NOW YOU ARE REALLY FROM JERSEY IF...
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>1. YOU REMEMBER THE ZANZIBAR, SENSATIONS, CLUB 88, SCANDALS, SIRRICHARDS,
>COSMOS, MIRAGE, BIRCH HILL, PEPPERMINT LOUNGE, MARLOWs, GREGORY'S, PHAROAH'S, ZANTE'S BOGIES, AMBIANCE, SHADOWS, CLUB AMERICA, 20GRAND, & PARADISIO.
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>2. YOU ROCKED A QUARTERVILLE
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>3. YOU CUT CLASS TO GO TO NYC
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>4. YOU REMEMBER THE TOWN RIVALRIES (SHABAZZ VS WEEQHAIC, NWK VS.PLAINFIELD, FRANKLIN VS NEWBRUNSWICK, IRVINGTON VS. E.O.)
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>5. CALLING EACH OTHER "FAM"
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>6. 3 FOR $10 LONG WHITE TEE'S DOWN TO THE KNEES (FREESTYLES)
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>7. TIMS AND GORES ARE OUR TRADEMARK FOOTWEAR
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>8. BUYING THE ILLEST FITTED HATS ON BRANFORD PLACE
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>9. THE UNION FLEA MARKET (NOW HOME DEPOT)
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>10. ROUTE 1 FLEA MARKET IN NEW BRUNSWICK (NOW LOEW'S CINEMA)
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>11. ESSEX CATHOLIC AND JACK & JILL PARTIES, YOU REMEMBER WHEN PETTY'S WAS OPEN 24 HOURS
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>12. YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO KNEW RED, TREACH, LATIFAH OR LAUREN-YOU WORE JELLY SHOES AND TUBE TOPS
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>13. LATE NIGHT HITS AT THE LOOP OR WEEQUAHIC PARK
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>14. ADDIDAS FORUMS
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>15. "SHOT OUT" IS OUR WORD
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>16. YOU KNOW E.O. IS WHERE THE MOST JAMAICAN'S RESIDE AND THE USLIMS RESIDE IN NEWARK
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>17. A CHICKEN SHACK AT THE HALAL- TWIN CITY ROLLER RINK
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>18. SKATE 22, BRANCH BROOK OR EDISON
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>19. EVERYBODY HAD A CHICK FROM HILLSIDE, IRVINGTON, SOUTH ORANGE, E.O.,VAUXHALL OR
>MONTCLAIR KNOWING ALL THEM GIRLS KNEW EACH OTHER
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>20. SOUTH MOUNTAIN, MOTHER'S DAY BIKE BLESSING OR ASBURY IN THE SUMMER
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>21. HIGH SCHOOL STOP SHOWS (Q-DOGGS PYT, DOP, KUDOS, SIGMAS, HO-DOGGS)YOU'VE BEEN IN THE DONUT SHOP ON THE CORNER OF BROAD AND MARKETBECAUSE YOU HAD NO CHOICE, NOT TO BUY DONUTS
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>22. PATENT DANCES: STOLEN CAR, MORTAL COMBAT, CHADWICK CHICKEN, LOCKINGIT UP
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>23. YOU KNOW SOMEONE NAMED AL TARIQ OR LIL HAK-YOU REMEMBER THE "CHOCK FULL O NUTS" ON BROAD STREET
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>24. YOU WERE MAD WHEN YOU SAW NJ DRIVE
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>25. YOU KNEW SOME OF " BELLY" WAS FILMED IN NJ
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>26. YOU PLAYED BALL AT THE HOLE
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>27. YOU KNOW WHERE OR HEARD OF PRINCE STREET PROJECTS
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>28. YOU KNEW IT WAS NOTHING TO DO ANYMORE, SO YOU CHILLED IN NYC
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>29. YOU KNOW THAT LIGHT SKINNED CAT WITH THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS JERSEYWHO IS ALWAYS HANDING OUT THOSE DAMN FLYERS
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>30. YOU ALWAYS SEE SOMEONE FROM NJ AT AN EVENT ELSEWHERE
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>31. YOU WITNESSED A STOLEN CAR CHASE
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>32. CALLING SOMEONE "OC" OR "AQUIE"
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>33.TAKING THE "66" DOWNTOWN TAKING THE "118" TO NEW YORK WAITING FOR THE 13 OR 14 IN FRONT OF MCCRORY'S DOWNTOWN-YOU KNOW HEAVEN ON EARTH TO BE A CLOTHING STORE.-YOU KNOW THAT RIO ROMA WAS A SHOE STORE
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>34. KNOW WHAT IS REFERRED TO AS "DOWN THE HILL", "HOOTAVILLE", "LITTLEBRICKS"
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>35. WHEN YOU THINK EVERYONE ELSE'S STATE IS COUNTRY-THE BRANFORD MOVIE THEATER
>AND WATCHING FOR RATS-THE ADAMS MOVIE THEATER AND WATCHING FOR BIGGER RATS
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>36. GOING TO RED LOBSTER WITH THE OTHER BLACK FOLK-YOU KNOW THAT CARUSO'S WAS NEAR THE WATERFRONT
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>37. WHEN YOU THINK ANYTHING BEFORE EXIT 11 ON THE TURNPIKE IS SOUTHJERSEY
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>38. WHEN YOU REMEMBER BLUE LISCENSE PLATES
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>39. WHEN YOU REMEMBER THE ADDING OF 973, 732 AREA CODES TO 201 AND 908-YOU HAD TO WEAR BLUE GYM SUITS
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>40. WHEN YOU PRONOUNCE GREAT ADVENTURE AS GREATED VENTURES
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>41. WHEN YOU KNOW WHO MAYOR SHARP JAMES IS OR HOW MAYOR GIBSON SCREWEDUP NEWARK BECAUSE HE WAS MAYOR FOR 100 YEARS.
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>42 WHEN YOU REMEMBER GOING TO THE LIVINGSTON MALL BEFORE SHORT HILLS
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>43. GARDEN STATE BOWLING ALLEY
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>44. THE DOLLAR SHOE OUTLET (YOU ALL KNOW THIS ONE, DON'T FRONT!)
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>45. GOING TO V.I.M. TO GET THOSE AJ'S AND BK'S (BRITISH KNIGHTS)
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>46. KNOWING THAT A RAP ACT FROM OUTTA STATE WAS SURE TO HAVE THEIR SHOWSTOPPED EARLY ONLY TO GET HAULED OFF ON A STRETCHER
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>47. SHOPPING AT BAMBURGERS DOWNTOWNSHOPPING AT HAYNES DOWNTOWNSHOPPING AT KLEINS DOWNTOWN
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>48. SHOPPING AT JAY CEE'S
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>49. WHITE CASTLES AFTER THE CLUB
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>50. YOU KNOW THAT THE GIANTS AND JETS ARE THE NJ GIANTS AND THE NJ JETS- YOU KNOW WHERE AQUARIUS USED TO ON CHANCELLOR AVE
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>51. YOU KNOW THAT SHAQ, BILL BELLAMY, QUEEN LATIFAH, AND LAUREN HILL ARE FROM NEWARK
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>54. NOT PAYING THE TOLL ON THE PARKWAY ON YOUR WAY TO EAST ORANGE (EXIT144& 145)
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>55.WHEN GINOS WAS ON ELIZABETH AVE NEXT TO THE HESS STATION-WHEN THERE WAS A RATED X MOVIE
>THEATER ON ELIZABETH AVE-THE "LITTLE THEATER" ON BROAD ST. (IS IT STILL THERE?)
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>56 YOU KNOW THAT THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO CALL IT JOISEY ARE FROM NEW JERSEY OR TEXAS, WE CALL IT JERSEE
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>57. WHEN YOU REMEMBER "FUN FAIR" ON ELIZABETH AVENUE PAST THE BRIDGE
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>58. YOU KNOW THAT IT IS CALLED GREAT ADVENTURES NOT SIX FLAGS
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>59. YOU START PLANNING FOR MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND IN FEBRUARY
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>60. YOU'VE ORDERED A HARD ROLL WITH BUTTER FOR BREAKFAST
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>61. YOU HATE NEW YORK DRIVERS
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>62. YOU KNOW THE WAY TO SEASIDE HEIGHTS SINCE YOU WERE SEVEN YEARS OLD
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>63. YOU HAVE EATEN AT A CHICKEN SHACK WHEN YOU WERE HIGH OR DRUNK AT 3AM
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>64. YOU REMEMBER THE TWO GUYS DEPARTMENT STORE-YOU REMEMBER WHEN COPS WASN'T HAVING NO SH%T IN IRVINGTON-THE CHINESE RESTARANT "LEE-TOY" ON CHANCELLOR AVENUE
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>65. YOU KNOW THAT THE STATE ISN'T ONE BIG OLD REFINERY
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>66. YOU KNOW THAT THE STATE ISN'T ONE BIG FARM
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>67. THE NEW JERSEY TURNPIKE DOES NOT FREAK YOU OUT AT NIGHT AND YOU ARE USED TO THE SMELL AROUND EXIT 12 AND 13
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>68. YOU KNOW THAT THE TOLL ROAD TO THE SHORE IS THE PARKWAY AND NOT THE GARDEN STATE HIGHWAY
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>69. EVEN YOUR SCHOOL MADE GOOD ITALIAN SUBS
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>70. YOU KNOW THAT WAWA, QUICK CHECK, 7-11 AND KRAUZERS ARE CONVENIENCESTORES
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>71. AT LEAST ONE MAJOR HIGHWAY IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION AT ALL TIMES
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>72. OUR TAX DOLLARS ARE ALWAYS AT WORK AND WE NEVER SEE THE RESULTS
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>73. YOU KNOW HOW TO PROPERLY NEGOTIATE A CIRCLE
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>74. YOU KNOW WHAT A JUGHANDLE IS
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>75 YOU KNOW THAT THE LAST TWO STATEMENTS RELATE TO DRIVING
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>76. YOU LIVE WITHIN 30 MINUTES OF AT LEAST 3
>DIFFERENT MALLS
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>77. YOU KNOW WHERE JIMMY HOFFA IS BURIED
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>78. YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW HAS BEEN SERIOUSLY INJURED AT ACTION PARK
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>79. YOU HAVE GOTTEN ON THE WRONG HIGHWAY TRYING TO GET OUT OFWOODBRIDGE CENTER MALL
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>80 AND FINALLY...YOU HAVE NEVER PUMPED YOUR OWN GAS!!____PASS THIS ALONG TO THOSE YOU KNOWWWW CAN RELATE-AAAHHHH- THE GOOD OLE DAYS!!!
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