A recent Saturday edition of SecretSocietyOnline.com has revealed that DARPA has created mosquito shaped drones using nanotechnology that can take DNA samples of up to .5 people at a time and transport them back to the Illuminati's secret underground lab located at 345 W. 2nd Street 3rd Floor Suite 309 Washington DC to be processed in preparation for the 3rd Annual Weequahic Music Festival.
This shocking technology was debuted at a festival featuring Paris Hilton, MAW & a 7 year old kid filling in for the recently disbanded Swedish House Mafia who were forced into retirement after catching Tortured Soul from fucking some clubs in the pussy without protection.
When asked for a statement, Bob Arum denied any knowledge of wrongdoing & insisted on an investigation to clear his name.
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