To you music is like washing powder in a super market, so stop wasting your time trying with me, you're as funny as being stuck in a hospital ward with Michael McIntyre (look it up - another famous British person - like Pete Tong), by trawling net for inspirational humour via pictures and youtube videos that I or anyone else bothers not to watch, fame bum licker. Stop dreaming about morning dew sweat on Judge Jules arse cheeks and stiring Tiestos porridge with your haired tipped penis. Listen carefully bald carlton, i'm into music, you gave it up long time ago, and looked on it as a way for an ageing shinehead to become less mundane, where he can talk to fools and flex a mislaid education his parents paid for in some small pond place where him number 1 something. Eating the crumbs of stale british music trends. You are so Pete Tong, celeb adled, forbes gauping, you are boring with a capital B for bollocks, if you were a liquid, you wouldnn't wet my sole, you are damp, go mould on one of your posts promoting whats already had a promotion prolaspe.
It's all gone Pete Tong ? (yeah?...nah , no one with a sense of dignity would employ those words in 2012)