Girlfriend's dog is a PERVERT. How to get rid of the stupid mutt?

[House Music Aficionado]

Obviously the dog has more skills than he does.

LOL! Ouch! That's cold....


And yet, you women wonder as to why us men have an affinity for younger women....

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[MercezSoul]

Keep dog......get rid of man.....

If he can't get his freak on voyeur style...why bother?????

[Shawn Christoppher]

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Okay, long story short, my friend's girlfriend's dog is not only a big time pervert but also a "Peeping Tom". (He has expressed this issue to his gf, sadly however, she's not swayed one bit).


Every time he goes over to her apartment, they dim the lights and turn on some Marvin Gaye, they start to make out, eventually leading up to an intense pumping session, the stupid little mutt follows them right to the bedroom ---- and it just sticks its tongue out and watches them go at it.


Of course, many of you might think this is entirely harmless and just “let the dog be”, but my friend is extremely uncomfortable with another creature "watching him" during his most 'intimate moments'. At times, the puppy dog jumps right on the bed with them, and joins in, which needless to say, grosses out my buddy --- and no, locking the door is not a viable option, due to her persistence in having the mutt roam around free.


Any plausible way around this caveat, besides not "getting his freak on" at her place? He even tried to bring some doggies biscuits, play toys, to even another female puppy, but the horn dog of a dog drops everything and likes to watch humans make love.

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Throw a steak out the window.

[SuzanneT]

LOL! Ouch! That's cold....


And yet, you women wonder as to why us men have an affinity for younger women....

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what does younger women have to do with this? My I mustve struck a nerve
If your girlfriend can break her concentration during your sexual encounter to play with her dog, then you aint doing your job
Don't be mad 'Twon. Why would you date a woman with a dog and you hate animals anyway - dumb real DUMB.

[12th house]

If your girlfriend can break her concentration during your sexual encounter to play with her dog, then you aint doing your job

sorry, i think that speaks a whole lot more about the woman than about the man. at the very least, it's rude, but it's a lot more than that. maybe instead of worrying about the dog, the friend should be worrying about finding a new GF!

[MercezSoul]

sorry, i think that speaks a whole lot more about the woman than about the man. at the very least, it's rude, but it's a lot more than that. maybe instead of worrying about the dog, the friend should be worrying about finding a new GF!

Maybe he's just imtimidated cause the pooch has a bigger peter weeter AND he knows how to hit it....

[MercezSoul]

ha!

the pooch has Penis Power

[SuzanneT]

sorry, i think that speaks a whole lot more about the woman than about the man. at the very least, it's rude, but it's a lot more than that. maybe instead of worrying about the dog, the friend should be worrying about finding a new GF!

Seriously, I agree with you, but I'm really not buying the entire Myfriendsgirlfriendsdogisapervert story at all.

[MYOR]

what does younger women have to do with this? My I mustve struck a nerve
If your girlfriend can break her concentration during your sexual encounter to play with her dog, then you aint doing your job
Don't be mad 'Twon. Why would you date a woman with a dog and you hate animals anyway - dumb real DUMB.

She probably stopped filing her nails to play with the dog
all the while saying..

ohh baby you're the best.. give itto me

[SuzanneT]

She probably stopped filing her nails to play with the dog
all the while saying..

ohh baby you're the best.. give itto me

See , if they had talked b4 he plunked his biz card on the bar, he wouldve known she was a card carrying member of PETA.

[LadyA. Acacia]

[House Music Aficionado]

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OMG! You ladies are vicious.... yet hilarious at the same time! LOL!!!!


I'm sure you all had MEN checking their BlackBerries/iPhones, taking business calls, distracted by sports/stock index on TV, etc. during love-making.... how 'bout that, ladies????????????????

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[SuzanneT]

See, HMB it could be worse
That is some crazy shit right there. You try to get near the bed and the dogs start growling n shit.

[House Music Aficionado]

See, HMB it could be worse
That is some crazy shit right there. You try to get near the bed and the dogs start growling n shit.

To be entirely fair, I would submit that person in the pictorial hardly qualifies as a women. :-P


Lesson learnt here, folks....


Both men and women should make dedicated time for their significant other.


No pagers/wireless-mails! No phone calls! No TV! And especially NO DOGS!!!!

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[LadyA. Acacia]

To be entirely fair, I would submit that person in the pictorial hardly qualifies as a women. :-P

lol

[LadyA. Acacia]

lol at this whole thread and your friends retarded ass problem.

[Milo]

I hate that!!! A dog watching me getting some serious female ass action creeps me out. Durring an intence ass pumping session it makes me loose my redish, purple, veiny, pulsating erection

[Suspended]

ROFL....The pink post-it note on the headboard speaks volumes. Hubby probably sneaked in when the dogs were asleep and scribbled "Remember: you have a husband"

[Friday]

Maybe he's just imtimidated cause the pooch has a bigger peter weeter AND he knows how to hit it....

peter weeter??!!! OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!! thanks, i so needed that laugh!!

[housewithme]

po' dog, he jus sayin' ain't no fun if the homies caint have none - next time friend comes over, make it a double date, make sure he brings another doggie! if the dog has its own piece, it's gonna be on its own thang, ya dig?

[OneMasterMixer]

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Okay, long story short, my friend's girlfriend's dog is not only a big time pervert but also a "Peeping Tom". (He has expressed this issue to his gf, sadly however, she's not swayed one bit).


Every time he goes over to her apartment, they dim the lights and turn on some Marvin Gaye, they start to make out, eventually leading up to an intense pumping session, the stupid little mutt follows them right to the bedroom ---- and it just sticks its tongue out and watches them go at it.


Of course, many of you might think this is entirely harmless and just “let the dog be”, but my friend is extremely uncomfortable with another creature "watching him" during his most 'intimate moments'. At times, the puppy dog jumps right on the bed with them, and joins in, which needless to say, grosses out my buddy --- and no, locking the door is not a viable option, due to her persistence in having the mutt roam around free.


Any plausible way around this caveat, besides not "getting his freak on" at her place? He even tried to bring some doggies biscuits, play toys, to even another female puppy, but the horn dog of a dog drops everything and likes to watch humans make love.

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not the dog. it is his..for lack of a better term and pardon the pun "bitch girlfriend". I always wonder about that. When someone is a lil too close with their animal that they sleep with them and start considering them their (again for lack of a better word) "child". I have a friend like that and everyone thinks she is sleeping with the dog.

My Point is the Dog could have a Spitzer complexion and want to watch..after the boyfriend leaves they probably share puppy porn and make lunch out of each other..

Unless he is lookin for a threesome of a way different nature..

two words....RUNNNNN FASTTTTT!!!

Im jus sayin..

[OneMasterMixer]

ROFL....The pink post-it note on the headboard speaks volumes. Hubby probably sneaked in when the dogs were asleep and scribbled "Remember: you have a husband"

Eashhhh

[Moksha]

God... he bumped this up two weeks later

[The Good Reverend Rollo Goodlove]

Yo HMB I feel your friends pain. I can't seem to shake this fucker:

[OneMasterMixer]

Yo HMB I feel your friends pain. I can't seem to shake this fucker:

Dayum Huey where in the hell did U get that one..?