Girlfriend's dog is a PERVERT. How to get rid of the stupid mutt?
Okay, long story short, my friend's girlfriend's dog is not only a big time pervert but also a "Peeping Tom". (He has expressed this issue to his gf, sadly however, she's not swayed one bit).
Every time he goes over to her apartment, they dim the lights and turn on some Marvin Gaye, they start to make out, eventually leading up to an intense pumping session, the stupid little mutt follows them right to the bedroom ---- and it just sticks its tongue out and watches them go at it.
Of course, many of you might think this is entirely harmless and just “let the dog be”, but my friend is extremely uncomfortable with another creature "watching him" during his most 'intimate moments'. At times, the puppy dog jumps right on the bed with them, and joins in, which needless to say, grosses out my buddy --- and no, locking the door is not a viable option, due to her persistence in having the mutt roam around free.
Any plausible way around this caveat, besides not "getting his freak on" at her place? He even tried to bring some doggies biscuits, play toys, to even another female puppy, but the horn dog of a dog drops everything and likes to watch humans make love.
The way TRUE PROPER HOUSE MUSIC always was, is, and should be: Deep, Soulful, Funky, Thumpin', Disco elemented, & Melodious!