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Thread: What does it mean when a bird poops on you?

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    What does it mean when a bird poops on you?

    Bird shitted directly on my head this morning when I was walking Does that mean "something"?
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    Yeah, he's got GR8 aim!
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    It means your the shit
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    supposed to mean good luck, but the ass that came up with it had shit on his head around his friends or told them.
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    A bird got me on the knee one day on the way to the office. Guess I was a lucky knee-grow...
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    Quote Originally Posted by panklady View Post
    A bird got me on the knee one day on the way to the office. Guess I was a lucky knee-grow...
    Aight hang up the day job yo ass is ready for the comedy circuit cuz you ain't got no sense

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    I didn't feel lucky.. that shit was hot, gooey and nasty
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.I View Post
    I didn't feel lucky.. that shit was hot, gooey and nasty
    he got you in the mouth?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mhd View Post
    he got you in the mouth?
    NO!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Long Island Head View Post
    Damn!
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    Means you need to invest in a hat. Shiny things (such as a bald spot) can attract the bird and make you a target.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 'Magic' Juan View Post
    Means you need to invest in a hat. Shiny things (such as a bald spot) can attract the bird and make you a target.

    Just sayin' ...
    I aint bald but I was walking under a tree tho
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    I can tell you what it means if you aint washed your hair yet
    So what are you gonna do now?

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    revenge of the omelettes

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    Quote Originally Posted by mhd View Post
    revenge of the omelettes
    Ohh shit!!!!!!

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    maybe he thought your face was a toilet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.I View Post
    Bird shitted directly on my head this morning when I was walking Does that mean "something"?
    the top of your head is balding so it looks like a toilet seat from birds eye view.
    yay!

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    Quote Originally Posted by OneMasterMixer View Post
    Aight hang up the day job yo ass is ready for the comedy circuit cuz you ain't got no sense

    Thank you...OneMasterMixer...I'd love to pay my bills that way...I get to have some drinks, get on stage, & talk ish...and people would pay me. Sign me & my knee-grow up... Maybe I can be like the D-List only better...maybe C++.
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    Perhaps you should go wash your hair!! No?

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    My mom use to say it meant Good Luck, To Me? It just means you got shitted on!
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