i just scratched my ass

[AD]

so now i'm going back to bed. happy festivus!

[Armento]

did you have to use a rake for all that surface area?

[reese 60615]

me too must have been the bus seats

[kara]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL_KCcSn6Rg

[panklady]

so now i'm going back to bed. happy festivus!

Wash your dayum hands.

[reese 60615]

im gonna run across the street and slide down the slide in the playground headfurst into the snow

[lakegz]

at least you can scratch it, some people can't even reach that far back.

[reese 60615]

i hate when people leave cheek prints on the back of the toliet seat damn

[joesuuf]

...and you wonder why you're always catching the pink eye.