hahah thanks ...!
I found this the other day.
Too funny. The bingo hall one.
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seriously?
Today, I was doing a strip tease for my husband. He asked me to stop. FML
LOL LOL
Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML
I dreamed of Revelry and found Revelry.
Kara did you get your $20 bucks?
Today, my boyfriend gave me a card for my birthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he leaves. I waited 5, in the card it said "it's not working out, but here's 20$". FML
this site is crazy funny
As for the charges against me, I am unconcerned. I am beyond their timid lying morality, and so I am beyond caring.
Today, I walked into my room to find my mom had made my bed and done my laundry, for which I thanked her with a hug. I laid down on the bed, stretched out my arms and realized my vibrator was still under the pillow where I had left it. FML
As for the charges against me, I am unconcerned. I am beyond their timid lying morality, and so I am beyond caring.
Today, I started a fight at a lesbian bar and lost. I'm a man. FML
I dreamed of Revelry and found Revelry.
Today, I went to a plastic surgeon's office with a friend. The doctor walked in and before he could look at the consult papers, he started explaining the lipo suction procedure to me. I had to interrupt him and tell him that I was only there for support for my friend's nose job. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were up late watching tv when an infomercial for "male enhancement" came on. I grabbed for my phone to make a call when my girlfriend said "O honey, dont buy that, it's okay that you're small." I was checking my voicemails. FML
http://www.venganza.org/
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Nigga please." Ralph Waldo "Petey" Greene
2012 DHP Fantasy Football Champion
I'm crying laffing
As for the charges against me, I am unconcerned. I am beyond their timid lying morality, and so I am beyond caring.
Today, this really attractive woman that I've known for years told me that when I can have sex with her standing up, she'll have sex with me. I'm confined to a wheelchair. FML![]()
(\_/) "Recognizeth an attention
(O.-)whore when thou doth sees
(___) it, and then ignoreth its ass" - SuzanneT 1:1
"Change happens when the pain of holding on becomes greater than the fear of letting go." Spencer Johnson
"Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music. Angela Monet
"There are 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't" -unknown
Today, my professor, who was born without arms, asked somebody "need a hand?" There are over 300 students in that class and I was the only one laughing. FML
(\_/) "Recognizeth an attention
(O.-)whore when thou doth sees
(___) it, and then ignoreth its ass" - SuzanneT 1:1
"Change happens when the pain of holding on becomes greater than the fear of letting go." Spencer Johnson
"Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music. Angela Monet
"There are 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't" -unknown
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