Urinal Ettiquette - A Refresher For The Uninformed

['Magic' Juan]

Urinal trough - http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rinal%20Trough

A twisted plan devised for ball parks, in which the custodian essentially saws a bathtub in two, drills it to the wall, and expects men to comfortably piss crammed side by side with no panels or anything.

Urinal troughs are generally very awkward and a good place to suddenly become self-aware.

Sounds like an open invitation to a sausage party.

No, thanks ...

[ProvocativeElement]

9. Flush It. Only If You’re Brave
Flushing is NOT always necessary. Mainly because nobody wants to touch a handle that other people touch directly after they were holding their junk. .

i flush. i'm brave. kumbayah...

I never touch a public toilet handle - I flush with my foot (but I suppose that be to much sudden, unexpected movement to be allowed under Manlaw . . .)

['Magic' Juan]

I never touch a public toilet handle - I flush with my foot (but I suppose that be to much sudden, unexpected movement to be allowed under Manlaw . . .)

This is why the best urinals have ice cubes dumped into them. As they gradually dissolve they do away with the rank urine. I wish more places would do this, but I find most of them use those pink urinal cakes which are not as useful.

[The Real Dragonfly Jones]

I flush urinals with my elbow. Toilets with my foot.

[AD]

Nature calls, you answer it - THAT'S MAN LAW.

Who cares who's next to you or how many trees there are?

Sac up and go to a Dodger Game!

dude, that's one shit i hate about dodger stadium. i always take my squirt in the stalls. fuck dat horse trough water shit! i've seen those things packed between innings and fools are literally shoulder to shoulder (TOUCHING!!!) while draining the main vein. someone is bound to fuck up one of the man laws in there. sorry, i ain't watering the plants with two other dudes next to me and NO fuckin' divider. MAN LAW!!!

[AD]

I flush urinals with my elbow. Toilets with my foot.

same here. you are a wise man.

[Jamie 3:26]

dude, that's one shit i hate about dodger stadium. i always take my squirt in the stalls. fuck dat horse trough water shit! i've seen those things packed between innings and fools are literally shoulder to shoulder while draining the main vein. someone is bound to fuck up one of the man laws in there. sorry, i ain't watering the plants with two other dudes next to me and NO fuckin' divider. MAN LAW!!!

Do you sit or stand in the stall?

[Terry James]

dude, that's one shit i hate about dodger stadium. i always take my squirt in the stalls. fuck dat horse trough water shit! i've seen those things packed between innings and fools are literally shoulder to shoulder (TOUCHING!!!) while draining the main vein. someone is bound to fuck up one of the man laws in there. sorry, i ain't watering the plants with two other dudes next to me and NO fuckin' divider. MAN LAW!!!

really!! heck, don't sneeze

[AD]

Sounds like an open invitation to a sausage party.

No, thanks ...

he's slipping. can someone check the expiration date on his man card, please?

as a reminder, guys, it's your duty to report man law violators to the nearest security office ASAP. MAN LAW!!!

[AD]

Do you sit or stand in the stall?

stand. i only sit at home when i drop the bomb. i ain't rubbing shoulders with no fool in the MENS restroom. fuck dat shit!!

[Terry James]

he's slipping. can someone check the expiration date on his man card, please?

as a reminder, guys, it's your duty to report man law violators to the nearest security office ASAP. MAN LAW!!!

Ummm we have a problem. He was never issued 1

[joesuuf]

Do you sit or stand in the stall?

Either way, his stance is WIDE...

[JMNYC]

all of these things only apply if you're NOT on a George Michael-esque mission. If you are, then feel free to disregard lol

[AD]

Either way, his stance is WIDE...

but comfortably on my OWN without two other tube steaks dangling and squirting right next to me. one wrong move in there and shit could get ugly.

[AD]

all of these things only apply if you're NOT on a George Michael-esque mission. If you are, then feel free to disregard lol

but what if someone else is, and you happen to be the lucky one georgie chose?

[AD]

Ummm we have a problem. He was never issued 1

good! sounds like security is doing their job. someone add his pic to the wall of manlaw violators.

[Terry James]

Absolutely No Tapping (sitting OR standing)

[TAB.]

Absolutely No Tapping (sitting OR standing)

Or Pacing! Take that shit, outside.

[JMNYC]

but what if someone else is, and you happen to be the lucky one georgie chose?

somehow or other peeps seem to think guys cruising bathrooms are rapists lmao. if you're not into it then you may be closely watched and slightly skeeved out but otherwise no harm done - unless you're THAT insecure in which case you need to hold it or go before you leave the house.

When it comes to cruising men's rooms, there are no victims, only volunteers. In fact, if you were following proper etiquette, you wouldn't even know you were being cruised LOL

[AD]

In fact, if you were following proper etiquette, you wouldn't even know you were being cruised LOL

you're right. my bad. i better re-read my man law handbook.