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    Quote Originally Posted by KBig View Post
    stand up in dat booty juice first... witchore old itchy azz
    Sorry baby doll but I'm not trying to please you going thru the back door. However, we can definitely do this foot-to-shoulder style.


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    Quote Originally Posted by KBig View Post
    uh, no. which is why you are chaffed in the 1st place.
    How would you know if I'm chaffed unless you done seen the merchandise?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nay Sayer View Post
    Sorry baby doll but I'm not trying to please you going thru the back door. However, we can definitely do this foot-to-shoulder style.


    moist azz..... lol naw sweetum's I like REAL MEN who love women for the gifts that we are...

    not a curdled mofo .. one step from being Jamie Gum.





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    Get that pussy off the pedestal, KBig. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devant View Post
    Get that pussy off the pedestal, KBig. lol
    hahahahahha

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    Quote Originally Posted by KBig View Post
    moist azz..... lol naw sweetum's I like REAL MEN who love women for the gifts that we are...

    not a curdled mofo .. one step from being Jamie Gum.
    Yes, I'm sure. That's exactly why you have "Real Men" just lined up and down the street to receive some of your "gift".

    "Real Men" who love women aren't the type to grease your ass, stroke your over-developed egos, and tell you exactly what you want to hear.

    A "Real Man" who really loves women would tell you the ugly truth.

    Of course, most broads don't like men who speak the ugly truth.

    You'd rather have your asses greased and your egos stroked.

    That's why as long as there are Hoes, there will always be Pimps.

    But what do I know? I'm just the short curdled man with the moist ass.

    I'm done. You have my permission to get the last word...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nay Sayer View Post
    Yes, I'm sure. That's exactly why you have "Real Men" just lined up and down the street to receive some of your "gift".

    "Real Men" who love women aren't the type to grease your ass, stroke your over-developed egos, and tell you exactly what you want to hear.

    A "Real Man" who really loves women would tell you the ugly truth.

    Of course, most broads don't like men who speak the ugly truth.

    You'd rather have your asses greased and your egos stroked.

    That's why as long as there are Hoes, there will always be Pimps.

    But what do I know? I'm just the short curdled man with the moist ass.

    I'm done. You have my permission to get the last word...
    There are ways to speak the ugly truth to your woman without being an asshole. Food for thought.

    Also, when was the last time you had a girlfriend?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kara View Post
    He had kind eyes. And an accent. Looks indian, sounds british, is kenyan. with greying hair. seriously - besides the height factor, totally sexy.
    And super smart. (went to yale but didnt try to tell me that, I only realized it because he said he'd lived in new haven when I said i was from stamford, ct) That's what cinched it.

    fucking flats. I hate wearing flats. sigh...

    and for all you short women who take our tall men, you suck.
    Ngeso?

    I always thought he was a great guy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devant View Post
    There are ways to speak the ugly truth to your woman without being an asshole. Food for thought.

    Also, when was the last time you had a girlfriend?
    Nice guys finish last.

    Do I have to tell you eveything?

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    Quote Originally Posted by the crackhouse View Post
    Ngeso?

    I always thought he was a great guy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nay Sayer View Post
    Nice guys finish last.

    Do I have to tell you eveything?
    All depends on the kind of finishing we're talking about here ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by the crackhouse View Post
    Ngeso?

    I always thought he was a great guy!

    Idance
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devant View Post
    All depends on the kind of finishing we're talking about here ;)
    The broad who came to my house late @ night got dropped off by a nice guy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nay Sayer View Post
    The broad who came to my house late @ night got dropped off by a nice guy...
    There are ways to be a nice guy without being a sap or a sucker. You don't seem to get that, but that's ok.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TAC View Post
    Damn, I was in at pg.1. Come back and all hell done broke loose!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bkny11203 View Post
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    This thread was fun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KBig View Post
    yanoo you talk like your bootyhole is juicy....

    and when you walks it gushes... like water in a balloon


    dat shyt itches dont it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Myron View Post
    This thread was fun.

    yeah it waz.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devant View Post
    Nay Sayer is the President, VP, and Treasurer of the South Shore Community He Man Woman Hater's Club.
    Did you think of that all by yourself?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KBig View Post
    yeah it waz.
    Yeah, and I still got your award.

    Just come get it whenever you're ready.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Nay Sayer View Post
    Yeah, and I still got your award.

    Just come get it whenever you're ready.


    no thank you I dont like you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kara View Post
    He had kind eyes. And an accent. Looks indian, sounds british, is kenyan. with greying hair. seriously - besides the height factor, totally sexy.
    And super smart. .
    wow, sounds like we could be related

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    Quote Originally Posted by mhd View Post
    wow, sounds like we could be related


    runs >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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    Quote Originally Posted by KBig View Post
    no thank you I dont like you.
    lol....

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