Turducken (a chicken in a duck in a turkey)

[liL Ray]

AMERICANS HAVE TOO MUCH GODDAMNED FOOD

and obviously too much damn time on their hands.

[Long Island Head]

Seriously WTF!?!

[DaveR]

nice Dave

Wrapped in a Meat Lovers Pizza ... finished off with Vegetarian Chili

[Armento]

Wrapped in a Meat Lovers Pizza ... finished off with Vegetarian Chili

i laughed the most at the "wrapped in a pizza!.. now that's a taco!!" lolol

[SuzanneT]

we didn't do that...my sister is the experimental one in the family, so every thanksgiving she comes up with something new...that year she said, don't cook the turkey, she ordering a Turducken....well, let's just say we had to have an intervention with her after that fucking turducken...

"ah wha dis??"...was the rally cried heard from the yaad people dem in the place.

AHAHAHAHAHA Grandma said have a back up just. in. case. One of my cousins was making her first turkey for our family dinner- overdone, with the "innerds bag" still in the cavity . Granny said the Lord told her to buy a turkey.

[DaBownca]

Wrapped in a Meat Lovers Pizza ... finished off with Vegetarian Chili

In a DECORATIVE SATCHEL!

[Monny JcIntosh]

In ye olde Elizabethan times, I think it was a quail inside a chicken inside a pheasant.

[DaveR]

In a DECORATIVE SATCHEL!

[Armento]

Elizabethan Times,

Is that the newspaper RedWones doesn't read? ??

[mhd]

i wonder what other three animal stuffing combination we could come up with, hmmmm....

[DaveR]

i wonder what other three animal stuffing combination we could come up with, hmmmm....

add a Hot Dog to any dish, and blow away the competition

[Daniel, Grand Duke of Stony Island]

Show 'em all you got real balls and deep fry a turducken.

[upliftdisco365]

i wonder what other three animal stuffing combination we could come up with, hmmmm....

Hengoosetrich or a Pigoatcow!!

[mhd]

Hengoosetrich or a Pigoatcow!!

hahahaaa!!! dude! don't do that when i'm chewing carrots! this is like some shit from the kitchen of dr. moreau

[Daniel, Grand Duke of Stony Island]

hahahaaa!!! dude! don't do that when i'm chewing carrots! this is like some shit from the kitchen of dr. moreau

Dr. Moreau! Damn! Like, all the servers have horse heads and the kitchen staff have go-rilla faces 'n shit, talkin' 'bout, "Turducken is served."

Igor with the pig face that works in the fields busts in, all like, "Why y'all g'on and de-bone my cousins, stuff one inside the next and roast 'em? Now y'all got our family reunion all fucked up."

It was wretched to begin with, but the Dr. Moreau images just make it ghastly and frightening.

I mean, what do they do for gravy on the isle of Dr. Moreau? Like, what's in the dressing? Do they cook giblets or experiment with them 'n shit?

Thanks Mark. Now I'm all fucked up for planning thanksgiving dinner now. I'mma have to get muhfukas Popeye's Chicken 'n shit.

[mhd]

Dr. Moreau! Damn! Like, all the servers have horse heads and the kitchen staff have go-rilla faces 'n shit, talkin' 'bout, "Turducken is served."

Igor with the pig face that works in the fields busts in, all like, "Why y'all g'on and de-bone my cousins, stuff one inside the next and roast 'em? Now y'all got our family reunion all fucked up."

It was wretched to begin with, but the Dr. Moreau images just make it ghastly and frightening.

I mean, what do they do for gravy on the isle of Dr. Moreau? Like, what's in the dressing? Do they cook giblets or experiment with them 'n shit?

Thanks Mark. Now I'm all fucked up for planning thanksgiving dinner now. I'mma have to get muhfukas Popeye's Chicken 'n shit.

bwahahaha, sorry, bruh, you guys got me in tears!

[ngeso]

i wonder what other three animal stuffing combination we could come up with, hmmmm....

I understand there are a number of popular variations:

* Gooducken (with goose)
* Osturducken (with ostrich)
* Turduckencorpheail (with cornish game hen, pheasant & quail)
* Turgooponducheasanishuail (Turduckencorphail w/extra goose & capon)
* Turgooponducheasnishuaichuffguihagaga (extra pork, beef and frogs legs)
* Turgoduckmaguikenantidgeonck (a ten-bird-roast comprising of turkey, goose, duck, mallard, guineafowl, chicken, pheasant, partridge, pigeon & woodcock)
* Osturduckencorpheail
* Tofucken (a vegan alternative made of Tofu-based turkey- duck- and chicken substitutes; also known as the Tofurkey)
* Tofuckenfunny (Tofurkey with chicken, fish & rabbit)
* Turdbutt (pork shoulder in duck in turkey)
* Hotchken (the poor man's Turducken: a hot dog stuffed inside a chicken)

[OneMasterMixer]

I understand there are a number of popular variations:

* Gooducken (with goose)
* Osturducken (with ostrich)
* Turduckencorpheail (with cornish game henn pheasant & quail)
* Turgooponducheasanishuail (Turduckencorphail w/extra goose & capon)
* Turgooponducheasnishuaichuffguihagaga (extra pork, beef and frogs legs)
* Turgoduckmaguikenantidgeonck (a ten-bird-roast comprising of turkey, goose, duck, mallard, guineafowl, chicken, pheasant, partridge, pigeon & woodcock)
* Osturduckencorpheail
* Tofucken (a vegan alternative made of Tofu-based turkey- duck- and chicken substitutes; also known as the Tofurky)
* Tofuckenfunny (Tofurkey with chicken, fish & rabbit)
* Turdbutt (pork shoulder in duck in turkey)
* Hotchken (the poor man's Turducken: a hot dog stuffed inside a chicken)

[DaveR]

* Hotchken (the poor man's Turducken: a hot dog stuffed inside a chicken)

[Elbert Phillips]

Agreed.

AMERICANS HAVE TOO MUCH GODDAMNED FOOD.

Obesity kills.

[ngeso]

I understand there are a number of popular variations:

* Gooducken (with goose)
* Osturducken (with ostrich)
* Turduckencorpheail (with cornish game hen, pheasant & quail)
* Turgooponducheasanishuail (Turduckencorphail w/extra goose & capon)
* Turgooponducheasnishuaichuffguihagaga (extra pork, beef and frogs legs)
* Turgoduckmaguikenantidgeonck (a ten-bird-roast comprising of turkey, goose, duck, mallard, guineafowl, chicken, pheasant, partridge, pigeon & woodcock)
* Osturduckencorpheail
* Tofucken (a vegan alternative made of Tofu-based turkey- duck- and chicken substitutes; also known as the Tofurkey)
* Tofuckenfunny (Tofurkey with chicken, fish & rabbit)
* Turdbutt (pork shoulder in duck in turkey)
* Hotchken (the poor man's Turducken: a hot dog stuffed inside a chicken)

And then there is the dream...........



















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[OneMasterMixer]

And then there is the dream...........








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"Thats Racist"

[ngeso]

"Thats Racist"

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[SuzanneT]

hahahaaa!!! dude! don't do that when i'm chewing carrots! this is like some shit from the kitchen of dr. moreau

I amfucking hyperventilating!

[mhd]

I amfucking hyperventilating!

c'mon admit it, isn't there something dirty about stuffing a thing into a thing into another thing? weren't you just a little disgusted - and aroused - the first time you saw double penetration? i mean, who comes up with this stuff?