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    Not something I've ever done or would do but maybe dude is just being honest I thought women want honesty

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    GUFFAW!
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    Minor violation of By-Law #6 - Feign ignorance at all times
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    One of my best friends is a woman. We have gone on out many times and I was shocked at some of the bullshit lines that guys have said to her... Leaving the Dating Game one night, there were a group of guys on the motorcycles outside the club. Max and I walking past. Guys yells, "I GOT A MOTORCYCLE..." Really...? Who does that...? lmao
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaBownca View Post
    Not something I've ever done or would do but maybe dude is just being honest I thought women want honesty

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaBownca View Post
    Not something I've ever done or would do but maybe dude is just being honest I thought women want honesty
    That ain't honest, that's lame. Lamosity, lamisiciousness, lamissitude.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuzanneT View Post
    That ain't honest, that's lame. Lamosity, lamisiciousness, lamissitude.
    Everyone can't be me ......maybe dude just doesn't know how to express himself

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaBownca View Post
    Not something I've ever done or would do but maybe dude is just being honest I thought women want honesty
    Honesty for a man who would say that would sound more like:

    "I'm 38, still live with my Moms, work part-time at a grocery store, had my last car repo'd, went & saw Maury filmed live... twice, haven't had a woman in 29.3 months & have decided my best chance at feeling good about myself is to go around trying to offend women I can't possibly have a shot at...."
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    Quote Originally Posted by DeesKo View Post
    Honesty for a man who would say that would sound more like:

    "I'm 38, still live with my Moms, work part-time at a grocery store, had my last car repo'd, went & saw Maury filmed live... twice, haven't had a woman in 29.3 months & have decided my best chance at feeling good about myself is to go around trying to offend women I can't possibly have a shot at...."
    lmao... How about: "I use to work at a record store, but they went out of business... I use to work at a book store, but the internet put them out of business... I use to be a DJ, well that didn't turn out so well either..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by DodgeDanger View Post
    Do you or would you consider it rude if a guy who you met at; wherever, say a bar or party.

    You were kinda feeling him, but maybe not entirely and he asks:

    Can I eat your pussy?

    Just out of the blue............ What would you have to say or think?
    Sooo Dodge when you use this line, what happens? Spill it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BHouse View Post
    lmao... How about: "I use to work at a record store, but they went out of business... I use to work at a book store, but the internet put them out of business... I use to be a DJ, well that didn't turn out so well either..."
    shit, that ain't a loser, that's just an "artistic soul".... ain't nothing wrong with that.

    follow it up with "i only play vinyl" while lighting some nag champa and you might be good to go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeesKo View Post
    Honesty for a man who would say that would sound more like:

    "I'm 38, still live with my Moms, work part-time at a grocery store, had my last car repo'd, went & saw Maury filmed live... twice, haven't had a woman in 29.3 months & have decided my best chance at feeling good about myself is to go around trying to offend women I can't possibly have a shot at...."
    Whay if they're 23-25? I used to hear that on the reg at the hip hop parties I worked.....and unfortunately it was sometimes successful....or at least they left with dude

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeesKo View Post
    shit, that ain't a loser, that's just an "artistic soul".... ain't nothing wrong with that.

    follow it up with "i only play vinyl" while lighting some nag champa and you might be good to go.

    right... lmao.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DeesKo View Post
    Honesty for a man who would say that would sound more like:

    "I'm 38, still live with my Moms, work part-time at a grocery store, had my last car repo'd, went & saw Maury filmed live... twice, haven't had a woman in 29.3 months & have decided my best chance at feeling good about myself is to go around trying to offend women I can't possibly have a shot at...."
    And yet there are guys who are on Death Row who can't open all the mail they receive from ladies who would take them just as they are.

    It's like the Tao, man. It can't be understood. It can only be accepted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuzanneT View Post
    That ain't honest, that's lame. Lamosity, lamisiciousness, lamissitude.
    LMAO!!! May I use?

    Btw, this thread sucks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuzanneT View Post
    Sooo Dodge when you use this line, what happens? Spill it!
    First of all................ I have only used that line once. Many years ago! I have a buddy that uses it all the time and it works about 60% of the time! Hot ass chicks are going for it as well! I just got back from lunch and I talked to Homedude and he said the pussy pick-up goes further than that.

    He said that when he uses it he tells them that eating is all he wants and no strings...................... He calls it the "eat and run"!! LOL!!!!

    The reason I don't use it is because the last time I did I ended up in a 1.5yr relationship with a crazy bitch!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DodgeDanger View Post
    Do you or would you consider it rude if a guy who you met at; wherever, say a bar or party.

    You were kinda feeling him, but maybe not entirely and he asks:

    Can I eat your pussy?

    Just out of the blue............ What would you have to say or think?
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    So I guess you fellas in here, if in a club was approached by some descent looking female and you guys were having a few drinks at the bar and having some laughs and then all of a sudden:

    "I wanna suck your cock"!!!

    Then what?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Huey P. Freeman View Post
    You have to ask permission to advertise in the main forum.
    Shut up Huey!!! LOL!!!
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    Seriously...from a practical standpoint, is there a woman who couldn't use service? I've only met one woman in my life who didn't care for cunnilingus, and she was not quite of this world. Otherwise, a lady could lie back, relax and, if the technique is competent, she'd forget she was on Earth, much less anything else.

    It's like a luxury automobile. You may want major servicing from a trusted source. Otherwise, any ol' Jiffy Lube will do.

    And with that, I'm ouuuuuuuuuut!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DodgeDanger View Post
    So I guess you fellas in here, if in a club was approached by some descent looking female and you guys were having a few drinks at the bar and having some laughs and then all of a sudden:

    "I wanna suck your cock"!!!

    Then what?
    First, I'd look for cameras.

    Secondly, I'd ask if she has one of her own.

    It doesn't happen like that for us. Not unless we're being set up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuzanneT View Post
    Women get hit with this all the time. However, I would be surprised if any (many?) will make a true confession here
    I will. I've said yes to an on the spot proposition before. But I'm a dirty whore

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    Quote Originally Posted by DodgeDanger View Post
    So I guess you fellas in here, if in a club was approached by some descent looking female and you guys were having a few drinks at the bar and having some laughs and then all of a sudden:

    "I wanna suck your cock"!!!

    Then what?
    My dick would have been in her mouth by "your".
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    Quote Originally Posted by DodgeDanger View Post
    So I guess you fellas in here, if in a club was approached by some descent looking female and you guys were having a few drinks at the bar and having some laughs and then all of a sudden:

    "I wanna suck your cock"!!!

    Then what?
    then I'd have to call Danny to borrow $500 to bail my wife outta jail.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by DeesKo View Post
    then I'd have to call Danny to borrow $500 to bail my wife outta jail.....


    What, no bond card?

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