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    Quote Originally Posted by Daniel, Grand Duke of Stony Island View Post
    This thread akin to taking a friend out to dinner to an exotic restaurant and they don't have a clue about what's on the menu. "I'd like to know how your ENGORGED LABIA [I]is prepared."
    hahahaha....yo, I think I just won the freaky friday prize...

    I had to bring some real freak back into the "freaky friday" topics. Since Rickey X stop posting them, the freak has been gone....now I see why, because most here really have no freak flag to wave...
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    the vagina institute? really?

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    Quote Originally Posted by liL Ray View Post
    hahahaha....yo, I think I just won the freaky friday prize...

    I had to bring some real freak back into the "freaky friday" topics. Since Rickey X stop posting them, the freak has been gone....now I see why, because most here really have no freak flag to wave...
    true, too busy waving the flag pole

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jamie 3:26 View Post
    "Pump,pump,pump,pump me up!!"
    Joe Budden has this line in that joint what made him one of my favorite MCs:

    Telling me she don't give brain like I'm stupid
    You can do anything...if you put your mind to it

    That was some witty shit for a rapper, I must say.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mhd View Post
    the vagina institute? really?
    As much as dudes think about pussy, might as well have an institute.

    Sheeit, I'm hopin' to get a grant or scholarship or somethin'.
    'I mean, shit, you can't hate on ass n titties music.' - D J 1 3 8

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daniel, Grand Duke of Stony Island View Post
    As much as dudes think about pussy, might as well have an institute.

    Sheeit, I'm hopin' to get a grant or scholarship or somethin'.
    they hiring?

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    Quote Originally Posted by liL Ray View Post
    hahahaha....yo, I think I just won the freaky friday prize...

    I had to bring some real freak back into the "freaky friday" topics. Since Rickey X stop posting them, the freak has been gone....now I see why, because most here really have no freak flag to wave...
    Yeah, but the great RickeyX would have had us purchasing one and reporting back with detailed accounts of our travails.

    Ah, I miss her. That stated, great job, Ray. This one got me to find the time to log in. I should've been working out already.
    'I mean, shit, you can't hate on ass n titties music.' - D J 1 3 8

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    Quote Originally Posted by mhd View Post
    they hiring?
    You faculty or Administration? Somehow, I see you as a counselor.

    Me, I'd be a five year freshman. Career student up in that muhfuka.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mhd View Post
    true, too busy waving the flag pole
    http://www.venganza.org/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daniel, Grand Duke of Stony Island View Post
    You faculty or Administration? Somehow, I see you as a counselor.

    Me, I'd be a five year freshman. Career student up in that muhfuka.
    indeed, i've counseled many vaginas at the institute

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daniel, Grand Duke of Stony Island View Post
    Yeah, but the great RickeyX would have had us purchasing one and reporting back with detailed accounts of our travails.

    Ah, I miss her. That stated, great job, Ray. This one got me to find the time to log in. I should've been working out already.
    thank you for the props sir...yes, the great RickeyX would have us all writing reports on this one....AND giving out grades too!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mhd View Post
    fail
    Do I still get one of these now that you are enlightened?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 'Magic' Juan View Post
    Oh wait .. now I know what this is. Do people actually like the way it looks after it has been pumped?
    sometimes it's better to give (pleasure) than receive...this one is to keep us men out of the dog house forever, or at least for a few months.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jamie 3:26 View Post
    That's shit's magically delicious...

    I think I got a stop to make before I head home tonite...
    my job is done here...
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    Quote Originally Posted by liL Ray View Post
    sometimes it's better to give (pleasure) than receive....
    I know this all too well, my good man. Didn't really realize that it heightened their sensitivity. Knowing that, this may be a future purchase.

    Thanks for enlightening us.
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    Quote Originally Posted by liL Ray View Post
    Do I still get one of these now that you are enlightened?
    lol, i'm still not quite sure what it does, how it does it, and if i'm in the room, why i'm not doing it myself

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    Quote Originally Posted by mhd View Post
    the vagina institute? really?
    http://www.vaginainstitute.com/
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    Quote Originally Posted by mhd View Post
    lol, i'm still not quite sure what it does, how it does it, and if i'm in the room, why i'm not doing it myself
    You need lips the size of Jimmie Walker and the last name Hoover to make that happen captain'...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mhd View Post
    indeed, i've counseled many vaginas at the institute
    You the BURSAR in that piece.
    'I mean, shit, you can't hate on ass n titties music.' - D J 1 3 8

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daniel, Grand Duke of Stony Island View Post
    You the BURSAR in that piece.
    Please stop.
    http://www.venganza.org/

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    Quote Originally Posted by liL Ray View Post
    sometimes it's better to give (pleasure) than receive...this one is to keep us men out of the dog house forever, or at least for a few months.
    Yeah, but if I'm usin' a sphygmomanometer on her yam hole, what's my TONGUE doin'?

    I am proficient in the ANCIENT WAYS. My kung-fu is strong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mhd View Post
    lol, i'm still not quite sure what it does, how it does it, and if i'm in the room, why i'm not doing it myself
    must everything be explained to you....

    and she says: "mhd, you take this end and then you put this between your thumb and index finger...no, not that, my cooch damnit"

    hahahahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by liL Ray View Post
    must everything be explained to you....

    and she says: "mhd, you take this end and then you put this between your thumb and index finger...no, not that, my cooch damnit"

    hahahahahaha
    Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahaha!

    "Keep interrupting me and it's goin' over your mouth. I got this."
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    Quote Originally Posted by liL Ray View Post
    must everything be explained to you....

    and she says: "mhd, you take this end and then you put this between your thumb and index finger...no, not that, my cooch damnit"
    "There are no uninteresting things, only uninterested people."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daniel, Grand Duke of Stony Island View Post
    As much as dudes think about pussy, might as well have an institute.

    Sheeit, I'm hopin' to get a grant or scholarship or somethin'.
    If you all are serious, let me know; especially if there's a department of tantric studies or some shit like that....

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