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  1. 07-21-2008, 11:46 AM #1
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    Question for the ladies and katz that get down....

    Have u ever seen a man that made you think, "this has got to be one of the phynest men on the planet!"?
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    ummm...that would be a big fuggen hell to the fuck no.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AD View Post
    ummm...that would be a big fuggen hell to the fuck no.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AD View Post
    ummm...that would be a big fuggen hell to the fuck no.

    2wice to the fuk what he said...

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    Quote Originally Posted by VEESTER View Post
    Have u ever seen a man that made you think, "this has got to be one of the phynest men on the planet!"?
    sadly, no
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    Quote Originally Posted by VEESTER View Post
    Have u ever seen a man that made you think, "this has got to be one of the phynest men on the planet!"?
    everytime I look in the mirror. . . tee hee?
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    I dont get my hopes up anymore.often times youll see one that makes you drool get them home and the dick is real small and or they dont know how to use it.Who has time to train someone to use their dick properly.I did see a bum on the train that was dirty as a motherfucker,and exposed his dick,it was fucking huge limp.I thought about taking him on as a project aint that much bleach and ajax in the world.Besides what good is a big dick,when the man is having ticks and having a conversation with himself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phyllis Hyman Cherry View Post
    I dont get my hopes up anymore.often times youll see one that makes you drool get them home and the dick is real small and or they dont know how to use it.Who has time to train someone to use their dick properly.I did see a bum on the train that was dirty as a motherfucker,and exposed his dick,it was fucking huge limp.I thought about taking him on as a project aint that much bleach and ajax in the world.Besides what good is a big dick,when the man is having ticks and having a conversation with himself.
    Cuz u a mess!!! It be some katz around my crib that don't look like they bathe and need a flea dip. Some of 'em ain't bad lookin' they just look clean. Yuk!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phyllis Hyman Cherry View Post
    I dont get my hopes up anymore.often times youll see one that makes you drool get them home and the dick is real small and or they dont know how to use it.Who has time to train someone to use their dick properly.I did see a bum on the train that was dirty as a motherfucker,and exposed his dick,it was fucking huge limp.I thought about taking him on as a project aint that much bleach and ajax in the world.Besides what good is a big dick,when the man is having ticks and having a conversation with himself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pang View Post
    everytime I look in the mirror. . . tee hee?
    that was a good answer...
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    You know that what the kids used to do back in the day.Go by the mens shelter where those guys sometimes clean your window with a squeegie and pick them up.There are some cute bums and some cute mentally disabled guys out there.In the future that will be the new thing,speed dating at the mental hospital.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phyllis Hyman Cherry View Post
    You know that what the kids used to do back in the day.Go by the mens shelter where those guys sometimes clean your window with a squeegie and pick them up.There are some cute bums and some cute mentally disabled guys out there.In the future that will be the new thing,speed dating at the mental hospital.
    Yeah some of kids carried on like that here. That shit ain't for me! No way!
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    yup


    and comes home to me erry dayum day!


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    Quote Originally Posted by KBig View Post
    yup


    and comes home to me erry dayum day!


    Alright Twiz work! I was at this party over the weekend and in walks one of the phynest men I've ever seen! OMG!!! [le faint]
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    Quote Originally Posted by VEESTER View Post
    Alright Twiz work! I was at this party over the weekend and in walks one of the phynest men I've ever seen! OMG!!! [le faint]

    see thats when you set the Cakes on "auto pop" so when you faint u sho'em whatcha werkin wif ...


    lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by KBig View Post
    see thats when you set the Cakes on "auto pop" so when you faint u sho'em whatcha werkin wif ...


    lol


    *pop pop pop *
    Hell naw!
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    Quote Originally Posted by KBig View Post
    see thats when you set the Cakes on "auto pop" so when you faint u sho'em whatcha werkin wif ...


    lol


    *pop pop pop *
    *cant breeve* auto-pop.
    Between you and PHC I dunno which of yall has the least amount of sense: Cakes set on auto pop or Cute mentally disabled men.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phyllis Hyman Cherry View Post
    I dont get my hopes up anymore.often times youll see one that makes you drool get them home and the dick is real small and or they dont know how to use it..
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuzanneT View Post
    *cant breeve* auto-pop.
    Between you and PHC I dunno which of yall has the least amount of sense: Cakes set on auto pop or Cute mentally disabled men.

    LOL PHC is my cyber hubby for a reason!!!!


    shiiiid if the cute mentally disable man can be set to auto pop.... THERE's the perfect guy!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by VEESTER View Post
    Alright Twiz work! I was at this party over the weekend and in walks one of the phynest men I've ever seen! OMG!!! [le faint]
    Where were you hangin' V??? Inquiring minds wanna know!
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    Quote Originally Posted by KBig View Post
    LOL PHC is my cyber hubby for a reason!!!!


    shiiiid if the cute mentally disable man can be set to auto pop.... THERE's the perfect guy!!!!
    Something is wrong with you! Cute n crazy built with optional auto-poppin cakes
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuzanneT View Post
    Something is wrong with you! Cute n crazy built with optional auto-poppin cakes

    shiiiid just pop in that "auto-pop* module and BAM! HandiMan has a new purpose...


    set that shyt to "sensitive" and whenever you'r handi-hubby or handi-sweetheart has a mishap lke an unscheduled seizure.... *auto pop* kicks in letting you know shyt is still operational even if their dull lil brain isnt!

    *auto-pop* ! tellin yall I should get a prize for some of these ideas.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kamiwa View Post
    Where were you hangin' V??? Inquiring minds wanna know!
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    Quote Originally Posted by VEESTER View Post
    Brando's doll.
    Say whaaaa??? I was at the Double Door checking out Fertile Ground (who was off the chain, btw).
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    Quote Originally Posted by KBig View Post
    shiiiid just pop in that "auto-pop* module and BAM! HandiMan has a new purpose...


    set that shyt to "sensitive" and whenever you'r handi-hubby or handi-sweetheart has a mishap lke an unscheduled seizure.... *auto pop* kicks in letting you know shyt is still operational even if their dull lil brain isnt!

    *auto-pop* ! tellin yall I should get a prize for some of these ideas.
    Ideas? You mean like your idea for drawerz with the interchangeable crotches?
    OMG I'm snort/crying/laffing at my desk I need to run outside
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