pedro: "Si es nuestros cuerpos expresando nuestra pasion"
Chueco vuelve a tocar
Nachita: "Alli va el ruido otra ves!"
Pedro: "Ya vas a venir otra ves? Pues esperame a mi"
Chueco le toca a la puerta lo mas duro que puede.
Nachita: "No entres Chueco!!"
Pedro: "PUES NO TE MUEVAS, PENDEJA!!" esos cuentos como me an gustado desde chiqillo
Y asta orita todavia sigen para adelante con la Raza que vivan los cuentos de Pepito!!! graemlins/thumbsup.gif

dj c-los
10-21-2003, 01:05 PM
Horale!
Why you gotta go there?

Todo es cierto pero no le digas a todos.

Come on mang!
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