Today's WTF: Cooking With Cum: "...for that special cook in your life..." (worksafe)

[KragShot]

Here's the link to the page just to prove that I can't make this shit up.





Text from the page:

"Attention all semen enthusiasts!

We are very proud to announce the arrival of our new book.

Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes explores the culinary value of semen through beautiful photographs and delectable recipes.

It's the perfect holiday gift for that special cook in your life.

* Place your order by December 12th to receive your books by the 24th (via US Postal Priority)."

[And]

Booo! What are the benefits of cooking with cum. If it's so good for you wouldn't the raw "organic" version be better.

[AD]

i'm ordering my copy of the book now! can't wait to be the chef and give this to my next victim...errr...uhhh...girlfriend. whew!

[Mz. Nicky]

Here's the link to the page just to prove that I can't make this shit up.





Text from the page:


"Attention all semen enthusiasts!

We are very proud to announce the arrival of our new book.


Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes explores the culinary value of semen through beautiful photographs and delectable recipes.


It's the perfect holiday gift for that special cook in your life.


* Place your order by December 12th to receive your books by the 24th (via US Postal Priority)."

WTF!!!

[dekmusic]

Here's the link to the page just to prove that I can't make this shit up.





Text from the page:

"Attention all semen enthusiasts!

We are very proud to announce the arrival of our new book.

Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes explores the culinary value of semen through beautiful photographs and delectable recipes.

It's the perfect holiday gift for that special cook in your life.

* Place your order by December 12th to receive your books by the 24th (via US Postal Priority)."

ya got anthony bourdain and don zimmern eating cow balls , uterus parts and fish sperm and as we learn its about packaging and marketing. i'm sure there's a whole culture of semen officiandos out there ...


www.eddienicholas.com
www.slaagrecords.com
www.mixtapesessions.com
www.myspace.com/mantreerecords
www.myspace.com/thinkingsoul

[Mz. Nicky]

ya got anthony bourdain and don zimmern eating cow balls , uterus parts and fish sperm and as we learn its about packaging and marketing. i'm sure there's a whole culture of semen officiandos out there ...


www.eddienicholas.com
www.slaagrecords.com
www.mixtapesessions.com
www.myspace.com/mantreerecords
www.myspace.com/thinkingsoul

[Armento]

"get the fuck outta here" in a Danny G voice

[she-pisces]

Here's the link to the page just to prove that I can't make this shit up.





Text from the page:

"Attention all semen enthusiasts!

We are very proud to announce the arrival of our new book.

Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes explores the culinary value of semen through beautiful photographs and delectable recipes.

It's the perfect holiday gift for that special cook in your life.

* Place your order by December 12th to receive your books by the 24th (via US Postal Priority)."

What if you don't have any cum? Can you use spit with a tad of flour instead?

[The Crazy Life That Is Alarick T]

ya got anthony bourdain and don zimmern eating cow balls , uterus parts and fish sperm and as we learn its about packaging and marketing. i'm sure there's a whole culture of semen officiandos out there ...


www.eddienicholas.com
www.slaagrecords.com
www.mixtapesessions.com
www.myspace.com/mantreerecords
www.myspace.com/thinkingsoul

I can see it now... Anthony Bourdain's No Reservation : TimFUCKYU, Mali Africa...

[Terry James]

well...there goes my appetite

[KragShot]

The dish on the cover doesn't help the imagery at all....

[dekmusic]

I can see it now... Anthony Bourdain's No Reservation : TimFUCKYU, Mali Africa...

i believe he just did a segment in africa he ate food cooked in shyt.....or was it don ?

[The Crazy Life That Is Alarick T]

The dish on the cover doesn't help the imagery at all....

Yeah, that's alot of "icing". Must have been a "virgin" cum cake...

[AD]

The dish on the cover doesn't help the imagery at all....

i don't know, but the man made oysters look pretty fresh to me. can someone give 'em a try and let me know?

[The Crazy Life That Is Alarick T]

i believe he just did a segment in africa he ate food cooked in shyt.....or was it don ?

*In my Hillary Banks voice* EU!

[dekmusic]

i don't know, but the man made oysters look pretty fresh to me. can someone give 'em a try and let me know?

did someone say bon appetite

[The Crazy Life That Is Alarick T]

did someone say boner appetite

FIXED

[dekmusic]

FIXED

[SuzanneT]

i don't know, but the man made oysters look pretty fresh to me. can someone give 'em a try and let me know?

WTF?! Who's the sperm donor for this recipe Peter North?

[The Crazy Life That Is Alarick T]

WTF?! Who's the sperm donor for this recipe Peter North?

"Peter" somebody...

[KragShot]

Here's the link to the page just to prove that I can't make this shit up.





Text from the page:

"Attention all semen enthusiasts!

We are very proud to announce the arrival of our new book.

Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes explores the culinary value of semen through beautiful photographs and delectable recipes.

It's the perfect holiday gift for that special cook in your life.

* Place your order by December 12th to receive your books by the 24th (via US Postal Priority)."

I'm Peter North and I approve this ad!