If you could be 100% selfish...

**darrow** · 06-13-2003, 01:48 PM

What would you wish for?

I happened to catch an episode of I Dream of Jeanie (no laughing or smart comments please) last weekend I think and started wondering what I really WOULD wish for if had the chance and didn't have to be all "I-wish-for-world-peace-an-end-to-hunger-and-happiness-for-everyone!"

I'm still thinkin about my wish.

**SHEIK YERBOUTI** · 06-13-2003, 01:49 PM

A million, billion, gazillion more wishes!

Then I could get some stuff done. ;)

**rob gregory** · 06-13-2003, 01:49 PM

Peace.

An unlimited amount of wishes.

**'Magic' Juan** · 06-13-2003, 02:09 PM

#1 All the obscure records I have been hunting for.

#2 Money, money, money.

#3 Honey, honey, honey (ya'll know what I mean).

magic_juan [img]graemlins/conf44.gif[/img]

**darrow** · 06-13-2003, 02:17 PM

Here's two choices. I'm not sure which I like more.

* To know the answer to any question posed to me. I guess that's infinite knowledge?

* To have magical powers that allowed me to do whatever I wanted. (aaahh..the joy of snapping my fingers and having a plate of freshly-baked chocolate chip cookies appear before me)

**JR JAM** · 06-13-2003, 02:25 PM

Originally posted by darrow:
Here's two choices. I'm not sure which I like more.

* To know the answer to any question posed to me. I guess that's infinite knowledge?

* To have magical powers that allowed me to do whatever I wanted. (aaahh..the joy of snapping my fingers and having a plate of freshly-baked chocolate chip cookies appear before me)

**The Good Reverend Rollo Goodlove** · 06-13-2003, 02:36 PM

Lot's of money for me and my loved ones. Barbara Edan(Sp) was hot.

**And** · 06-13-2003, 03:17 PM

I'm liking the magical powers bit Darrow.
That one wish alone would take care of whatever else I wanted/needed.

**darrow** · 06-13-2003, 03:19 PM

Originally posted by 6 23:
I'm liking the magical powers bit Darrow.
That one wish alone would take care of whatever else I wanted/needed.

ahhh..but what about the ability to know all answers? think about it...you could respond to any question on dhp with ease.

have a good weekend.

AD · 06-13-2003, 04:06 PM

Originally posted by PhoreAyem:
Peace.

An unlimited amount of wishes.

This is the correct answer. [img]graemlins/cool_shades.gif[/img]

**Wild i** · 06-13-2003, 04:30 PM

Money with which to do some good.

For people not to be so selfish.

The end of hate and hunger.

**JMNYC** · 06-14-2003, 07:45 PM

A drunk is staggering down the beach, broke and desperate for more liquor. He sees a bottle and runs over to it, hoping to find sumpthin to swig up in there, but when he shakes it, alas, it is empty. He opens it just to be sure, and kind of cleans it off with his hands (it's obviously washed up from somewhere) and BAM! out pops a genie.

"You have freed me from the bottle, so I shall grant you three wishes," says the genie.

The drunk has hit paydirt! "Hmmmmm, for my first wish, I'd like a bottle of wine that's never empty."

The genie says, "so it shall be!" And like magic, the bottle in the man's hands is filled with the most delicious wine he's ever tasted. He drinks the entire bottle, but as soon as he swallows the last gulp, the bottle is full again!

He turns to the genie and says "this is good shit!" as he continues to gulp down the nectar.

The genie responds "you have two more wishes ... you can have anything you possibly want. But you better hurry up 'cause I've been in that bottle for centuries, and I'm horny and wanna go find me some booty."

So the drunk, busy gulping down more wine from the bottle, says "oh...yeah...right. Two more wishes, huh? Well, this shit is so good, just give me two more bottles just like this one!"

[ June 14, 2003, 09:22 PM: Message edited by: JMNYC ]

**Wild i** · 06-15-2003, 04:43 AM

For the folks wishing for the ability to have "whatever they want," do you realize that life has no value without work? If you could just snap your fingers and instantly have fame, fortune, solitude, obscurity, cars, houses, mates -- why would you bother to live. You'd be so bored, you'd soon wish for an end to it.

Yeah I know a lot of you will say, "Oh no, not me!" But think of all the people who won the lottery who now wish they could give the money back. Statistics show that within a year of hitting the lotto for a million or more, most people go back to work. They may not go back to the same job. They may start the business they always wanted, but most of them go back to work.

Be careful what you wish for...

**darrow** · 06-15-2003, 02:16 PM

Originally posted by Wild i:
For the folks wishing for the ability to have "whatever they want," do you realize that life has no value without work? If you could just snap your fingers and instantly have fame, fortune, solitude, obscurity, cars, houses, mates -- why would you bother to live. You'd be so bored, you'd soon wish for an end to it.

Yeah I know a lot of you will say, "Oh no, not me!" But think of all the people who won the lottery who now wish they could give the money back. Statistics show that within a year of hitting the lotto for a million or more, most people go back to work. They may not go back to the same job. They may start the business they always wanted, but most of them go back to work.

Be careful what you wish for...

hmm...you may have taken my question a lot more seriously than necessary. It was just supposed to be a fun post. [img]smile.gif[/img]

**the crackhouse** · 06-16-2003, 02:15 AM

#1 - that electricity, food and fresh water be available to any human being

#2 - that nobody will die from a disease or accident, but by getting older

#3 - to have 3 new wishes in 10 years, so if I have new ideas...

**TEK** · 06-16-2003, 05:07 AM

A set of technics 1210's - I now spend my money on making sure my family has a nice life and want for nothing, I never got round to buying the illusive 1210's and now theres always something more that requires my hard earned cash. Somethings are more important than turntables - I have to make do with my numarks which you constantly have to battle to keep in pitch. It would be nice to own something I've wanted for many years but my family is more important.

**Monny JcIntosh** · 06-16-2003, 07:15 AM

Right now what I most want is a flat just like the one I'm in right now, where I can bring my cat, because I have to move.

RX · 06-16-2003, 07:21 AM

i wish everyone in the world loved themselves...i guess we'd all be harmonious and boring then, eh?

**Red D** · 06-16-2003, 08:04 AM

People, Darrow asked us to be 100% selfish, so to hell with all the peace and food for all stuff, I want to have the winning babe of a national Miss contest in my bed every night, changing countries at least three times a month, and before sex she should give me a record of my wants lists and say: "please let me give you head while you play that record"...now THAT'S being selfish [img]biggrinangel.gif[/img]

Evil D...

**darrow** · 06-16-2003, 08:11 AM

Originally posted by Red D:
People, Darrow asked us to be 100% selfish, so to hell with all the peace and food for all stuff, I want to have the winning babe of a national Miss contest in my bed every night, changing countries at least three times a month, and before sex she should give me a record of my wants lists and say: "please let me give you head while you play that record"...now THAT'S being selfish [img]biggrinangel.gif[/img]

Evil D...

[img]graemlins/OLA.gif[/img]

**Koffy Brown** · 06-16-2003, 08:12 AM

well since I'm being selfish...

the wish to snap my fingers and everything I want would appear...and some of those things would be...

a fly crib in Miami, NY, London, Italy, Spain,Africa, Asia, Austraila, Paris...so on and so forth

every pair of shoes I always wanted but couldn't afford....

and if I have shoes I'd have to have clothes...

beautiful men to feed me, bathe me, drive me around, massage me, clean for me, cook for me, run errands...so on so forth [img]graemlins/rofl.gif[/img]

not to age beyond 30

sons to be grown up and out the house...

never to have to work again...

I could go on and on... :D

**darrow** · 06-16-2003, 08:13 AM

Originally posted by JMNYC:
A drunk is staggering down the beach, broke and desperate for more liquor. He sees a bottle and runs over to it, hoping to find sumpthin to swig up in there, but when he shakes it, alas, it is empty. He opens it just to be sure, and kind of cleans it off with his hands (it's obviously washed up from somewhere) and BAM! out pops a genie.

"You have freed me from the bottle, so I shall grant you three wishes," says the genie.

The drunk has hit paydirt! "Hmmmmm, for my first wish, I'd like a bottle of wine that's never empty."

The genie says, "so it shall be!" And like magic, the bottle in the man's hands is filled with the most delicious wine he's ever tasted. He drinks the entire bottle, but as soon as he swallows the last gulp, the bottle is full again!

He turns to the genie and says "this is good shit!" as he continues to gulp down the nectar.

The genie responds "you have two more wishes ... you can have anything you possibly want. But you better hurry up 'cause I've been in that bottle for centuries, and I'm horny and wanna go find me some booty."

So the drunk, busy gulping down more wine from the bottle, says "oh...yeah...right. Two more wishes, huh? Well, this shit is so good, just give me two more bottles just like this one!"

The sad thing is...I had to think about this punchline for a little longer than necessary. I'll blame it on the fact that I wasn't totally awake at the time.

**TEK** · 06-16-2003, 08:13 AM

Originally posted by Red D:
People, Darrow asked us to be 100% selfish, so to hell with all the peace and food for all stuff, I want to have the winning babe of a national Miss contest in my bed every night, changing countries at least three times a month, and before sex she should give me a record of my wants lists and say: "please let me give you head while you play that record"...now THAT'S being selfish [img]biggrinangel.gif[/img]

Evil D...

I would want this not to happen - now THATS being selfish

**Balactus** · 06-16-2003, 08:18 AM

1. to know kung fu

2. for powers like spider-man

3. to be able to read women's minds.

yeah that would be tight as hell

RX · 06-16-2003, 08:48 AM

Originally posted by TEK:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Red D:
People, Darrow asked us to be 100% selfish, so to hell with all the peace and food for all stuff, I want to have the winning babe of a national Miss contest in my bed every night, changing countries at least three times a month, and before sex she should give me a record of my wants lists and say: "please let me give you head while you play that record"...now THAT'S being selfish [img]biggrinangel.gif[/img]

Evil D...

I would want this not to happen - now THATS being selfish </font>[/QUOTE][img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

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