He Said…..She Said
He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
He said . .... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said... How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said: We don't know; it has never happened.
He said . .. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good-
She said . . . They already have boyfriends.
She said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said .. .. . A widow.
He said . ... . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.