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    Quote Originally Posted by SuzanneT View Post
    Ask Nay Sayer. I'm guessing he can get a pussy to grow tumbleweeds within about 45 minutes of meeting a woman.
    Actually, I use the Bishop Don Magic Juan method...

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    Quote Originally Posted by kara View Post
    (not to be mean, but just to point out - you sound bitter or angry, but we sound like we're having fun... cuz we are... so, who's this addressed to... who's wishing anything?)
    Just an observation I've made over the years.

    Most women who claim that they're OK with being single are lying through their teeth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nay Sayer View Post
    You did.





    Now I KNOW that I've struck a nerve. You're probably over there boiling.

    Don't worry Baby, it will be ok.

    lol...
    Im single ... not alone.

    Im single with a great active sex life.... not alone


    Im also 4'11 and dont want a man my height.... that doesnt make me bitter that makes me selective

    Im laughing at and in this thread... far from mad....


    so whats you're excuse for being curdled lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrazenMuse View Post
    Why, thank you...**curtsy**

    But u know...not every1 of "us all" is sittin' around wishin' for some1 to stick around. I like bein' able to turn the lock behind'm.
    And I'm sure for good reason...

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    Dude,you have been arguing with a woman for over an hour??Grow some balls and learn that MEN don't go back and forth with women to try and prove a silly ass point.


    If you have a small dick,it's cool.Learn to eat pussy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KBig View Post
    Im single ... not alone.

    Im single with a great active sex life.... not alone


    Im also 4'11 and dont want a man my height.... that doesnt make me bitter that makes me selective
    Selective? So far you've eliminated Verne Troyer, Emmanuel Lewis and Lil Ray. Gary Coleman is dead.

    WTF?......JMJ
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    Ya'll crazy....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nay Sayer View Post
    Actually, I use the Bishop Don Magic Juan method...
    Ah so you pay to play, I gotcha.
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    (___) it, and then ignoreth its ass" - SuzanneT 1:1

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    Quote Originally Posted by KBig View Post
    Im single ... not alone.
    Ok, darlin' - whatever you wish to call it.

    I know how you all like to be creative with the English language and I also realize that what makes sense to you doesn't necessarily have to add up mathmatically.

    I fail to see how a SINGLE person isn't by themself - but - hey, I'm just a stupid man.

    What do I know?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuzanneT View Post
    Ah so you pay to play, I gotcha.
    Err, no.

    I adhere to the first rule in the Player's Handbook...

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    Quote Originally Posted by JMJ View Post
    Selective? So far you've eliminated Verne Troyer, Emmanuel Lewis and Lil Ray. Gary Coleman is dead.

    WTF?......JMJ

    hahahahahahhaha


    said the man over 5'6 and likes/loves Black Women ....

    SKAPOW!!!!!!!!!
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    7 pgs of reading this crap and not one pic of Kara and her height challenged d8

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nay Sayer View Post
    I'm just a stupid man.

    What do I know?
    *SMH* too too easy
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    Single does not mean alone....


    Man'ese.... Single means living with a woman but not married.

    Woman'ese... phuccing who ever and when ever I want ....



    and Nabisco... stop stating the obvious.... we already know you a stupid azz man ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jamie 3:26 View Post
    Dude,you have been arguing with a woman for over an hour??Grow some balls and learn that MEN don't go back and forth with women to try and prove a silly ass point.


    If you have a small dick,it's cool.Learn to eat pussy.
    Jamie, did you just huddle up with the rest of the broads?

    Weak bro. Just weak...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nay Sayer View Post
    Err, no.

    I adhere to the first rule in the Player's Handbook...
    ... Time is money?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nay Sayer View Post
    Jamie, did you just huddle up with the rest of the broads?

    Weak bro. Just weak...

    yanoo you talk like your bootyhole is juicy....

    and when you walks it gushes... like water in a balloon


    dat shyt itches dont it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nay Sayer View Post
    Jamie, did you just huddle up with the rest of the broads?

    Weak bro. Just weak...
    Weak,but over 5'6 with a nice dick and a personality that'll make the Virgin Mary wet for me..

    I'll let you be my man...because I don't argue with men or women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KBig View Post
    Single does not mean alone....
    Yes, just like 1 + 1 doesn't equal 2....

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    Quote Originally Posted by KBig View Post
    hahahahahahhaha


    said the man over 5'6 and likes/loves Black Women ....

    SKAPOW!!!!!!!!!
    I love ALL women. Nobody is ineligible.

    And I'm over 6 feet.....JMJ
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    Quote Originally Posted by kara View Post
    heh heh he does have a brother out west....
    Lucky me will be in LA in the not-so-stant future.

    Genetics says that if you got the short brother...I am a shoe in for the tall one. Goodie, goodie... gum drops.
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    gonna start callin Nabisco "Too Short"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jamie 3:26 View Post
    Weak,but over 5'6 with a nice dick and a personality that'll make the Virgin Mary wet for me..

    I'll let you be my man...because I don't argue with men or women.
    Maybe you should shut your trap and get a clue.

    First, I don't argue with women.

    I impart my knowledge on them.

    Big difference.

    Second, if you're taller than 5'6 - it ain't by much.

    I'm looking down on your sawed off ass...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nay Sayer View Post
    Maybe you should shut your trap and get a clue.

    First, I don't argue with women.

    I impart my knowledge on them.

    Big difference.

    Second, if you're taller than 5'6 - it ain't by much.

    I'm looking down on your sawed off ass...
    Oh my.

    This won't end well.....JMJ
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    This thread has had me in stitches all day.
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