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    things you should NOT bring to the office and nuke ever

    shark, shad, carp, cod, haddock, halibut, tuna, trout, mahi, mahi mahi, mahi mahi mahi, or orange roughy.
    please leave the fish at home.

    lobster, shrimp, crab, scallops, muscles, clams, squid, or squid products.
    please leave all sea, lake & river life at home or in the sea, lake or river.

    what can you nuke at work? boiled potatoes & broiled chicken, which my boss has wafting soooo nicely through here right now. not too scrong. just right. enough to make me smile & wish him a happy lunch
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    Quote Originally Posted by echo bravo View Post
    mahi, mahi mahi, mahi mahi mahi,
    You don't have a durn bit of sense
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    Those potatoes could be just as nauseating as the fish to someone else.
    And now

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    I have come to HATE the smell of microwave popcorn...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jamie 3:26 View Post
    I have come to HATE the smell of microwave popcorn...
    Especially if it's burnt!

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    Quote Originally Posted by EddieW8 View Post
    Especially if it's burnt!
    That's when I'm ready to cut a mutha...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jamie 3:26 View Post
    That's when I'm ready to cut a mutha...
    with a ny slice of pizza???

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    Quote Originally Posted by noone View Post
    with a ny slice of pizza???

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    Quote Originally Posted by noone View Post
    with a ny slice of pizza???
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    Bacon. Had to inform a temp once that frying bacon in the micro was not allowed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jamie 3:26 View Post
    I have come to HATE the smell of microwave popcorn...
    oh man thats the worst


    fish stink in the office is pretty bad too

    reheated fish is nasty

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benguin View Post
    oh man thats the worst


    fish stink in the office is pretty bad too

    reheated fish is nasty
    reheated salmon that has gone bad is the worst. my husband stunk up our apartment the other night with that shit. salmon has been in the fridge for 4 days...and you reheat it?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by And View Post
    Those potatoes could be just as nauseating as the fish to someone else.
    point taken. but since i am not someone else, and no one else works here but me and Mr. Him, it's all potato goodness

    added to the list:

    salmon, popcorn, bacon

    take heed dhp. and tell your friends: DON'T

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    Somebody fucked up the microwave a few weeks back with fish in some kind of garlic sauce.......

    Everybody that came behind them food smelled like garlic, what is on the mind of some of these people ????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck P View Post
    Somebody fucked up the microwave a few weeks back with fish in some kind of garlic sauce.......

    Everybody that came behind them food smelled like garlic, what is on the mind of some of these people ????
    how could i forget??? chuck p, right on:

    GARLIC, ONIONS, GARLIC & ONIONS, ONIONS AND GARLIC?

    don't.

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    Microwaved Pig Feet left over from grandma's house........
    Ummm........I miss the days of DHP when we use to talk about Music, Parties and give reviews about House Music Events that you either gave or attended.......The Peanut Gallery, always looking for attention done fucked it up for all the posters with their bullshit

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    Quote Originally Posted by S&S View Post
    Microwaved Pig Feet left over from grandma's house........
    sheid, I've seen cats bring Chitterlings aka "chittlens" to the gig after the holidays to eat as left overs........

    How the fuck you gonna warm up some chittlens at work ????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck P View Post
    sheid, I've seen cats bring Chitterlings aka "chittlens" to the gig after the holidays to eat as left overs........

    How the fuck you gonna warm up some chittlens at work ????
    that must stink up the office
    Ummm........I miss the days of DHP when we use to talk about Music, Parties and give reviews about House Music Events that you either gave or attended.......The Peanut Gallery, always looking for attention done fucked it up for all the posters with their bullshit

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    Quote Originally Posted by S&S View Post
    that must stink up the office
    like hot ass in a summer garbage filled alley.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck P View Post
    sheid, I've seen cats bring Chitterlings aka "chittlens" to the gig after the holidays to eat as left overs........

    How the fuck you gonna warm up some chittlens at work ????



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    a few years back, i microwaved some cheap, shoprite brand microwavable popcorn at work. it was my first time buying the cheap popcorn, and i should've tried it at home first, but silly me. let's just say i was scorned for the rest of the day, and part of the next day also, lol.
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    no cabbage

    no boiled eggs at the gig

    no chitlins (right on Chuck, right on . . .)

    but dayumn ya' ll, I love seafood, and if I got it, I'm heating it

    and I always cook with onions and garlic

    oh well, bring a clothes pin for ya nose
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    LEAN CUSINE DiNNERS they stink.. DIET MEALS.. they smell like burnt cabbage .. processed sandwiches.. with lunchmeat.. the kind that is in that plastic wrap..


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    Quote Originally Posted by ProvocativeElement View Post
    no cabbage

    no boiled eggs at the gig

    no chitlins (right on Chuck, right on . . .)

    but dayumn ya' ll, I love seafood, and if I got it, I'm heating it

    and I always cook with onions and garlic

    oh well, bring a clothes pin for ya nose
    I think some foods can be warmed up in the container with the lid on them, there are some good container companies out there and some people should invest in them, stop bringing them plates wrapped in foil and then you have to unwrap it and heat it up unwrapped aka ass out leaving that gawd awful smell to the next person.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck P View Post
    I think some foods can be warmed up in the container with the lid on them, there are some good container companies out there and some people should invest in them, stop bringing them plates wrapped in foil and then you have to unwrap it and heat it up unwrapped aka ass out leaving that gawd awful smell to the next person.....
    oh hell, naw, not the 'luminum fwoi . . .

    get some gat dayumn containers!
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