I can never get that 20 second back...
I Am Almost Keeping It Real
moved offices and now sitting close to my favorite girl in the bldg.
(\_/) "Recognizeth an attention
(O.-)whore when thou doth sees
(___) it, and then ignoreth its ass" - SuzanneT 1:1
"Change happens when the pain of holding on becomes greater than the fear of letting go." Spencer Johnson
"Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music. Angela Monet
"There are 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't" -unknown
this always works for me:
Oh Lord, I'm leaning in, get some chains.....
I know what you mean. As I write this I am looking at this LOVELY, tall tall blonde Dutch intern (age 24-28). My office is full of gorgeous Dutch, Indonesian, and Finnish women.
Hahaha, apparently it's Richard Cheese and Lounge Against The Machine. Friggin hylarious!
"Tattooed men who are not behind bars are either latent criminals or degenerate aristocrats. If someone who is tattooed dies in freedom, then he does so a few years before he would have committed murder." -- Adolf Loos
More Richard "Dick" Cheese.
Germany is the place to be for steaming hot interns.
Here we go again!
Last edited by ngeso; 10-15-2009 at 07:41 AM.
Another one? Damn, we fired most of our hotties. Fucking crisis!
New one. Isn't giving me the time of day either. Arrooooo!
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Nigga please." Ralph Waldo "Petey" Greene
2006 & 2012 DHP Fantasy Football Champion
Last edited by ngeso; 01-04-2010 at 06:41 AM.
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"I Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda ..." today, is likely the result of saying "F### it" yesterday
I touched her today. New Year's office kissy-kissy. Lightning, strike me now!