I have a Raunchy question for the ladies!

[DaBownca]

Not something I've ever done or would do but maybe dude is just being honest I thought women want honesty

[BrazenMuse]

http://deephousepage.com/forums/showthread.php?t=237121

GUFFAW!
There are myriad possibilities...LOL!

Minor violation of By-Law #6 - Feign ignorance at all times
We will let this slide - this time.

oh...okaaaay. Sometimes it's just too tempting...I'm gonna laff a bit more and retreat to my corner...

LOL!!!

[BHouse]

One of my best friends is a woman. We have gone on out many times and I was shocked at some of the bullshit lines that guys have said to her... Leaving the Dating Game one night, there were a group of guys on the motorcycles outside the club. Max and I walking past. Guys yells, "I GOT A MOTORCYCLE..." Really...? Who does that...? lmao

[Daniel, Grand Duke of Stony Island]

Not something I've ever done or would do but maybe dude is just being honest I thought women want honesty

[SuzanneT]

Not something I've ever done or would do but maybe dude is just being honest I thought women want honesty

That ain't honest, that's lame. Lamosity, lamisiciousness, lamissitude.

[DaBownca]

That ain't honest, that's lame. Lamosity, lamisiciousness, lamissitude.

Everyone can't be me ......maybe dude just doesn't know how to express himself

[DeesKo]

Not something I've ever done or would do but maybe dude is just being honest I thought women want honesty

Honesty for a man who would say that would sound more like:

"I'm 38, still live with my Moms, work part-time at a grocery store, had my last car repo'd, went & saw Maury filmed live... twice, haven't had a woman in 29.3 months & have decided my best chance at feeling good about myself is to go around trying to offend women I can't possibly have a shot at...."

[BHouse]

Honesty for a man who would say that would sound more like:

"I'm 38, still live with my Moms, work part-time at a grocery store, had my last car repo'd, went & saw Maury filmed live... twice, haven't had a woman in 29.3 months & have decided my best chance at feeling good about myself is to go around trying to offend women I can't possibly have a shot at...."

lmao... How about: "I use to work at a record store, but they went out of business... I use to work at a book store, but the internet put them out of business... I use to be a DJ, well that didn't turn out so well either..."

[SuzanneT]

Do you or would you consider it rude if a guy who you met at; wherever, say a bar or party.

You were kinda feeling him, but maybe not entirely and he asks:

Can I eat your pussy?

Just out of the blue............ What would you have to say or think?

Sooo Dodge when you use this line, what happens? Spill it!

[DeesKo]

lmao... How about: "I use to work at a record store, but they went out of business... I use to work at a book store, but the internet put them out of business... I use to be a DJ, well that didn't turn out so well either..."

shit, that ain't a loser, that's just an "artistic soul".... ain't nothing wrong with that.

follow it up with "i only play vinyl" while lighting some nag champa and you might be good to go.

[DaBownca]

Honesty for a man who would say that would sound more like:

"I'm 38, still live with my Moms, work part-time at a grocery store, had my last car repo'd, went & saw Maury filmed live... twice, haven't had a woman in 29.3 months & have decided my best chance at feeling good about myself is to go around trying to offend women I can't possibly have a shot at...."

Whay if they're 23-25? I used to hear that on the reg at the hip hop parties I worked.....and unfortunately it was sometimes successful....or at least they left with dude

[BHouse]

shit, that ain't a loser, that's just an "artistic soul".... ain't nothing wrong with that.

follow it up with "i only play vinyl" while lighting some nag champa and you might be good to go.

right... lmao.

[Daniel, Grand Duke of Stony Island]

Honesty for a man who would say that would sound more like:

"I'm 38, still live with my Moms, work part-time at a grocery store, had my last car repo'd, went & saw Maury filmed live... twice, haven't had a woman in 29.3 months & have decided my best chance at feeling good about myself is to go around trying to offend women I can't possibly have a shot at...."

And yet there are guys who are on Death Row who can't open all the mail they receive from ladies who would take them just as they are.

It's like the Tao, man. It can't be understood. It can only be accepted.

[cleodine velvet jackson]

That ain't honest, that's lame. Lamosity, lamisiciousness, lamissitude.

LMAO!!! May I use?

Btw, this thread sucks!

[DodgeDanger]

Sooo Dodge when you use this line, what happens? Spill it!

First of all................ I have only used that line once. Many years ago! I have a buddy that uses it all the time and it works about 60% of the time! Hot ass chicks are going for it as well! I just got back from lunch and I talked to Homedude and he said the pussy pick-up goes further than that.

He said that when he uses it he tells them that eating is all he wants and no strings...................... He calls it the "eat and run"!! LOL!!!!

The reason I don't use it is because the last time I did I ended up in a 1.5yr relationship with a crazy bitch!!!

[The Good Reverend Rollo Goodlove]

Do you or would you consider it rude if a guy who you met at; wherever, say a bar or party.

You were kinda feeling him, but maybe not entirely and he asks:

Can I eat your pussy?

Just out of the blue............ What would you have to say or think?

You have to ask permission to advertise in the main forum.

[DodgeDanger]

So I guess you fellas in here, if in a club was approached by some descent looking female and you guys were having a few drinks at the bar and having some laughs and then all of a sudden:

"I wanna suck your cock"!!!

Then what?

[DodgeDanger]

You have to ask permission to advertise in the main forum.

Shut up Huey!!! LOL!!!

[Daniel, Grand Duke of Stony Island]

Seriously...from a practical standpoint, is there a woman who couldn't use service? I've only met one woman in my life who didn't care for cunnilingus, and she was not quite of this world. Otherwise, a lady could lie back, relax and, if the technique is competent, she'd forget she was on Earth, much less anything else.

It's like a luxury automobile. You may want major servicing from a trusted source. Otherwise, any ol' Jiffy Lube will do.

And with that, I'm ouuuuuuuuuut!

[Daniel, Grand Duke of Stony Island]

So I guess you fellas in here, if in a club was approached by some descent looking female and you guys were having a few drinks at the bar and having some laughs and then all of a sudden:

"I wanna suck your cock"!!!

Then what?

First, I'd look for cameras.

Secondly, I'd ask if she has one of her own.

It doesn't happen like that for us. Not unless we're being set up.

[kara]

Women get hit with this all the time. However, I would be surprised if any (many?) will make a true confession here

I will. I've said yes to an on the spot proposition before. But I'm a dirty whore

[The Good Reverend Rollo Goodlove]

So I guess you fellas in here, if in a club was approached by some descent looking female and you guys were having a few drinks at the bar and having some laughs and then all of a sudden:

"I wanna suck your cock"!!!

Then what?

My dick would have been in her mouth by "your".

[DeesKo]

So I guess you fellas in here, if in a club was approached by some descent looking female and you guys were having a few drinks at the bar and having some laughs and then all of a sudden:

"I wanna suck your cock"!!!

Then what?

then I'd have to call Danny to borrow $500 to bail my wife outta jail.....

[Daniel, Grand Duke of Stony Island]

then I'd have to call Danny to borrow $500 to bail my wife outta jail.....

What, no bond card?

[Discogoddess]

You have to ask permission to advertise in the main forum.