The Undecided Voters

[Kenrick _]

Probably just scared to vote for a Black man

or decided to vote for a black man but don't want to admit it...

[DaveR]

or decided to vote for a black man but don't want to admit it...

or are just Undecided, and are letting Black men talk about Black men all day

[DaveR]

I think of them being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with the food cart and eventually, parks it beside their seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” s/he asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of sh!t with bits of broken glass in it?”

To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.

brilliant!

I'ma hafta bite this one . . .

believe that came out of the new yorker

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/2008/...shouts_sedaris

We're gonna nominate you for the Multi-Jurisdictional German-American hush hush Undercover Anti-Plagiarism Task Force