Here's the recipe. You might have to tweek it a bit...as each palate is different
Antagonize someone on here (especially one who's been banned before)
Get all sensitive (like Twan "In Living Color") ...
Throw in a little defensiveness for flavor
Banter back 'n forth *stomping in the ground*
Mash in a few 'yo momma insults' or talk about somebody's child
Forget that this is a virtual listserv
Take ish personally
You'll be banned in no time. Did I leave out any ingredients? Bake at 350 degrees for 1 1/2 (usually over a lunch break)...remove from oven...and let cool.
BAM! Banned. (I don't advocate it, at all...)
If you've got reservations, I've got patience...
Well, you can't become an asshole because you already are.
Jack one of the adminstrators threads and just go berzerk. That will do it
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