CHISTOSO, PERO ES LA MERA NETA
1. Not only do you know all the security guards and
cafeteria workers, ONE OF THEM HAS ASKED YOU OUT ON A
DATE OR VICE VERSA.
2. Your version of a conference call is when you call
your friends and plan what you are doing for tonight
or for the weekend.
3. The only time your man/woman picks you up from work
is on payday.
4. Friends and family members call you at work to cuss
you out because you didn't answer your home phone the
5.You paint your nails at your desk.
6. When you are on a personal call you laugh so
loud-your coworkers on the other side of the office
come and ask you what's so funny.
7. On casual Friday you wear your best- Versace,
Tommy, Polo, D&G, Burberry jeans (ladies - tightest)
Parasuco jeans)... but the rest of the week you looked
8. You have pictures on your wall and around your
computer with you and your friends at the club with
drinks in your hands, as well as pics of all of your
9. You talk about how much money you make.
10. You have codes for personal calls that let's
someone know that you'll call them right back. (Let
the phone ring two times and I will know it is you and
call you right back.)
11. You go get your haircut / hair done on lunch and
come back two hours later..
12. You use your corporate credit card to buy clothes,
pay bills, personal plane tickets.
13. Your nails are so long you can hardly type.
14. You don't like your supervisor and a couple
other coworkers and you tell them off on a regular
basis and wonder why you haven't been promoted.
15. You brag about how you haven't done anything all
day and you have the nerve to say when you get home,
"I am so tired."
16. You call in sick on Friday because you went out on
Thursday you call in on Monday too
17. You go shopping at lunch and come back with a
lot of bags and proceed to show everyone what you
18. You bring your kids to work and they run all
over the office.
19. You come to work on Friday's dressed for the club.
20. You cuss creditors out for calling you at work.
21. Your kids call your job and say to the operator,
"Let me speak to Mami."
22. You call in sick on payday Friday and send your
cousin to pick up your paycheck.
23.You contribute $1 to the office Christmas party,eat
the most food and take a platter of lunchmeat and
potato salad home to your family for dinner.
24. Your kids` school supplies all have your company's
insignia on them. (You know who you are)
25. You give your out-of-town friends your company`s
26. Before calling in sick, you rehearse your sick
voice and sick story several times out loud. (You know
who you are)
27. Coworkers inquire how your father`s surgery
went-that required you to be out for days and you
haven`t seen your daddy since he left your momma when
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