Paper recordings

[Martin Red]

recently recieved from Paper Recordings

"Hello martin red

Song of the Week :
How Deep is Your Bruv? - The Bee Gees.

Celebrity of the Week :
Jimmy Saville - because he is the Saville

Record of the Week:
Crazy Penis - You Are We (Ian Pooley Mixes) - because it's ace.

Present of the Week :
The box of live lobsters Macy Gray gave to her management for
Christmas.

Gig of the Week :
Limahl at The European Gay Ski Festival in Austria.

Haircut of the Week:
Miles Hollway

That's all.

Goodbye

Flash
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tel: +44 (0) 161 273 4223
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[ January 20, 2003, 12:51 PM: Message edited by: Martin Red ]

[Mah'chew]

Great stuff, English, Funny, House !!!

[Martin Red]

This week there's a chance to appear fully clothed in the new Crazy
Penis video in the home of the mullet, Liverpool. They will be
performing 'You Started Something' at the Magnet nightclub and are
looking to fill it with fellow Fame Academy rejects who can dance and
wear clobber at the same time. It's on Hardman Street (round the corner
from the Adelphi) and will be kicking off at about 1pm this Saturday so
turn up and be a part of celluloid history. The video will be on
general cinema release in the autumn.

A Nice Hot Bath with... and The Wicked is Music is in the papershop for
10 pounds at the moment and there are a limited number of their old
12's left, all of which have been deleted.

http://paperecordings.com/backcatalogue/

The new Harlem Zip Code single has been decided and is 'Fling Up Your
Wig' which is also the name of the album. It's a top knocker piece of
ragga deep house featuring the KC Sista 2 Twins that is destined for
death and glory.

Over and Outed

Flash
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[Martin Red]

ok pop chufty's, here's what's happening this weekend:

on saturday, miles will be packing his stinky record bags with pumpy
rave muzak and heading off to the forum in waterford in the eire land
to impress the townsfolk with his body poppy. deadly.

meanwhile ben suns himself in thailand on his 172nd holiday of 2003.
pete will be "getting hot in herre" in levenshulme's local boozer "the
dandy sheeps egg".

the smartest Swedish man in a suit Hakan Lidbo plays our bi-monthly
robodisco in magical Prague at radost fx club with our own DJ tvyks
where everyone will be dressed in traditional Czech dress. robo
styleeeeeeee

the mighty penis play in plymouth at ride, they've had all manner of
dodgy guests such as unabombers, jon marsh, miles hollway, etc.so if
any plymouthers wish to ride with the penis, they know where to go.

don't for get you can still buy both crazy penis lp;'s in the papershop
for a tenner each, cheap as crisps.

and me, i'll be covering myself in pigsblood and golden syrup and
buying all the dogfood my local spar has to offer.

i bid you good afternoon

paper
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[Martin Red]

hey skeeters,

heres what pumping fun the paper people are having this week.

this friday night elliot and miles will be joining themroc, jon
carter... and a bunch of other people who share a love for lady radio
DJ's at the wall of sound records party at fabric in londun.

keep a cocked ear for their wall of sound single 'number one' featuring
sam from gramme, pete tong likes it, but then he likes dwarf farming
and wearing shoes made from human skin.

on sunday you can join miles at manchesters 'afficionado' one of the
face magazines top 5 clubs, [christ!, have they ever been?, its 40
people dancing to elton john b-sides] !

... we like it though.

OOOOOOOH

BACK IN STOCK IN THE WEBSHOP !!!!!!

A few rave nuggets have made their way from our distributors warehouse
and BINGO! we can make em available to you lucky people....

here's a list of the dusty muppets :

pap023 problem kids - miles away

pap071 - reset - royal king of Sweden / snoutgrape

pap072 - harlem zip code - I feel music

pap090 - tony senghore - what is it.

pap014 - dirty jesus - don't **** with my shit

pap068 - problem kids - s'alright ( crazy penis remixes )

pap074 - keyboy - viva blue ( inc. martin venetjoki remix)

repapcd005 - essa "detritus excitus" cd album

aaaaand don't forget, the right bozzlin ian pooley mixes of crazy penis
'you are we' are out this week.

I think we've taken enough of you dinner hour now, get back to your tin
of cold goblin mince.

lalalalala

paper
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[Martin Red]

hello schmucko's

heres what's cookin' on the paper stove this frickn' weekend. capice?!

everyones favourite willyband crazy penis will be on the god damn tv on
thursday night!. 11pm on granada. It's live ! and being filmed on
liverpool docks on the night. So If you want to go down and say hi...

bitch-ass ben davis will be rocking the sausage at afficionado in
manchester on sunday night, so if you want to go down and say hi...

and miles and elliot will be locked in a little cupboard called 'the
studio'Êwith a synthesizer, drugged with novocaine and junior disprin
and told notÊto come out till 'downtime 03' papers 100th release is
finished... so if you want to say hi... don't, they'll bite your
knackers off.

in the webshop you can now get served fags under age, and they'll be
some spuddin' new t-shirts in next week.

so until then... keep it neil

bye

paper
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[Martin Red]

ok motherfolker's, this week in paperworld...

pete jets off to new zealand for a couple of weeks to 'talk about dance
music' yeah, whatever dude.

elliot jets off to 'snowbombing' in the swiss alps to break all 4 legs
snowboarding and be beaten' up by locals for doing his offensive and
rubbish 'world famous pub quiz'

ben will be playing pocket squash and asking his dad for another go on
the mini motorbikes because he wants be a stuntman when he grows up and
It's not fair.

and miles hollway will be rocking the rafters at afficionado in
manchester.

oh, check the website http://www.paperecordings.com for our lovely new
range of t-shirts, available in small , med, large and
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL a special size for giants.

good afternoon to you.

paper
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[The Real Dragonfly Jones]

Martin... I now know how u made platinum status...

By replying to your own topics atleast 8 times..

Good show mate.. I'ma try that one!!

[Martin Red]

hello martin red my dear.

Cycling jesus! these new paper t-shirts have been shifting quicker than
hot cakes at a hot cake convention where the hot cakes are given away
free to very fat people who are veryÊaddicted to hot cakes.

check em out ! http://www.paperecordings.com

With the hotcake subject raised, and easter on the way, we've been
wondering why hot cross buns are 'one a penny', but are also 'two a
penny', surely you'd go for the 'two a penny' option? old fashioned
things are weird.

I remember when I was at school we would all be buzzing..

..."yeah, in two years you'll be able to have a tv on your watch"

what happened!!? they invented it... AND NOBODY CARED!! that's what
it's like in paperworld folks, a constant disapointment.

well, try cheering yourself up with these beezer nights out.

this friday elliot eastwick will be playing at 'the cross' in leeds
from 12-3am

miles hollway will be found wandering around manchester trying to find
the 'carnage' allnighter for his saturday gig.

and if your'e reading this in the united states of kiss my ass, you can
find lord kenneth of hawkenshire on tour in chicago, milwaulkee, and
san fransisco. check press for exact info (rather than our incredibly
vague details) etc.

ok y'all thassit for another weekend,

keep it neil.

paper
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[Martin Red]

Originally posted by Excel:
Martin... I now know how u made platinum status...

By replying to your own topics atleast 8 times..

Good show mate.. I'ma try that one!!

Putting info up Excel, you should try it.

R.I.P - Paper