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    A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

    If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you
    would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

    If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
    produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

    The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body
    to squirt blood 30 feet.

    A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

    A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
    death.

    Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

    The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to
    its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

    The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping
    the length of a football field.

    The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

    Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

    Butterflies taste with their feet.

    The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

    Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
    people.

    Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

    A cat's urine glows under a black light.

    An ostrich's eye is bigger than its ;brain.

    Starfish have no brains.

    Polar bears are left-handed.

    Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiger* View Post
    If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you
    would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

    If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
    produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

    The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body
    to squirt blood 30 feet.

    A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

    A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
    death.

    Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

    The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to
    its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

    The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping
    the length of a football field.

    The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

    Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

    Butterflies taste with their feet.

    The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

    Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
    people.

    Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

    A cat's urine glows under a black light.

    An ostrich's eye is bigger than its ;brain.

    Starfish have no brains.

    Polar bears are left-handed.

    Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
    Ummm...that bit about humans and dolphins may need updating. Some other primates too as I recall.

    ummm...Lions?
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    Bonobos are the only other species in theory but this is hotly contested because they also use sex as a means for curtailing war and aggression.

    In short, the dolphin/human thing still rings true.

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    Dogs sure do look like they are having sex for fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brut by Faberge View Post
    Bonobos are the only other species in theory but this is hotly contested because they also use sex as a means for curtailing war and aggression.

    In short, the dolphin/human thing still rings true.

    Oh good.. I'm not the only one who watches animal planet.. The Bonobos are pretty cool. When the males of two different groups are frontin each other the females of the groups slip round and sit in trees grooming each other until the guys see how stupid they're behaving and then they all have lunch and hang out for a few days before going their seperate ways...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mack-Williams View Post
    Dogs sure do look like they are having sex for fun.

    also, quite alot of dogs and cats are bi-sexual

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mack-Williams View Post
    Dogs sure do look like they are having sex for fun.

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    "curtailing war and aggression"


    Yeah, riiiiiiiiiiiight.




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    Check out these guys! http://www.myvideo.de/watch/342919 Hilarious!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mack-Williams View Post
    Dogs sure do look like they are having sex for fun.
    Well, the male dogs at least

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    Truth be told,

    I don't know if I could handlea 30 minute orgasm (but I'd certainly be willing to try!)
    How can any deny themselves the pleasure of my company? It's beyond me. - Zora Neale Hurston

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    Useless bits of information....

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    Quote Originally Posted by TAC View Post
    Useless bits of information....
    the more you know, the less you don't know . . .


    (heard that in a commercial the other day. made me laugh out loud - been waiting for a chance to use it!)
    How can any deny themselves the pleasure of my company? It's beyond me. - Zora Neale Hurston

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiger* View Post
    Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
    people.
    being a lefty I had to check this one out for myself.
    http://health.msn.com/dietfitness/ar...0159952&vv=450

    NOT TRUE!


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    Quote Originally Posted by djklas View Post
    being a lefty I had to check this one out for myself.
    http://health.msn.com/dietfitness/ar...0159952&vv=450

    NOT TRUE!


    LOL... What no left hand jerkoff smiley?
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    Quote Originally Posted by djklas View Post
    being a lefty I had to check this one out for myself.
    http://health.msn.com/dietfitness/ar...0159952&vv=450

    NOT TRUE!

    If people only took the time to actually check the "facts" in the emails they receive. I still can't believe I get emails forwarded about Bill Gates sending people money. Tommy Hilfiger's rep was tarnished for a minute there because of a "fact".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiger* View Post
    LOL... What no left hand jerkoff smiley?
    I couldn't find it. It's hard typing and looking for smileys with one hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kamiwa View Post
    Well, the male dogs at least
    Shaharazad is still on line one. You want me to take a message?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ngeso View Post
    Check out these guys! http://www.myvideo.de/watch/342919 Hilarious!
    The bottom looked back at the top like "Wrong hole, muthafuka!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by djklas View Post
    I couldn't find it. It's hard typing and looking for smileys with one hand.




    Good one.. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiger* View Post

    Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
    Not true

    Ever seen a worm jump?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ProvocativeElement View Post
    the more you know, the less you don't know . . .


    (heard that in a commercial the other day. made me laugh out loud - been waiting for a chance to use it!)
    Yea, but it depends on what you choose to fill your head up with...

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    is a worm an "animal" or an "insect"? Maybe they meant "mammal"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrazenMuse View Post
    is a worm an "animal" or an "insect"? Maybe they meant "mammal"?

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