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    A little Jokie Joke... Clap hands...

    At a U2 concert in Ireland, Bono, the lead singer, asks the audience for some quiet, then he slowly starts to clap his hands...
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    Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone, 'I want you to think about something: every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.

    A Jamaican in the front yells out, 'Den stop clap yu rass hand nuh man'

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    Quote Originally Posted by ebot9000 View Post
    a muufucker with too much time on his hand.
    I Am Almost Keeping It Real

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    Quote Originally Posted by ebot9000 View Post
    next is the masturbation record
    As for the charges against me, I am unconcerned. I am beyond their timid lying morality, and so I am beyond caring.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Palatine William Wilson View Post
    next is the masturbation record
    Palatine, I would like to know what your penis look like if you masturbate(d) that way.

    Got pics?

    Idance

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    Quote Originally Posted by the crackhouse View Post
    Palatine, I would like to know what your penis look like if you masturbate(d) that way.

    Got pics?

    Idance
    Just curious....why would you want a visual of anybody elses penis?

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    Quote Originally Posted by the crackhouse View Post
    Palatine, I would like to know what your penis look like if you masturbate(d) that way.

    Got pics?

    Idance
    ^^^WTF????????

    Just say no...............to CRACK!

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    So you all masturbate that way?

    Must be some East Coast/West coast thingy.

    It's different here.

    Idance
    PS: Yes, I know it's not Freaky Friday already, but don't play the pussies for that much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the crackhouse View Post
    Palatine, I would like to know what your penis look like if you masturbate(d) that way.

    Got pics?

    Idance
    "There are no uninteresting things, only uninterested people."

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    Only on DHP does a simple joke get turned into some backbroke bullsh*t....

    Ya'll done highjack mi t'read!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TAC View Post
    Only on DHP does a simple joke get turned into some backbroke bullsh*t....

    Ya'll done highjack mi t'read!!!
    Forgot to say how good was the U2 joke!

    Idance

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    Quote Originally Posted by TAC View Post
    Only on DHP does a simple joke get turned into some backbroke bullsh*t....

    Ya'll done highjack mi t'read!!!
    As far as the joke......DISAVOWED!

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