Girlfriend's dog is a PERVERT. How to get rid of the stupid mutt?

[House Music Aficionado]

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Okay, long story short, my friend's girlfriend's dog is not only a big time pervert but also a "Peeping Tom". (He has expressed this issue to his gf, sadly however, she's not swayed one bit).


Every time he goes over to her apartment, they dim the lights and turn on some Marvin Gaye, they start to make out, eventually leading up to an intense pumping session, the stupid little mutt follows them right to the bedroom ---- and it just sticks its tongue out and watches them go at it.


Of course, many of you might think this is entirely harmless and just “let the dog be”, but my friend is extremely uncomfortable with another creature "watching him" during his most 'intimate moments'. At times, the puppy dog jumps right on the bed with them, and joins in, which needless to say, grosses out my buddy --- and no, locking the door is not a viable option, due to her persistence in having the mutt roam around free.


Any plausible way around this caveat, besides not "getting his freak on" at her place? He even tried to bring some doggies biscuits, play toys, to even another female puppy, but the horn dog of a dog drops everything and likes to watch humans make love.

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[MYOR]

You have many "friends"

[The Good Reverend Rollo Goodlove]

Have your friend volunteer to take the dog on a walk. "Honey Fido had a little accident."

[Chris Wood]

these are genius posts everytime...

[Moksha]

in wolf packs, subordinates often watch the alpha pair mate.

[SuzanneT]

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Okay, long story short, my friend's girlfriend's dog is not only a big time pervert but also a "Peeping Tom". (He has expressed this issue to his gf, sadly however, she's not swayed one bit).


Every time he goes over to her apartment, they dim the lights and turn on some Marvin Gaye, they start to make out, eventually leading up to an intense pumping session, the stupid little mutt follows them right to the bedroom ---- and it just sticks its tongue out and watches them go at it.


Of course, many of you might think this is entirely harmless and just “let the dog be”, but my friend is extremely uncomfortable with another creature "watching him" during his most 'intimate moments'. At times, the puppy dog jumps right on the bed with them, and joins in, which needless to say, grosses out my buddy --- and no, locking the door is not a viable option, due to her persistence in having the mutt roam around free.


Any plausible way around this caveat, besides not "getting his freak on" at her place? He even tried to bring some doggies biscuits, play toys, to even another female puppy, but the horn dog of a dog drops everything and likes to watch humans make love.

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Is the dog laughing? Just curious...

[LadyA. Acacia]

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Okay, long story short, my friend's girlfriend's dog is not only a big time pervert but also a "Peeping Tom". (He has expressed this issue to his gf, sadly however, she's not swayed one bit).


Every time he goes over to her apartment, they dim the lights and turn on some Marvin Gaye, they start to make out, eventually leading up to an intense pumping session, the stupid little mutt follows them right to the bedroom ---- and it just sticks its tongue out and watches them go at it.


Of course, many of you might think this is entirely harmless and just “let the dog be”, but my friend is extremely uncomfortable with another creature "watching him" during his most 'intimate moments'. At times, the puppy dog jumps right on the bed with them, and joins in, which needless to say, grosses out my buddy --- and no, locking the door is not a viable option, due to her persistence in having the mutt roam around free.


Any plausible way around this caveat, besides not "getting his freak on" at her place? He even tried to bring some doggies biscuits, play toys, to even another female puppy, but the horn dog of a dog drops everything and likes to watch humans make love.

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oh my god, are fuking serious? LOL

[SuzanneT]

oh my god, are fuking serious? LOL

Maybe he's afraid the dog might tell somebody.
The only way to get rid of the dog is to get rid of the girl friend.

[LadyA. Acacia]

The only way to get rid of the dog is to get rid of the girl friend.

[dj c-los]

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Every time he goes over to her apartment, they dim the lights and turn on some Marvin Gaye, they start to make out..

please tell me more about this part and be descriptive

[Stan747]

I thought that was typical of dogs. Many of them like to watch and join. Dogs don't hide their emotions.

[TAC]

Call Michael Vick!!!

[panklady]

"Roll that beautiful bean footage, Duke!"

[Fletch]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=UAzjh0KeW8c

[Martin Red]

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Okay, long story short, my friend's girlfriend's dog is not only a big time pervert but also a "Peeping Tom". (He has expressed this issue to his gf, sadly however, she's not swayed one bit).


Every time he goes over to her apartment, they dim the lights and turn on some Marvin Gaye, they start to make out, eventually leading up to an intense pumping session, the stupid little mutt follows them right to the bedroom ---- and it just sticks its tongue out and watches them go at it.


Of course, many of you might think this is entirely harmless and just “let the dog be”, but my friend is extremely uncomfortable with another creature "watching him" during his most 'intimate moments'. At times, the puppy dog jumps right on the bed with them, and joins in, which needless to say, grosses out my buddy --- and no, locking the door is not a viable option, due to her persistence in having the mutt roam around free.


Any plausible way around this caveat, besides not "getting his freak on" at her place? He even tried to bring some doggies biscuits, play toys, to even another female puppy, but the horn dog of a dog drops everything and likes to watch humans make love.

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Whilst you are humping away, and the dog sticks it tongue in your rectum, feel the animal love man, dog don't know better, just make sure he don't lick your face afterwards
:ROFL:

[House Music Aficionado]

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Thanks for the all the opinions, feedbacks, ideas, etc.


I’ll be sure to pass them along to my elusive friend.


Furthermore, I’d like to point out that (perhaps?) all this animosity exists in the sense that when the dog jumps right in, she pauses what she’s doing with my buddy, and gives in to “doggie time” with the stupid mutt ---- clearly interfering on my boy’s “pussy time” with his woman, notwithstanding the sheer fact that he has utter disdain for animals in general.


No self-respecting man wants to play second fiddle in the bedroom, all the more reasons as to why most straight men are vehemently opposed to a MALE-MALE-FEMALE threesome encounter.

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[Edith A. Giles]

Maybe you need a new set of friends....jus sayin ...

[MYOR]

Geez Just Close The Damn Door On The Mutt...

[LadyA. Acacia]

[QUOTE=House Music Boy;675887]
Furthermore, I’d like to point out that (perhaps?) all this animosity exists in the sense that when the dog jumps right in, she pauses what she’s doing with my buddy, and gives in to “doggie time” with the stupid mutt ---- clearly interfering on my boy’s “pussy time” with his woman, notwithstanding the sheer fact that he has utter disdain for animals in general.
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sounds like your friend has a girlfriend problem and not a dog problem.

[Martin Red]

sounds like your friend has a girlfriend problem and not a dog problem.

HAHAHAHA< check the fridge, if she's buying alot of chicken liver pate, there is a problem

[House Music Aficionado]

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Yes, indeed. There appears to be something innately troubling about this woman, especially when she appears to give more attention to the mutt as opposed to her man.


For all we know, she could even be enjoying cunnilingus sessions with the dog, when no one’s around. It might be speculative, but entirely possible.


There is nothing more insulting and self-demeaning when a man has to compete with a mutt for smooch-time with a woman. It is the ultimate indignity.

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[SuzanneT]

HAHAHAHA< check the fridge, if she's buying alot of chicken liver pate, there is a problem

DAMN Damn Damn YOU! You just made me holler at my desk
Obviously the dog has more skills than he does.

[MercezSoul]

Keep dog......get rid of man.....

If he can't get his freak on voyeur style...why bother?????

[Shawn Christoppher]

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Okay, long story short, my friend's girlfriend's dog is not only a big time pervert but also a "Peeping Tom". (He has expressed this issue to his gf, sadly however, she's not swayed one bit).


Every time he goes over to her apartment, they dim the lights and turn on some Marvin Gaye, they start to make out, eventually leading up to an intense pumping session, the stupid little mutt follows them right to the bedroom ---- and it just sticks its tongue out and watches them go at it.


Of course, many of you might think this is entirely harmless and just “let the dog be”, but my friend is extremely uncomfortable with another creature "watching him" during his most 'intimate moments'. At times, the puppy dog jumps right on the bed with them, and joins in, which needless to say, grosses out my buddy --- and no, locking the door is not a viable option, due to her persistence in having the mutt roam around free.


Any plausible way around this caveat, besides not "getting his freak on" at her place? He even tried to bring some doggies biscuits, play toys, to even another female puppy, but the horn dog of a dog drops everything and likes to watch humans make love.

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Throw a steak out the window.

[Milo]

I hate that!!! A dog watching me getting some serious female ass action creeps me out. Durring an intence ass pumping session it makes me loose my redish, purple, veiny, pulsating erection