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  1. One Engine Left

    bump and lurk A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three...
  2. Dating for mother

    bump up lurk  When the young waitress in the café in Tom's building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he.   One day she waved and beckoned...
  3. a mouse

    thanks a lot , bump up up up!! Passengers Held Up After Mouse Spotted on FlightPassengers on a KLM flight were delayed at Nice airport for five hours after one of the passengers spotted a mouse. The...
  4. Mixed Doubles

    I'm going to bump the tread up.  Mixed Doubles  Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys?  Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night.  Teacher: Please tell us...
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    One Engine Left

    bump and lurk A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three...
  6. One Engine Left

    bump and lurk A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three...
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    I have a beautiful wife

    bump!!haha What’s the problem?  An elderly man was sitting on park bench in tears. A police officer came up and asked him what was wrong.  “I have a 25-year-old wife at home . She is beautiful,...
  8. A Heavy Sleeper

    just my two centsbump  The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon.     As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher...
  9. Identity unimportant

    bump then lurk as soon as possible  It was the final examination for an introductory Englishcourse at the local university. Like many such freshmancourses, it was designed to weed out new students,...
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