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  1. 02-20-2009, 03:16 PM #1
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    Wanna read some funny shit...

    http://www.fmylife.com/
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    hahah thanks ...!
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  3. 02-20-2009, 03:23 PM #3
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    I found this the other day.

    Too funny. The bingo hall one.
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    seriously?
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    Today, I was doing a strip tease for my husband. He asked me to stop. FML

    LOL LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by geo View Post
    I found this the other day.

    Too funny. The bingo hall one.
    Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home and I was calling bingo numbers. And one woman stood up and started making noises, I asusmed she had won and I started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML
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    Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML
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    Kara did you get your $20 bucks?

    Today, my boyfriend gave me a card for my birthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he leaves. I waited 5, in the card it said "it's not working out, but here's 20$". FML
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarkK View Post
    Kara did you get your $20 bucks?

    Today, my boyfriend gave me a card for my birthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he leaves. I waited 5, in the card it said "it's not working out, but here's 20$". FML
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  10. 02-20-2009, 04:30 PM #10
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    this site is crazy funny
    As for the charges against me, I am unconcerned. I am beyond their timid lying morality, and so I am beyond caring.
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    Today, I walked into my room to find my mom had made my bed and done my laundry, for which I thanked her with a hug. I laid down on the bed, stretched out my arms and realized my vibrator was still under the pillow where I had left it. FML
    As for the charges against me, I am unconcerned. I am beyond their timid lying morality, and so I am beyond caring.
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    Today, I started a fight at a lesbian bar and lost. I'm a man. FML
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    Today, I went to a plastic surgeon's office with a friend. The doctor walked in and before he could look at the consult papers, he started explaining the lipo suction procedure to me. I had to interrupt him and tell him that I was only there for support for my friend's nose job. FML
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    Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
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    Today, my girlfriend and I were up late watching tv when an infomercial for "male enhancement" came on. I grabbed for my phone to make a call when my girlfriend said "O honey, dont buy that, it's okay that you're small." I was checking my voicemails. FML
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    I'm crying laffing
    As for the charges against me, I am unconcerned. I am beyond their timid lying morality, and so I am beyond caring.
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    Today, this really attractive woman that I've known for years told me that when I can have sex with her standing up, she'll have sex with me. I'm confined to a wheelchair. FML
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    Today, my professor, who was born without arms, asked somebody "need a hand?" There are over 300 students in that class and I was the only one laughing. FML
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jamie 3:26 View Post
    Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
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