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    "s/he sucked the life out the party"

    I'm sure many of you have heard this about a fellow DJ. Wonder does the DJ that committed the crime know that did it? Bet they thought they banged it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by VEESTER View Post
    I'm sure many of you have heard this about a fellow DJ. Wonder does the DJ that committed the crime know that did it? Bet they thought they banged it!
    Sometimes,those jocks aren't really ready to play out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jamie 3:26 View Post
    Sometimes,those jocks aren't really ready to play out.
    See!!! I still shoulda got some t-shirts made wit "Friends don't let friends mix"
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    Quote Originally Posted by veester View Post
    see!!! I still shoulda got some t-shirts made wit "friends don't let friends mix"

    ^bwuhahahahahahaha!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jamie 3:26 View Post
    Sometimes,those jocks aren't really ready to play out.
    And other times, it's the "real" DJs--who regularly do play out and therefore should know better--who suck and should be sent packing. Maybe we should bring back booing and sitting on the dancefloor as protest tactics to let these mopes know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Discogoddess View Post
    And other times, it's the "real" DJs--who regularly do play out and therefore should know better--who suck and should be sent packing. Maybe we should bring back booing and sitting on the dancefloor as protest tactics to let these mopes know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Discogoddess View Post
    And other times, it's the "real" DJs--who regularly do play out and therefore should know better--who suck and should be sent packing. Maybe we should bring back booing and sitting on the dancefloor as protest tactics to let these mopes know.
    Very true....

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    i don't know why booing would ever stop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Discogoddess View Post
    And other times, it's the "real" DJs--who regularly do play out and therefore should know better--who suck and should be sent packing. Maybe we should bring back booing and sitting on the dancefloor as protest tactics to let these mopes know.
    Thank you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coach Biskit View Post
    Cue KBig in 3,2,1........
    U got JOKES B!!!!

    jes be glad in allllll the 20+ yrs I have known you ... I didnt do that to U!


    shiiiid I used to read a newspaper in the middle of the flo'
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    I knew some folks who would jump rope in the party,if the dj was wack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jamie 3:26 View Post
    I knew some folks who would jump rope in the party,if the dj was wack.
    I used to sit in the middle of the floor... drink my corona or read a newspaper


    The children @ the Last Stop would throw tomatoes and/or shoes!


    I miss those days....


    Some of yall need to be "sat upon"
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    Quote Originally Posted by KBig View Post


    Some of yall need to be "sat upon"
    depends on who's doing the sitting- sat......
    just warhol it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by KBig View Post
    U got JOKES B!!!!

    jes be glad in allllll the 20+ yrs I have known you ... I didnt do that to U!


    shiiiid I used to read a newspaper in the middle of the flo'
    tha's my classy Twiz!!! **shakes head** baby I woulda gag seeing you readin' a paper in the middle of the floor! damn if that don't say "you suck! get off" then I don't know what does! I have heard of some of da kidz laying of da floor like they takin' a nap but never seen it. **gags**
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    Quote Originally Posted by Discogoddess View Post
    And other times, it's the "real" DJs--who regularly do play out and therefore should know better--who suck and should be sent packing. Maybe we should bring back booing and sitting on the dancefloor as protest tactics to let these mopes know.
    or get like The Sandman from The Apollo and snatch dat azz off da tables and put somebody up there that know what they doing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VEESTER View Post
    or get like The Sandman from The Apollo and snatch dat azz off da tables and put somebody up there that know what they doing.
    The hardest thing for a jock to do...get the fuck off the box,when ya ain't feelin it.I've done it..and the times when I should've done it and I didn't...I sucked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jamie 3:26 View Post
    The hardest thing for a jock to do...get the fuck off the box,when ya ain't feelin it.I've done it..and the times when I should've done it and I didn't...I sucked.
    thanks for sharing that Jamers!
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    Quote Originally Posted by VEESTER View Post
    tha's my classy Twiz!!! **shakes head** baby I woulda gag seeing you readin' a paper in the middle of the floor! damn if that don't say "you suck! get off" then I don't know what does! I have heard of some of da kidz laying of da floor like they takin' a nap but never seen it. **gags**
    Years before I had met her, I had seen her sit on the floor cross-legged, shaking her head and giving the DJ the pewww face (holding her nose).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Discogoddess View Post
    And other times, it's the "real" DJs--who regularly do play out and therefore should know better--who suck and should be sent packing. Maybe we should bring back booing and sitting on the dancefloor as protest tactics to let these mopes know.
    i've sat on the floor in protest before - mainly at parties 'back in the day' where I was expecting disco and got vulgar, bitch-laden juke 'music' instead -

    now, folks are more likely to leave the floor to get a drink - which is positive reinforcement on bs. hard call on how to correct this - other than taking it to the source (i.e. the promoter)
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    Back in the Day, I remember seeing/hearing a group of "The Children" just start singing something else (other than what was playing) on the dance floor in a circle, and just start jamming to the song they wanted to hear. They would start out singing the sound system. Now if THAT dosent let a dj know he/she sucks........
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    yeah you can't sit on the floor in a bar/club anymore. Security will come tell you to get up.
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    Pevan?

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    almost the same shit I was saying in this topic, and then the peanut gallery came in with kumbahyah dumbshit:

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