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  1. 12-01-2011, 05:21 PM #1
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    She beat his ass with my belt...

    I have known ol girl for over ten yrs...at times things heat up, other times, we are just friends...either way, her son, who was 9 when we first met, has a particular hatred towards me that has not diminished, but only augmented over time...some of my dhp friends will remember i posted earlier this year about a rasslin' mishap that resulted in an exploded bed, a broken cheekbone, and a deep gash under ol girls left eye...getting to the point of this story, last week, ol girl invited me over for Raw, and of course, we were rasslin' a lil bit on the couch...i had a handful of braids, and she was reveling in a deathlock on my goatee, when her shit smelling son walked in the front door, saw me, walked over to the couch and knocked the shit outta me...a full blown unprotected never saw it comin sneek job...my eyes were watering, upper lip, busted, nose flowing...her son ran off to his room...my first native instinct was to go kill this sob, but instead i told ol girl i was gonna leave before there was real trouble here...she said i wasn't going anywhere and started helping me clean myself up...the following is verbatim...

    ol girl...you wearing a belt
    me......yeah
    ol girl,,,give it to me

    she literally dragged her 19 yr old bitch of a son out of his room, pulled his already saggin pants down, and beat the livinghell out of his natural
    ass, with my belt...she never said a word...i think i'm in LOVE!
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    Wow. Sad story all around with the multiple incidents of violence. And you professing your love because a woman just perpetuated the violence is pretty shocking.
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    Wait, wait, hold on pahtnah, I had to re-read... Let me lead off with PERCEPTION IS NOT REALITY...contrary to popular belief. The son, who you've had 'beef with' for years...saw that his mother was tussling with someone (you). So, he comes to her defense. At least this is what this appears by the way you worded this commentary. He didn't bother to rationalize that the wrasslin' might have been friendly...and welcomed. (think horseplay-->leads to foreplay-->leads to '12 play'; WHATEVER) He was dead wrong for 'stinging you' and you were right for going 'high road' and not 'Deeboing' him. While I am a believer in corporal punishment when the need arises for CORRECTION & a LECTURE...her taking your belt to FINALLY 'sting' him is years too late. Plus, he's a young man...not some child. Vaguely I remember your past posting about this 'young man'...and SHE should have checked & dealt with him much earlier than now. *doing my MAFF with a fat pencil; 19 minus 9* The belt incident only will intensify his disdain for you. You, afterall, have 'taken' his momma from him at least when you are around...and the belt being handed to him represents a transfer of power. I hate when folk want to 'man up' well after the fact. She should have stay 'manned up' & let that boarder (her son who she gives room & board to; old school word for those who don't know) know from jump that you're keeping company & make her happy...and you will: 1. RESPECT me (the momma), 2. this house, 3. the fact that I love you (the son), and 4. rules that we are governed by inside this house & beyond.

    Seriously, you THREE need to sit down & talk. Have a 'come to Jesus meeting' and talk the past issues out 'cause this is only gonna get worse. I wish you the best at
    reconciliation. You and your bun-bun are the ones who have to be the adults...and help him see a positive example for him to aspire to.

    This is just my opinion...take it for 'food' or put it down the garbage disposal...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 'Magic' Juan View Post
    hey don't go pullin my old quotables!!!! that's MY shiz right there!!!! "In order to be a nurse ya got to go to school first!"
    "MAY YOU LIVE AS LONG AS YOU WANT, BUT NEVER WANT AS LONG AS YOU LIVE. MAY YOU LIVE TO BE 100, & ME 100 BUT MINUS A DAY, SO THAT I'LL KNOW THAT NICE PEOPLE LIKE YOU, HAVE PASSED MY WAY. AND REMEMBER, WHEN FRANKIE CROCKER ISN'T ON YOUR RADIO, YOUR RADIO JUST ISN'T REALLY ON."
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    Quote Originally Posted by JMNYC View Post
    hey don't go pullin my old quotables!!!! that's MY shiz right there!!!! "In order to be a nurse ya got to go to school first!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Detroitbootybass View Post
    Wow. Sad story all around with the multiple incidents of violence. And you professing your love because a woman just perpetuated the violence is pretty shocking.
    When are yall going to stop believing Larry Rauson's tall tales and legends and just enjoy them for the craziness that they are? LMAO
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuzanneT View Post
    When are yall going to stop believing Larry Rauson's tall tales and legends and just enjoy them for the craziness that they are? LMAO
    thank you lol lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuzanneT View Post
    When are yall going to stop believing Larry Rauson's tall tales and legends and just enjoy them for the craziness that they are? LMAO
    I don't remember that username (or reading anything from that person before), so if I am being duped - oops!
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    lol, another masterpiece!
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    another story of pure debauchery! LMAO
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    Quote Originally Posted by larry p rauson View Post
    I have known ol girl for over ten yrs...at times things heat up, other times, we are just friends...either way, her son, who was 9 when we first met, has a particular hatred towards me that has not diminished, but only augmented over time...some of my dhp friends will remember i posted earlier this year about a rasslin' mishap that resulted in an exploded bed, a broken cheekbone, and a deep gash under ol girls left eye...getting to the point of this story, last week, ol girl invited me over for Raw, and of course, we were rasslin' a lil bit on the couch...i had a handful of braids, and she was reveling in a deathlock on my goatee, when her shit smelling son walked in the front door, saw me, walked over to the couch and knocked the shit outta me...a full blown unprotected never saw it comin sneek job...my eyes were watering, upper lip, busted, nose flowing...her son ran off to his room...my first native instinct was to go kill this sob, but instead i told ol girl i was gonna leave before there was real trouble here...she said i wasn't going anywhere and started helping me clean myself up...the following is verbatim...

    ol girl...you wearing a belt
    me......yeah
    ol girl,,,give it to me

    she literally dragged her 19 yr old bitch of a son out of his room, pulled his already saggin pants down, and beat the livinghell out of his natural
    ass, with my belt...she never said a word...i think i'm in LOVE!
    this is writing!!!

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    women on the DHP will never understand the masterpieces of Larry...
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuzanneT View Post
    When are yall going to stop believing Larry Rauson's tall tales and legends and just enjoy them for the craziness that they are? LMAO
    Great. Now, you tell me!
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