A drunk is staggering down the beach, broke and desperate for more liquor. He sees a bottle and runs over to it, hoping to find sumpthin to swig up in there, but when he shakes it, alas, it is empty. He opens it just to be sure, and kind of cleans it off with his hands (it's obviously washed up from somewhere) and BAM! out pops a genie.
"You have freed me from the bottle, so I shall grant you three wishes," says the genie.
The drunk has hit paydirt! "Hmmmmm, for my first wish, I'd like a bottle of wine that's never empty."
The genie says, "so it shall be!" And like magic, the bottle in the man's hands is filled with the most delicious wine he's ever tasted. He drinks the entire bottle, but as soon as he swallows the last gulp, the bottle is full again!
He turns to the genie and says "this is good shit!" as he continues to gulp down the nectar.
The genie responds "you have two more wishes ... you can have anything you possibly want. But you better hurry up 'cause I've been in that bottle for centuries, and I'm horny and wanna go find me some booty."
So the drunk, busy gulping down more wine from the bottle, says "oh...yeah...right. Two more wishes, huh? Well, this shit is so good, just give me two more bottles just like this one!"
[ June 14, 2003, 09:22 PM: Message edited by: JMNYC ]
"MAY YOU LIVE AS LONG AS YOU WANT, BUT NEVER WANT AS LONG AS YOU LIVE. MAY YOU LIVE TO BE 100, & ME 100 BUT MINUS A DAY, SO THAT I'LL KNOW THAT NICE PEOPLE LIKE YOU, HAVE PASSED MY WAY. AND REMEMBER, WHEN FRANKIE CROCKER ISN'T ON YOUR RADIO, YOUR RADIO JUST ISN'T REALLY ON."