More wackiness from Jacko/Vanity Fair

[P-Flipp]

Just when you thought there was nothing left to learn about Michael Jackson, there comes a magazine article that unearths a nugget that Martin Bashir somehow missed in eight months of filming the King of Pop for his TV documentary. According to an article in the new issue of Vanity Fair, Jackson hired a West African shaman three years ago to put a voodoo curse on Steven Spielberg, David Geffen, and 23 other enemies that was supposed to kill them within a week.

The Malian witch doctor, named Baba, reportedly slaughtered 42 cows and had Jackson bathe in sheep's blood to seal the hex. Jackson paid Baba $150,000 for his services, which apparently should have come with a money-back guarantee. For his part, Spielberg says he doesn't know what Jackson has against him; the director and the singer have rarely met. ''This is bizarre, but what else is new?,'' a Spielberg spokesman told the New York Daily News.

The Vanity Fair article also corroborates earlier reports of other Jackson oddities. For instance, it reports that the tip of Jackson's nose really is a prosthesis; without it, says one person who's seen the fake schnozz, he would look like ''a mummy with two nostril holes.'' Also, as revealed in earlier reports, the court papers from onetime business manager Myung Ho Lee's current breach-of-contract suit indicate that Jackson spends lavishly, beyond his means, and owes hundreds of millions of dollars in debt, mostly to his label, Sony, which may foreclose on Jackson's share of the Beatles' song rights (half-owned by Sony) in order to collect. And a member of the Los Angeles district attorney's office tells Vanity Fair that Jackson paid for the silence of not one but at least 10 pre-pubescent boys, whom Jackson would replace annually, à la Menudo, ''as soon as they started sprouting whiskers.'' Contacted by the Daily News, Jackson's camp declined to comment on the story.
(Posted:03/04/03)

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[Martin Red]

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[richierich]

Enough about Michael already. Why do you think that there is all of a sudeen this constant reporting of all things that he does? Because he has angered someone with power and that's how it goes. Let me know when he puts out an album worth buying. I could care less about his personal life. No attack or disrespect to you at all but that's what is wanted now a Michael smear campaign. The same forces that are against him are the same one that were holding his nuts not that long ago. Who knows he could even be in on
it just to keep his name on peoples minds intil he drops another album. For entertainers any publicity is good publicity. Like I said this no disrespect to you or your post.
Peace

[ March 05, 2003, 01:42 PM: Message edited by: richierich ]

['Magic' Juan]

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[Fletch]

Gotta say it:

Last time I checked, Speilberg and Geffen still had their money, still had their teefies, and Tommy Mottola had a nice firing/send off package from Sony.

[JMJ]

Originally posted by richierich:
Enough about Michael already. Why do you think that there is all of a sudeen this constant reporting of all things that he does? Because he has angered someone with power and that's how it goes. Let me know when he puts out an album worth buying. I could care less about his personal life. No attack or disrespect to you at all but that's what is wanted now a Michael smear campaign. The same forces that are against him are the same one that were holding his nuts not that long ago. Who knows he could even be in on
it just to keep his name on peoples minds intil he drops another album. For entertainers any publicity is good publicity. Like I said this no disrespect to you or your post.
Peace

I hate when the media writes negative stuff about O.J. too. Always looking to make him look bad. What a shame. Has he found the real killer yet??......JMJ

[And]

Originally posted by JMJ:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by richierich:
Enough about Michael already. Why do you think that there is all of a sudeen this constant reporting of all things that he does? Because he has angered someone with power and that's how it goes. Let me know when he puts out an album worth buying. I could care less about his personal life. No attack or disrespect to you at all but that's what is wanted now a Michael smear campaign. The same forces that are against him are the same one that were holding his nuts not that long ago. Who knows he could even be in on
it just to keep his name on peoples minds intil he drops another album. For entertainers any publicity is good publicity. Like I said this no disrespect to you or your post.
Peace

I hate when the media writes negative stuff about O.J. too. Always looking to make him look bad. What a shame. Has he found the real killer yet??......JMJ </font>[/QUOTE]and your point with this is?

[JMJ]

Originally posted by 6 23:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by richierich:
Enough about Michael already. Why do you think that there is all of a sudeen this constant reporting of all things that he does? Because he has angered someone with power and that's how it goes. Let me know when he puts out an album worth buying. I could care less about his personal life. No attack or disrespect to you at all but that's what is wanted now a Michael smear campaign. The same forces that are against him are the same one that were holding his nuts not that long ago. Who knows he could even be in on
it just to keep his name on peoples minds intil he drops another album. For entertainers any publicity is good publicity. Like I said this no disrespect to you or your post.
Peace

I hate when the media writes negative stuff about O.J. too. Always looking to make him look bad. What a shame. Has he found the real killer yet??......JMJ </font>[/QUOTE]and your point with this is? </font>[/QUOTE]Lighten up. I loved those Hertz commercials......JMJ ;)

[And]

and I love Orange Juice ...
Not from concentrate, most pulp. [img]graemlins/tongueout.gif[/img]

[Bold Soul]

Whatever Rich. As if anything can make him look any worse...

Fuck Michael Jackson. He should've put a curse on his parents for fucking him up.

[Bill Blake]

Originally posted by Danny Gardner:
Whatever Rich. As if anything can make him look any worse...

Fuck Michael Jackson. He should've put a curse on his parents for fucking him up.

Yo and one on his platic surgen to boot!

[JMJ]

Originally posted by 6 23:
and I love Orange Juice ...
Not from concentrate, most pulp. [img]graemlins/tongueout.gif[/img]

Tropicana Pure Premium is excellent, but this is my favorite:



Yummmmmmm........JMJ :D