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  1. 11-24-2009, 02:20 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by upliftdisco365 View Post
    AMERICANS HAVE TOO MUCH GODDAMNED FOOD
    and obviously too much damn time on their hands.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TAD View Post


    Seriously WTF!?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Armen View Post
    nice Dave
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaveR View Post
    Wrapped in a Meat Lovers Pizza ... finished off with Vegetarian Chili

    i laughed the most at the "wrapped in a pizza!.. now that's a taco!!" lolol
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    Quote Originally Posted by liL Ray View Post
    we didn't do that...my sister is the experimental one in the family, so every thanksgiving she comes up with something new...that year she said, don't cook the turkey, she ordering a Turducken....well, let's just say we had to have an intervention with her after that fucking turducken...

    "ah wha dis??"...was the rally cried heard from the yaad people dem in the place.
    AHAHAHAHAHA Grandma said have a back up just. in. case. One of my cousins was making her first turkey for our family dinner- overdone, with the "innerds bag" still in the cavity . Granny said the Lord told her to buy a turkey.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaveR View Post
    Wrapped in a Meat Lovers Pizza ... finished off with Vegetarian Chili
    In a DECORATIVE SATCHEL!
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    In ye olde Elizabethan times, I think it was a quail inside a chicken inside a pheasant.
    since feeling is first
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaBownca View Post
    In a DECORATIVE SATCHEL!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monny JcIntosh View Post
    Elizabethan Times,

    Is that the newspaper RedWones doesn't read? ??
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    i wonder what other three animal stuffing combination we could come up with, hmmmm....
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    Quote Originally Posted by mhd View Post
    i wonder what other three animal stuffing combination we could come up with, hmmmm....
    add a Hot Dog to any dish, and blow away the competition
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    Show 'em all you got real balls and deep fry a turducken.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mhd View Post
    i wonder what other three animal stuffing combination we could come up with, hmmmm....
    Hengoosetrich or a Pigoatcow!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by upliftdisco365 View Post
    Hengoosetrich or a Pigoatcow!!
    hahahaaa!!! dude! don't do that when i'm chewing carrots! this is like some shit from the kitchen of dr. moreau
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    Quote Originally Posted by mhd View Post
    hahahaaa!!! dude! don't do that when i'm chewing carrots! this is like some shit from the kitchen of dr. moreau
    Dr. Moreau! Damn! Like, all the servers have horse heads and the kitchen staff have go-rilla faces 'n shit, talkin' 'bout, "Turducken is served."

    Igor with the pig face that works in the fields busts in, all like, "Why y'all g'on and de-bone my cousins, stuff one inside the next and roast 'em? Now y'all got our family reunion all fucked up."

    It was wretched to begin with, but the Dr. Moreau images just make it ghastly and frightening.

    I mean, what do they do for gravy on the isle of Dr. Moreau? Like, what's in the dressing? Do they cook giblets or experiment with them 'n shit?

    Thanks Mark. Now I'm all fucked up for planning thanksgiving dinner now. I'mma have to get muhfukas Popeye's Chicken 'n shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daniel, Grand Duke of Stony Island View Post
    Dr. Moreau! Damn! Like, all the servers have horse heads and the kitchen staff have go-rilla faces 'n shit, talkin' 'bout, "Turducken is served."

    Igor with the pig face that works in the fields busts in, all like, "Why y'all g'on and de-bone my cousins, stuff one inside the next and roast 'em? Now y'all got our family reunion all fucked up."

    It was wretched to begin with, but the Dr. Moreau images just make it ghastly and frightening.

    I mean, what do they do for gravy on the isle of Dr. Moreau? Like, what's in the dressing? Do they cook giblets or experiment with them 'n shit?

    Thanks Mark. Now I'm all fucked up for planning thanksgiving dinner now. I'mma have to get muhfukas Popeye's Chicken 'n shit.
    bwahahaha, sorry, bruh, you guys got me in tears!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mhd View Post
    i wonder what other three animal stuffing combination we could come up with, hmmmm....
    I understand there are a number of popular variations:

    * Gooducken (with goose)
    * Osturducken (with ostrich)
    * Turduckencorpheail (with cornish game hen, pheasant & quail)
    * Turgooponducheasanishuail (Turduckencorphail w/extra goose & capon)
    * Turgooponducheasnishuaichuffguihagaga (extra pork, beef and frogs legs)
    * Turgoduckmaguikenantidgeonck (a ten-bird-roast comprising of turkey, goose, duck, mallard, guineafowl, chicken, pheasant, partridge, pigeon & woodcock)
    * Osturduckencorpheail
    * Tofucken (a vegan alternative made of Tofu-based turkey- duck- and chicken substitutes; also known as the Tofurkey)
    * Tofuckenfunny (Tofurkey with chicken, fish & rabbit)
    * Turdbutt (pork shoulder in duck in turkey)
    * Hotchken (the poor man's Turducken: a hot dog stuffed inside a chicken)
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    Quote Originally Posted by ngeso View Post
    I understand there are a number of popular variations:

    * Gooducken (with goose)
    * Osturducken (with ostrich)
    * Turduckencorpheail (with cornish game henn pheasant & quail)
    * Turgooponducheasanishuail (Turduckencorphail w/extra goose & capon)
    * Turgooponducheasnishuaichuffguihagaga (extra pork, beef and frogs legs)
    * Turgoduckmaguikenantidgeonck (a ten-bird-roast comprising of turkey, goose, duck, mallard, guineafowl, chicken, pheasant, partridge, pigeon & woodcock)
    * Osturduckencorpheail
    * Tofucken (a vegan alternative made of Tofu-based turkey- duck- and chicken substitutes; also known as the Tofurky)
    * Tofuckenfunny (Tofurkey with chicken, fish & rabbit)
    * Turdbutt (pork shoulder in duck in turkey)
    * Hotchken (the poor man's Turducken: a hot dog stuffed inside a chicken)
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    Quote Originally Posted by ngeso View Post
    * Hotchken (the poor man's Turducken: a hot dog stuffed inside a chicken)
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    Quote Originally Posted by upliftdisco365 View Post
    Agreed.

    AMERICANS HAVE TOO MUCH GODDAMNED FOOD.
    Obesity kills.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ngeso View Post
    I understand there are a number of popular variations:

    * Gooducken (with goose)
    * Osturducken (with ostrich)
    * Turduckencorpheail (with cornish game hen, pheasant & quail)
    * Turgooponducheasanishuail (Turduckencorphail w/extra goose & capon)
    * Turgooponducheasnishuaichuffguihagaga (extra pork, beef and frogs legs)
    * Turgoduckmaguikenantidgeonck (a ten-bird-roast comprising of turkey, goose, duck, mallard, guineafowl, chicken, pheasant, partridge, pigeon & woodcock)
    * Osturduckencorpheail
    * Tofucken (a vegan alternative made of Tofu-based turkey- duck- and chicken substitutes; also known as the Tofurkey)
    * Tofuckenfunny (Tofurkey with chicken, fish & rabbit)
    * Turdbutt (pork shoulder in duck in turkey)
    * Hotchken (the poor man's Turducken: a hot dog stuffed inside a chicken)



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    Quote Originally Posted by mhd View Post
    hahahaaa!!! dude! don't do that when i'm chewing carrots! this is like some shit from the kitchen of dr. moreau
    I amfucking hyperventilating!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuzanneT View Post
    I amfucking hyperventilating!
    c'mon admit it, isn't there something dirty about stuffing a thing into a thing into another thing? weren't you just a little disgusted - and aroused - the first time you saw double penetration? i mean, who comes up with this stuff?
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