I despise you and your so-called taste

[mdpm99]

Type the name of any artist or album into this site and it spits out an insulting remark about how bad your taste is and why...... [img]smile.gif[/img]

http://www.chthonicionic.net/bile/

[ July 11, 2003, 12:29 AM: Message edited by: david mancuso ]

[Mah'chew]

David, that's pretty cool... :D

Sponsored by Amazon though ;)

Are you looking for funnies on www.b3ta.com ?

I think you might like that site ;)

[mdpm99]

Originally posted by Mah'chew:
David, that's pretty cool... :D

Sponsored by Amazon though ;)

Are you looking for funnies on www.b3ta.com ?

I think you might like that site ;)

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Here's what I came up with [img]graemlins/grinyes.gif[/img] :

"I've tried to wipe David Mancuso Presents' The Loft, Vol. 2 from my mind, but, for you, here's what I can remember...

I've heard better tunes than Girl You Need a Change of Mind - Eddie Kendricks from my digital watch, on the hour, every hour. Rain - Dorothy Morrison sounds more like the sort of hold music that loses customers not to your competitors but to the undertakers than it really should. Track 3, the 'Full Length Version' of Can't Live Without Your Love - Tamiko Jones is beyond belief. It sounds like a late 80s mobile phone ring.

The sound of a pig fellating an elephant that track 7, Los Conquistadores Chocolatés - Johnny Hammond so accurately reproduces is relieved only by the fact there are no pictures to go with it. Sticking my fingers in my ears made Woman - Barrabas sound a whole lot better, but not as much as putting an axe through my CD player. It's things like How Much Are They? - Holger Czukay that makes people want to kill each other.

In fact, a fruits of the forest yoghurt has more cultural significance.

If you still like this crap, go buy it on amazon or something.

[Sam The Man Burns]

Thanks David, This is fun.

[mdpm99]

David Mancuso Presents' The Loft, Vol. 2 , an object lesson in filth...

Girl You Need a Change of Mind - Eddie Kendricks made my cat sick. Twice. I think I'm going to sue. Just because the whole album stinks doesn't mean you can get away with offerings like track 6, Nervous Track (Ballsy Mix) - I'm still reeling from the onslaught of what sounds like the last gasp of a boiling lobster. For ****'s sake, who decided that something not too dissimilar to a Kerrang! cover CD that actually caused a drop in sales should grace the world's musical heritage? Plonk track 7, Los Conquistadores Chocolatés - Johnny Hammond on your CD player and tell me David Mancuso Presents should be allowed to live. Go on. I dare you.

David Mancuso Presents sound like the stuff that the BBC Radiophonic Workshop rejected throughout the apocalyptic mess that is track 8, Woman - Barrabas. Sixteen years of therapy and still I'm reduced to a gibbering wreck by things like track eleven, Can't Fake the Feeling - Geraldine Hunt (Original 12" Mix). Track twelve, 212 North 12th - The Salsoul Orchestra is simply terrible. That's it, no further explanation needed.

In fact, a fruits of the forest yoghurt has more cultural significance.

If you still like this crap, go buy it on amazon or something.

My choice 3 hated albums are:

Black Lung Disinformation Plague
Bangor Flying Circus Bangor Flying Circus
David Gilmour David Gilmour The most recent albums I pissed all over are:

Har Mar Superstar Har Mar Superstar
David Mancuso Presents The Loft, Vol. 2
Elton John Elton John - Greatest Hits 1970-2002

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[kev]

ha ha ha. Good sh*t, David. I typed in "A Love Supreme", and this is what he had to say...

"John Coltrane's Love Supreme, an object lesson in filth...

Only a daschund being gently castrated with some nice rusty pliers could compare to Love Supreme: Acknowledgement, Pt. 1/Resolution, Pt. 2/Pursuance, Pt. 3. The sound of a distressed panda John Coltrane has shut in a small cardboard box is nothing compared to the dire track two, Blue Valse.

In fact, a fruits of the forest yoghurt has more cultural significance."

[kev]

ha ha ha. Good sh*t, David. I typed in "A Love Supreme", and this is what he had to say...

"John Coltrane's Love Supreme, an object lesson in filth...

Only a daschund being gently castrated with some nice rusty pliers could compare to Love Supreme: Acknowledgement, Pt. 1/Resolution, Pt. 2/Pursuance, Pt. 3. The sound of a distressed panda John Coltrane has shut in a small cardboard box is nothing compared to the dire track two, Blue Valse.

In fact, a fruits of the forest yoghurt has more cultural significance."

[rob brito]

Albert Diaz? Oh my God. I thought Albert Diaz's fans died out years ago. I remember Ridin High as being particularly awful...

Luckily a glitch on the CD caused track three, Contigo to skip and refuse to play. Well, at least I hope that is what was happening - for all I know that was what Albert Diaz intended it to sound like. How many times does Albert Diaz need to tell us all about his miserable ****ing life? Track four, Quireme just reeks of teenage bedroom poetry and should have stayed there. Vuelve a Mi sounds just like the little pop and splash that comes before the scream after accidentally lodging a knitting needle in your eye and I can't believe it was supposed to. Call it an unfortunate accident or something.

For ****'s sake, who decided that something not too dissimilar to a drunk, urine soaked, pus stained tramp's idea of a catchy tune that people will donate all their spare change to stop hearing should grace the world's musical heritage? Plonk Angelitos del Cielo on your CD player and tell me Albert Diaz should be allowed to live. Go on. I dare you.

In fact, I'm unable to understand how people can pay money to be tortured in this way.

If you still like this crap, go buy it on amazon or something.

[ July 11, 2003, 01:01 PM: Message edited by: robs ]

[rob brito]

Hmm, you've got me there. I've never heard of "robs" ...

... but I'm sure it's like a sharp nail being driven into your ear, but less fun.

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Originally posted by robs:
Albert Diaz? Oh my God. I thought Albert Diaz's fans died out years ago. I remember Ridin High as being particularly awful...

Luckily a glitch on the CD caused track three, Contigo to skip and refuse to play. Well, at least I hope that is what was happening - for all I know that was what Albert Diaz intended it to sound like. How many times does Albert Diaz need to tell us all about his miserable ****ing life? Track four, Quireme just reeks of teenage bedroom poetry and should have stayed there. Vuelve a Mi sounds just like the little pop and splash that comes before the scream after accidentally lodging a knitting needle in your eye and I can't believe it was supposed to. Call it an unfortunate accident or something.

For ****'s sake, who decided that something not too dissimilar to a drunk, urine soaked, pus stained tramp's idea of a catchy tune that people will donate all their spare change to stop hearing should grace the world's musical heritage? Plonk Angelitos del Cielo on your CD player and tell me Albert Diaz should be allowed to live. Go on. I dare you.

In fact, I'm unable to understand how people can pay money to be tortured in this way.

If you still like this crap, go buy it on amazon or something.

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[alex zen]

"Hmm, you've got me there. I've never heard of "deep house page" ...

... but I'm sure it's like my own personal hell."

[corwin]

HAHA! This is what this bastard said about my boy Prince:

"I've tried to wipe Prince's Dirty Mind from my mind, but, for you, here's what I can remember...

Like a Eurovision reject, Dirty Mind fails to engage me at all. It left me cold, shaking and gently drooling on the floor. Thank god the office cleaner found me in time. Ouch. Track 3, Do It All Night will not only remove the enamel from your teeth, but charge you for its professional dental services afterwards. What possesses people to make music that sounds like track 5, Uptown? The bastard lovechild of Joe Dolce and Mariah Carey? I'm not offering further opinion because I'm not listening to it again. Ever.

Track 7, Sister sounds like my father trying to fart through a tuba.

In fact, I'm scared Prince will reproduce and foist a new generation of crud on us."

[Tee Cee 13]

This site is off the hook David!!!

This is what he said about Michael Jackson's Bad album.... He should have called it awful.


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[Tee Cee 13]

Originally posted by alexander james zen:
"Hmm, you've got me there. I've never heard of "deep house page" ...

... but I'm sure it's like my own personal hell."

HaHaHa.... alexander james zen your too much..

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[mdpm99]

Track 7, Sister sounds like my father trying to fart through a tuba......


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