TOP 10 DOG PET PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS

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1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny

2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it.

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain, you nitwit.

7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I
freak out every time we go back.

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I
haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.

10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur? Imbecile.

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Originally posted by david mancuso:
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7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I
freak out every time we go back.

[img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img] My dog could tell where we were going b4 we got there and would become a nervous wreck and shaking like crazy.

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Originally posted by david mancuso:


9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.

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[ May 05, 2003, 09:18 PM: Message edited by: Michael J. Carmona ]