things you should NOT bring to the office and nuke ever

[echo bravo]

no cabbage

no boiled eggs at the gig

no chitlins (right on Chuck, right on . . .)

but dayumn ya' ll, I love seafood, and if I got it, I'm heating it

and I always cook with onions and garlic

oh well, bring a clothes pin for ya nose

H O M E is where the seafood smothered in onions & garlic belongs. sound delish by the way. i too love seafood.

exception: tuna sandwich eaten quickly, no belching.

not our rule. it is the way of the universe. the laws of cubicle land.

[Chuck P]

H O M E is where the seafood smothered in onions & garlic belongs. sound delish by the way. i too love seafood.

exception: tuna sandwich eaten quickly, no belching.

not our rule. it is the way of the universe. the laws of cubicle land.

After that tuna, eat some damn gum or have a tic tac or drink an Altoid shake......

[Tim Martinez]

Never reheat broccoli soup...ughhh!! Smells like urine.


A coworker of mine would buy a caeser salad from Trader Joe's that had a pouch of parmesan cheese. It would stink up the whole office like feet.