LADIES!!!! Freaky Friday ... Signs Of

[KBig]

a man has a " Lil Dyck"


what behavior, attributes, comments ect indicates a man is hung like a fetus?


speak on it Ladies....

[SuzanneT]

cant breeve enuf to type answer

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Fuck, that Crown Royal really has you on fire Kbig

[panklady]

Tell tale sign #1. He brags about what he's got (but really doesn't).

[KBig]

cant breeve enuf to type answer

lemme hep ya out my ACTUA sistah


1. He asks you "So, how many lovers have you had?"

2. He wears tight jeans ..... with a belt and shirt tucked in....


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[Big Ken]

LMAO @ hung like a fetus!
Ya'll won't know till ya see it?

[KBig]

LMAO @ hung like a fetus!
Ya'll won't know till ya see it?

see READ THE TITLE OF THE THREAD ..... again



3. Mofo wont let you buy Cucumbers at the grocery... mofo brings you the presliced bag fromthe frozen foods isle...

[LadyA. Acacia]

a man has a " Lil Dyck"


what behavior, attributes, comments ect indicates a man is hung like a fetus?


speak on it Ladies....

i have yet to figure this out. i hope ladies answer this this. i am here to learn.

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3. Mofo wont let you buy Cucumbers at the grocery... mofo brings you the presliced bag fromthe frozen foods isle...

[kara]

he talks about getting laid all the time

he talks about pretty women always hitting on him

he says things like "where the white women at" ()

he constantly boasts about his oral pleasing skills (but i give him props for that, at least he knows he needs to make up for something)

[KBig]

i have yet to figure this out. i hope ladies answer this this. i am here to learn.

4. if that mofo is more particular than u (a woman), and finds faults with all women.

5. if he walks fast.... (dead give away!!!) *big dycks get inthe way... gotta slow stroll wif a big jonson*

[Big Ken]

[quote=
5. if he walks fast.... (dead give away!!!) *big dycks get inthe way... gotta slow stroll wif a big jonson*[/quote]
CRYING!!!!!
Big 6'9" motherfucker walking all fast!!!!
LMAO!!!!

[SuzanneT]

LMAO @ hung like a fetus!
Ya'll won't know till ya dont see it?

FIXED!

[candles]

This is so true when they brag its a no no. Silence is golden!

[SuzanneT]

lemme hep ya out my ACTUA sistah



2. He wears tight jeans ..... with a belt and shirt tucked in....


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FUUUCK! I am done!

[VEESTER]

When you ask him his shoe size and he says, "I wear a 12 but my dick ain't that big." True story! A kat said that to me.

[panklady]

He'll say things like "I might not be a shower but I'm dayum sure a grower..."

[KBig]

CRYING!!!!!
Big 6'9" motherfucker walking all fast!!!!
LMAO!!!!

*errybody gonna be in Miami doin "clock speeds" when mofo's walk by

*Sue and Bovine on the corner of Collins and 11th* "Dayum Kelz, He did those 3 blocks in 5.6 secs" "Sue cross him off the list,,,, him walk too fast....

[KBig]

When you ask him his shoe size and he says, "I wear a 12 but my dick ain't that big." True story! A kat said that to me.

TWIN~~~~~~ !!!!

[kara]

This is so true when they brag its a no no. Silence is golden!

like dude, that is the most obvious tell ... if you're really the shit, you wouldn't need to tell everybody about it

duh

big 'i am overcompensating' red flag for those guys

[Big Ken]

*errybody gonna be in Miami doin "clock speeds" when mofo's walk by

*Sue and Bovine on the corner of Collins and 11th* "Dayum Kelz, He did those 3 blocks in 5.6 secs" "Sue cross him off the list,,,, him walk too fast....

Ohhhhh shit!!!! That is toooooo funny!!!!

[VEESTER]

TWIN~~~~~~ !!!!

Fo' real Twin! Dude said that shit!

[SuzanneT]

When you ask him his shoe size and he says, "I wear a 12 but my dick ain't that big." True story! A kat said that to me.

"Muthafucker your dick shouldn't fit in a shoe no how!"

[KBig]

#6. if he eats popsickles or lollipops.... Real Big Dyck Men dont suck on nothing smaller than their shyt !!


#7. If he can bend over and touch his toes without spreading his legs... lil dyck men can fold like a jackknife... *nothing to get in the way

[LaNegraLoca]

Look at a man's crotch ... a nice sized bulge is usually a giveaway!
How often I got caught staring. Another giveaway - when the lights have to be out.

Yes, men who have small pingas do specialize in other things to compensate for lack of size. Sheeiit, it's not like they have any other choice, right? heeheehee. Eat that pussy, nibble on them toes and toss dat salad right, dammnitt!