Keep touching yourself, America

[kara]

Keep touching yourself, America

The FoxSexpert rips the lid off masturbation -- it's good for you!

Woody Allen said it best: "Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love." For those of you still unconvinced, the FoxSexpert -- yes, there is such a thing -- wants to help take the guilt out of your guilty pleasure. Her argument? Masturbation is good for you. Not only is it "a great form of stress relief" -- it also eases menstruation pain in women and lowers a man's risk of prostate cancer. Now where would we be without the FoxSexpert? Wasting time doing yoga? Eating healthy? Learning about her obviously less-important AIDS-related news items, worthy only of her concluding roundup? Thank you FoxSexpert! Whenever I think about you and your medical prowess, I'll touch myself.

http://www.salon.com/mwt/broadsheet/...ert/index.html

[The Good Reverend Rollo Goodlove]

Never planned on stopping.

[Martin Red]

Now it's confirmed Americans are wankers

[AD]

i didn't need this article to know it was good for me. heck, i know that twice a day.

[ProvocativeElement]

(((singing)))
"If loving me is wrong . . . I don't wanna be right"

[Gojay]

Now it's confirmed Americans are wankers