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BHouse
10-11-2004, 12:10 PM
I am standing outside a liquor store with a friend of mine Saturday night talking to a friend of the family. He has to be in his 50's. So we are talking a car of young guys pulls up and asks for directions...

YOUNG GUY - OLD MAN... OLD MAN... HOW DO YOU GET TO ...?

FRIEND - EXCUSE ME... WHAT DID YOU SAY...?

YOUNG GUY- I SAID... OLD MAN HOW DO YOU GET TO...?

SO MY FRIEND WALKS OVER TO THE CAR.

FRIEND - (POINTING DOWN THE STREET) GO DOWN THE STREET TIL YOU GET THE LIGHT...

YOUNG GUY TRYING TO REMEMBER.

YOUNG GUY - OK.

FRIEND - MAKE A RIGHT...

YOUNG GUY - OK...

FRIEND - GO ONE BLOCK AND MAKE ANOTHER RIGHT...

YOUNG GUY - A RIGHT...?

FRIEND - YEAH... GO ANOTHER BLOCK AND MAKE ANOTHER RIGHT...

YOUNG GUY LISTENING...

FRIEND - GO ANOTHER BLOCK AND MAKE ANOTHER RIGHT...

YOUNG GUY LOOKING CONFUSED.

YOUNG GUY - MAKE ANOTHER RIGHT...

FRIEND - WHEN YOU MAKE THAT LAST RIGHT... BRING YOU ASS BACK AND ASK ME THE RIGHT MUTHAFUCKIN' WAY!!!

THE YOUNG GUY COULDN'T DO NOTHING BUT LAUGH.

Mack-Williams
10-11-2004, 12:11 PM
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shante b
10-11-2004, 01:00 PM
that's funni