ITS GETTING HOT IN HERE TIME TO COME CLEAN

[Louie G]

Right all,

As you know I got suspended for a racist post on here. Can I just say now that it was a total wynd up(bad one). I got pissed of by the reaction of most people on here with regards The Mexican Joke and thought **** this I`ll give them something really racist to complain about.

The Mexican joke was just a little bit of fun with no harm intended, it maybe wasn't the most PC of jokes but a PC world would be a boring world.
I think in the US people have a different view to what they find acceptable regarding having a dig at other nationalities. Here in the UK jokes are always made about the Scots being tight bastards, the Irish being stupid bastards, the Welsh shagging sheep and eh the English(I`ll keep quiet)and nobody really takes offence, it's treated manily as fun.

When I seen the Nuisance thread starting to get outta hand I tried to get the GMAN to delete it before it went further, but before I knew it I had 100 people on my case and I suppose the evil streak in me took over and decided to turn up the heat some more which I did.

The unbelievable thing for me was Lil Ray was accusing me of dancing to his Tune when he had been dancing to mine I suppose. Guys like Jonny Mac and a few others obviously twigged right away that I was fishing for a reaction which I definitely got (along with a ban).

Some of the other arguements in The Nuisance thread were also unbelievable, Bold Soul and JL who were going at it hammer and tongs (re-the mexican thread) with Orion became friendly and as for Lil Ray his boxer shorts were that hot the guy 5 blocks down still hasn't had to switch his heating on yet.

Can I just say having lived in Pollockshields Glasgow (which has the largest asian community in Scotland) nearly all my days and having been subjected to various campaingns from the NF, BNP and Combat 18 there is no need to remind me of what racisms like, thats why I find it rich when guys from massive ethnic communities like eg. Paisley (sarcasim) come on here and shout their mouths of when in fact they know **** all about it.

Can I also say to Mr Bean or Bean Pole or whatever the **** your called that the stuff I say with regards the football is purely banter which as you are no doubt aware goes on in every workplace in Scotland, nothing is really serious about it. Oh and also I'd watch who you call bawbag as you never know who you could meet next time your in Glasgow.

I`ve been guilty of being a bit naughty for deliberatley wynding people up and I now realise I shouldn't have used such a sensitive issue as racism to do so for which I apologise.

I hope this is the end of this matter and that Nuisance post dies quickly from the front page along with another one.

ladies and gentlemen it's been a pleasure

cRaiG...

PS - Anyone want to buy some white sheets (joke)

[And]

You got suspended for the "Underlay?" Since you've been gone, it has become quite the catchphrase on here. [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

[Moksha]

Incoming! Duck!

[Drrtynewyork]

Originally posted by CRAIG HUGHES:
Right all,


as for Lil Ray his boxer shorts were that hot the guy 5 blocks down still hasn't had to switch his heating on yet.

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[mdpm99]

Greetings:


An elderly Cherokee Native American was teaching his grandchildren about life. He said to them, "A fight is going on inside me, it is a terrible fight and it is between two wolves. One wolf is evil---he is fear, anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, competition, superiority, and ego.

The other is good ---he is joy, peace, love, hope, sharing, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, friendship, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith.

This same fight is going on inside you, and inside every other person,
too." They thought about it for a minute and then one child asked his grandfather, "Which wolf will win?"

The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed."

[martin]

wise words david

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[Martin Red]

Crap Jokes: Misc: Billy Connelly

source = http://www.fortunecity.co.uk/melting..._Connelly.html


I've never understood people who wear wigs. In Glasgow they say "Why
pay good money for a wig when you can get the same effect by putting
glue on your head and sticking it in a barber's midden?"

When I'm on the road, I always have to have a good pen - if you've
just got a Bic, they think you're on the skids.

American sex shops are the most bizarre. They sell these inflatable
dolls, but they also sell just the head - supposedly for people to
drive along the freeway with.

People think there's only one way of wanking, but I've discovered a
great new way. You lie on your arm until it's gone dead. Then you do
it. And it feels like somebody else.

Originally posted by CRAIG HUGHES:


Here in the UK jokes are always made about the Scots being tight bastards,

Well everywhere apart from Scotland I should imagine.

Originally posted by CRAIG HUGHES:

the Welsh shagging sheep

Aswell as people from Scotland calling people from Scotland (Aberdeen) sheep shaggers, or so I was told by these friendly Buckfast swilling lads I met at Southport Soul Weekender years back.

Originally posted by CRAIG HUGHES:
eh the English(I`ll keep quiet)and nobody really takes offence, it's treated manily as fun.

Originally posted by CRAIG HUGHES:

the Irish being stupid bastards,

You should have kept quite about the irish aswell, [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] Keats, shaw and joyce..... [img]graemlins/cool_shades.gif[/img]


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now go and say 25 Our Father's and 15 hail mary's as punishment

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[M3taPhsX]

Fair enough, apology accepted.

[martin]

Originally posted by M3taPhsX:
Fair enough, apology accepted.

Craig has shown he's big enough to apologize. Are you? Or do you stand by the comments you made in the nuisances thread?

[Martin Red]

I was wondering about the roots of the irish being called stupid just now...


A starving Irish family from Carraroe, County Galway, during the Famine. Source: National Library of Ireland.


I wonder if that's why they got called stupid ?

[M3taPhsX]

Originally posted by martin s:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by M3taPhsX:
Fair enough, apology accepted.

Craig has shown he's big enough to apologize. Are you? Or do you stand by the comments you made in the nuisances thread? </font>[/QUOTE]Aplogize for what?

[martin]

Originally posted by M3taPhsX:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by martin s:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by M3taPhsX:
Fair enough, apology accepted.

Craig has shown he's big enough to apologize. Are you? Or do you stand by the comments you made in the nuisances thread? </font>[/QUOTE]Aplogize for what? </font>[/QUOTE]I don't really want to bring all this up again. If you feel you have nothing to apologize for then that's your perogative - I don't want to battle with you. I just wondered whether you thought it was ok to say all English/British are asian-hating wankers (without ever having been here). Like I said, I don't want to go over all of it again. If you not going to apologize there's nothing more to talk about really.

[M3taPhsX]

Originally posted by martin s:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by M3taPhsX:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by martin s:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by M3taPhsX:
Fair enough, apology accepted.

Craig has shown he's big enough to apologize. Are you? Or do you stand by the comments you made in the nuisances thread? </font>[/QUOTE]Aplogize for what? </font>[/QUOTE]I don't really want to bring all this up again. If you feel you have nothing to apologize for then that's your perogative - I don't want to battle with you. I just wondered whether you thought it was ok to say all English/British are asian-hating wankers (without ever having been here). Like I said, I don't want to go over all of it again. If you not going to apologize there's nothing more to talk about really. </font>[/QUOTE]No I do not feel I should apologize for my belief that most white britsh people are racist towards Indians because I believe that to be true. You brought up the wanker part, not me.

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