and everything was nasty?
What did you do? What did you say? How did you act?
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and everything was nasty?
What did you do? What did you say? How did you act?
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oh man...yeah...
i went to a friend's family's home for T-Giving once, and I swear, they used NO seasoning on ANYthing...NONE! maybe a dash of salt here and there...nor garlic powder, lawry's old bay...NONE...and then they had that one thing...greenbean casserole with them french's dried onion rings [img]graemlins/jpshakehead.gif[/img] the best they had was a bag of Matt's Cookies [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]
nevva evva agin...
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have you ever went over a friends house to eat
and the food just aint no good
i mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushed
and the chicken tastes like wood
so you try to play it off like you think you can
by sayin that youre full
and then your friend says momma he's just being polite
he aint finished uh uh that's bull. :D
Yo Big Sexy! LOL [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]
[ November 18, 2003, 01:47 PM: Message edited by: CG63 ]
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You beat me to it!!! [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img]Originally posted by Big Sexy:
...."And the chicken taste like wood..."
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Hahahaha [img]icon_rofl.gif[/img]Originally posted by THX-1138:
oh man...yeah... [img]graemlins/jpshakehead.gif[/img] the best they had was a bag of Matt's Cookies [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]
nevva evva agin...
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or don't drain the grease out of the food.
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Have you ever invited someone to your place for Thanksgiving and they insist on bringing a dish and the dish sucked? Like some soupy-ass potatoe salad?
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Or some dry ass turkey.
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or some rock-hard ass mac'n'cheese [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img]
...
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Some lumpy ass gravy.
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Never got invited .. but my boss brougth me a leg(cuz he knows I like dark meat) bragging how delicious his wife made the Turkey that year.. It had NO SEASONING AT ALL.. I had to smile and taste it and say it was good... Thankfully I had lunch with me.. and i said I would eat it later for dinner... that shyt was in the garbage so fast... [img]graemlins/puke.gif[/img]
[ November 18, 2003, 02:00 PM: Message edited by: MYOR ]
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i had an ex boyfriend who was a vegan and I brought to my sister's house for thanksgiving. When my sister asked him to eat...he replied with "I don't eat dead carcass".
Needless to say, my sister spit in his corn. [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img]
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"While the stinky food's steamingOriginally posted by CG63:
have you ever went over a friends house to eat
and the food just aint no good
i mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushed
and the chicken tastes like wood
so you try to play it off like you think you can
by sayin that youre full
and then your friend says momma he's just being polite
he aint finished uh uh that's bull. :D
Yo Big Sexy! LOL [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]
Your mind starts to dreaming
of the moment it's time to leave
And then you look at your plate
and your chicken's slowly rottin'
into something that looks like cheese..."
Ill...
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Yo, that's the nasty shit, but it's hysterical.Originally posted by Terri 447:
i had an ex boyfriend who was a vegan and I brought to my sister's house for thanksgiving. When my sister asked him to eat...he replied with "I don't eat dead carcass".
Needless to say, my sister spit in his corn. [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img]
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Terri that's gross!
What about people who swear they know how to make dressing & the shit is hard as a rock & dry as bone. Gravy or cranberry sauce won't even help.
[ November 18, 2003, 02:07 PM: Message edited by: Dee-Dee Sheridan ]
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mashed potatoes that look like theyve be done with a machine gun all lumpy and shiet.plus no salt in them :(
turkey that was that dry even a full jar of hellmans wouldnt sort it out.
soggy vegetables [img]mad1.gif[/img]
some people just dont know how to cook at all. [img]AR15firing.gif[/img]
I like my salt too much.its maybe bad for you but if its not used you can say goodbye to the taste.
i will die with a heart attack 5 years younger if all my food is seasoned :D ;)
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It was but he could've said "no thank you I don't eat meat" instead of the dead carcass thing. [img]icon_rofl.gif[/img]Originally posted by Dee-Dee Sheridan:
Terri that's gross!
What about people who swear they know how to make dressing & the shit is hard as a rock & dry as bone. Gravy or cranberry sauce won't even help.
[ November 18, 2003, 02:41 PM: Message edited by: Terri 447 ]
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[img]icon_rofl.gif[/img] ahahahaha!Originally posted by beaniboy67:
turkey that was that dry even a full jar of hellmans wouldnt sort it out.
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I keep telling folks I would be skinny as hell if my wife could not cook.She can make a turkey breast,but a whole turkey??I think it may turn out like that episode of Martin where Gina coooked a turkey.Dark and crispy on the outsode and bloody on the inside.
Seriously,my worse experience was I ate some dressing and it had a roach in it.I was hurt and pissed at the same time,because that shit was good as hell too.After that,I do NOT eat at many folks houses.
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Hollering over here!Originally posted by Big Sexy:
I keep telling folks I would be skinny as hell if my wife could not cook.She can make a turkey breast,but a whole turkey??I think it may turn out like that episode of Martin where Gina coooked a turkey.Dark and crispy on the outsode and bloody on the inside.
Seriously,my worse experience was I ate some dressing and it had a roach in it.I was hurt and pissed at the same time,because that shit was good as hell too.After that,I do NOT eat at many folks houses.
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[img]graemlins/bolt.gif[/img] oh wow...Originally posted by Big Sexy:
Seriously,my worse experience was I ate some dressing and it had a roach in it.I was hurt and pissed at the same time,because that shit was good as hell too.After that,I do NOT eat at many folks houses.
hahaha @ "hurt and pissed" ... i know the feeling. i had a similar experience with ants...
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I'm Hollering over here! That was some good roach dressing, </font>[/QUOTE]Originally posted by Dee-Dee Sheridan:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Big Sexy:
I keep telling folks I would be skinny as hell if my wife could not cook.She can make a turkey breast,but a whole turkey??I think it may turn out like that episode of Martin where Gina coooked a turkey.Dark and crispy on the outsode and bloody on the inside.
Seriously,my worse experience was I ate some dressing and it had a roach in it.I was hurt and pissed at the same time,because that shit was good as hell too.After that,I do NOT eat at many folks houses.
[ November 18, 2003, 02:47 PM: Message edited by: Dee-Dee Sheridan ]
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[ November 18, 2003, 02:46 PM: Message edited by: Dee-Dee Sheridan ]
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EXTRA PROTEINOriginally posted by Big Sexy:
I keep telling folks I would be skinny as hell if my wife could not cook.She can make a turkey breast,but a whole turkey??I think it may turn out like that episode of Martin where Gina coooked a turkey.Dark and crispy on the outsode and bloody on the inside.
Seriously,my worse experience was I ate some dressing and it had a roach in it.I was hurt and pissed at the same time,because that shit was good as hell too.After that,I do NOT eat at many folks houses.
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