
Originally Posted by
S&S
Irvington New jersey
1. Crime is way out of control
2. Crackhead Hookers with no teeth are all over Clinton Ave
3. The trashman never picks up the cans after dumping them
4. The Pollen count drives me nutz
5. The Clubs have to close by 2am
6. Way too many churches on my block (3) which leaves no parking
7. Dam police helocopters buzzing my house everynight at 8 & 9pm
8. Frakin McDonalds on Springfield Avenue can seldom get an order right.
2. Oh they got teeth, they just don't have whole teeth. They'll scrape your shit up so be careful 
4. I wish we had your pollen count. Our pollen count went above 5000 last year.
edit:6. You only got 3 churches on your block? Shee-it we got 5 churches every 1/8th of a mile.
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