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    Caption this

    (\_/) "Recognizeth an attention
    (O.-)whore when thou doth sees
    (___) it, and then ignoreth its ass" - SuzanneT 1:1

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    My damn titties aint that big are they??????????????..............
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuzanneT View Post
    Who dat bitch lookin' at my man?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuzanneT View Post
    "That ain't paisley..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuzanneT View Post
    i'm so fab i just have to eat myself.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuzanneT View Post
    "dat bitch ain't all dat!!!"
    "...wait a minute, hold up!...you mean I can get da dick without da ignorant mutherfucka attached!?...hell! I'll take two!!!"
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    'I mean, shit, you can't hate on ass n titties music.' - D J 1 3 8

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuzanneT View Post
    Her thoughts:

    ("...why this mowfqr in such a hurry to cut my ass?....and I done fked 'round and married his ass....sh:t!!...")
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daniel, Grand Duke of Stony Island View Post
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    Pure vexation on her face, so much that the cake looks happier than she...
    Maybe she's(bride) feeling upstaged.
    This music was made for stompin!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuzanneT View Post
    Bride: ..."Cake-me" lookin' a gotdam mess! ...front of that dress lookin' like a gotdam escalator!"
    Groom: I'm finna marry a woman that needs a cake likeness of herself at our wedding. Don't pity me. I deserve this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuzanneT View Post
    1. Wedding = $1000
    2. Tuxedo, Dress, and Flowers = $2000
    3. Reception Hall = $8000
    4. Buying a life size cake to ease your way out cuz she told you on wedding night you was eatin her snatch, but didn't specify "her" snatch = Priceless!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by upliftdisco365 View Post
    Bride: ..."Cake-me" lookin' a gotdam mess! ...front of that dress lookin' like a gotdam escalator!"
    Groom: I'm finna marry a woman that needs a cake likeness of herself at our wedding. Don't pity me. I deserve this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuzanneT View Post
    "Practice"

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    Caption deez...
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    Quote Originally Posted by suzannet View Post
    cnn breaking news - Husband cuts up wife, and feeds her to guests at wedding reception.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wiz247 View Post
    Pure vexation on her face, so much that the cake looks happier than she...
    Maybe she's(bride) feeling upstaged.
    she's vexed cause the cake looks more like Phyllis Hyman Cherry in drag than the wife. Ole boy's is on the D/L!

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    Quote Originally Posted by noone View Post
    she's vexed cause the cake looks more like Phyllis Hyman Cherry in drag than the wife. Ole boy's is on the D/L!

    PHC is going to snatch the wig of your scalp for saying that...lol
    This music was made for stompin!

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    "Hmmm... should I cut the cake or this ugly ET lookin mofo I just married?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuzanneT View Post
    shit thats the only way i can get him to eat me!
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