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    You Just Might Be A Taliban If....

    ..You refine heroin for a living, but you have moral and religious objections to beer.

    ..You own a $900 machine-gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

    ..You have more wives than teeth.

    ..You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

    ..You've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."
    The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing.

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    I am really beginning to think you are part of the right wing.
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    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
    As for the charges against me, I am unconcerned. I am beyond their timid lying morality, and so I am beyond caring.

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    Quote Originally Posted by liL Ray View Post
    I am really beginning to think you are part of the right wing.
    Nah Ray, just a brother who laughs about 90% of the day
    The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Long Island Head View Post
    ..You refine heroin for a living, but you have moral and religious objections to beer.

    ..You own a $900 machine-gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

    ..You have more wives than teeth.

    ..You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

    ..You've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."
    You left off voted for George w. Bush
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    Quote Originally Posted by Long Island Head View Post
    Nah Ray, just a brother who laughs about 90% of the day
    that is such a right wing joke. I am surprised a mention of "sand nigger" was not in it...

    I didn't find it funny at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Long Island Head View Post
    Nah Ray, just a brother who laughs about 90% of the day

    There ain't no healthier and happier way to get through life ! Laugh yer bollox off enough as possible !

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    P.S. No intended reflection on the topic, I just love to hear when people laugh most of their way through life. Peace !

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    Quote Originally Posted by liL Ray View Post
    "sand nigger"

    Straight Hair fair complexion, yeah fits the bill right, I know blacker looking Irish.

    What's with the sand N thing, i find this puzzling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by liL Ray View Post
    I didn't find it funny at all.
    You know what I did find funny, Taliban at the start of the war talking about taking on the Americans, on horseback with swords.

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